New members, introduce yourself here.

[SpotterJames]

Hello Hello,

Spotter James re-enlisted, formerly was known as Go Gently .

Always out n about spotting .

 

 

 

[quicksilver]

6 hours ago, SpotterJames said:

Hello Hello,

Spotter James re-enlisted, formerly was known as Go Gently .

Always out n about spotting .

 

 

 

Welcome back! I spotted the spotter

[ChrisH]

Hi all, joined here a while ago but forgot all my log in details. So back for round 2 😄 

Love me a peice of shyt. Had some right AS worthy toys in my time. 

This has to be my favourite though. My 1.0L micra I did a charity rally in. Beast 💪

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, ChrisH said:

Hi all, joined here a while ago but forgot all my log in details. So back for round 2 😄 

Love me a peice of shyt. Had some right AS worthy toys in my time. 

This has to be my favourite though. My 1.0L micra I did a charity rally in. Beast 💪

Plywood spoiler FTW!

[richdcoll]

Howdy! My name is Rich, from the wilds of Carmarthenshire, South West Wales.

Have a penchant for 90s and early 2000s Audi cars. I currently have 3! Two non runners (2003 Allroad, 2003 A6 C5 Avant Quattro) and a daily A4 Avant Quattro on 227,000 miles.

I'm using parts from the A6 to fix up the Allroad, which currently needs a bit of work on the engine. I say a bit of work... the fuel injection pump is knackered. It's a manual, so I'm really keen on keeping this and getting it running, namely for towing our caravan, wife, two kids, two dogs, 4 mountain bikes and whatever else! I also want to do a big of green-laning, so i'll be pillaging whatever I can from the drivetrain and rear quattro system on the A6, expecting some damage in the future.

I'm not sure how I stumbled across this forum, but it's me down to a tee!

Nice to meet you all🤜🤛

[Mi30n]

Hi all, I seem to also without realising it been a lurker for 2 or 3 years! 
Thanks to @gm for introducing me. 
I don’t at the moment have any real shite but we do have a family mx5 that originally was mine that has been passed around the family. After I decided to downgrade and got a £500 quid silver basic spec mx5 pictured below… 

We also have a pug 106 Xnd which may be up for sale soon and ticks all the autoshite faves! #megamoonmpg

and finally the daily is an electric shite etron which can hide in the corner… 

[gm]

@Mi30n pictured lurking in the background when the mazdas radiator got excited  

we were sharing the driving on a teeside trackday, fortunately i was behind the wheel when all hell broke loose !

 

[beko1987]

On 06/06/2023 at 18:39, gm said:

@Mi30n pictured lurking in the background when the mazdas radiator got excited  

we were sharing the driving on a teeside trackday, fortunately i was behind the wheel when all hell broke loose !

 

Bloody hairdresser car. Built in steam styler too 😂 I hope you had your curlers in at the time and the roof down? 

[Mike Whiskey]

Hi all, 

I'm newly joined after seeing some of  @dollywobbler s vids mentioning the sweary forum.   

I'm not sure if my fleet qualifies me as a bona-fide autoshiter, but the content here makes me feel at home,  and rather reminds me of the Jalopy magazine I used to enjoy in the dim and distant past.  Certainly a  much better read than the MaxPower everyone else at school seemed to be reading....

Anyway here's the fleet:

2009 Kia Ceed.  My third,  each slightly less shite than the last.  Cheap to run, reliable,  nice to drive and all the toys.   One of few normal cars I like.  It allows me to have other more interesting vehicles and know I'm not stranded.

2005 Discovery.   My do anything and everything vehicle,  and let's face it, a hobby to keep on the road all by itself. And yes I'm a shed dragger too, though it does get used in 7 seat mode,  and also for dragging other more interesting things on trailers,  such as...

1973 Gilbern Invader,  the 18 year  on/off resto and labour of love that's finally back on the road this year,  though still a long way from finished.  My uncles car once,  that I brought back into the family.  

Nice to meet you all.

MW

[High Jetter]

Welcome. It's not all about the fleet but I suspect you'll fit in. Moar Invader, please.

[AnnoyingPentium]

On 6/30/2023 at 12:14 AM, Mike Whiskey said:

2005 Discovery.   My do anything and everything vehicle,  and let's face it, a hobby to keep on the road all by itself.

Paging @Rust Collector.

[Eyersey1234]

On 6/30/2023 at 12:14 AM, Mike Whiskey said:

Hi all, 

I'm newly joined after seeing some of  @dollywobbler s vids mentioning the sweary forum.   

I'm not sure if my fleet qualifies me as a bona-fide autoshiter, but the content here makes me feel at home,  and rather reminds me of the Jalopy magazine I used to enjoy in the dim and distant past.  Certainly a  much better read than the MaxPower everyone else at school seemed to be reading....

Anyway here's the fleet:

2009 Kia Ceed.  My third,  each slightly less shite than the last.  Cheap to run, reliable,  nice to drive and all the toys.   One of few normal cars I like.  It allows me to have other more interesting vehicles and know I'm not stranded.

2005 Discovery.   My do anything and everything vehicle,  and let's face it, a hobby to keep on the road all by itself. And yes I'm a shed dragger too, though it does get used in 7 seat mode,  and also for dragging other more interesting things on trailers,  such as...

1973 Gilbern Invader,  the 18 year  on/off resto and labour of love that's finally back on the road this year,  though still a long way from finished.  My uncles car once,  that I brought back into the family.  

Nice to meet you all.

MW

Welcome. @Dan302 has a Seed, I'm.sure he will be interested in hearing about yours

[Dan302]

7 hours ago, Eyersey1234 said:

Welcome. @Dan302 has a Seed, I'm.sure he will be interested in hearing about yours

I love mine! Brilliant motors, that Gilbern is very cool ☺

[stuboy]

On 6/30/2023 at 12:14 AM, Mike Whiskey said:

Hi all, 

I'm newly joined after seeing some of  @dollywobbler s vids mentioning the sweary forum.   

I'm not sure if my fleet qualifies me as a bona-fide autoshiter, but the content here makes me feel at home,  and rather reminds me of the Jalopy magazine I used to enjoy in the dim and distant past.  Certainly a  much better read than the MaxPower everyone else at school seemed to be reading....

Anyway here's the fleet:

2009 Kia Ceed.  My third,  each slightly less shite than the last.  Cheap to run, reliable,  nice to drive and all the toys.   One of few normal cars I like.  It allows me to have other more interesting vehicles and know I'm not stranded.

2005 Discovery.   My do anything and everything vehicle,  and let's face it, a hobby to keep on the road all by itself. And yes I'm a shed dragger too, though it does get used in 7 seat mode,  and also for dragging other more interesting things on trailers,  such as...

1973 Gilbern Invader,  the 18 year  on/off resto and labour of love that's finally back on the road this year,  though still a long way from finished.  My uncles car once,  that I brought back into the family.  

Nice to meet you all.

MW

welcome aboard, where you from?

[Richard Harris]

Greetings all - I don't think I have a shite car but I like looking at others. My last cars were definitely shite though! I had two Chrysler Neons!!

 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Richard Harris said:

I had two Chrysler Neons!!

My condolences. Welcome!

[stuboy]

4 hours ago, Richard Harris said:

Greetings all - I don't think I have a shite car but I like looking at others. My last cars were definitely shite though! I had two Chrysler Neons!!

 

welcome aboard. where u from?

[Richard Harris]

On 05/07/2023 at 20:54, stuboy said:

welcome aboard. where u from?

Just north of Brum, Place called Cannock. Here's a couple of pics of my old Neon's (which I loved - I don't care what you say!!). I've only ever had three cars - two Neon's and currently my Chrysler Delta

[Remspoor]

6 hours ago, Richard Harris said:

currently my Chrysler Delta

That is not so bad. We know it here in Spain as a Lancia. That gives it  badge kudos. Same platform as the Bravo too. The problem I would see is we could get it with a 1.4!

The back end is certainly the best bit of the outside.

[Richard Harris]

4 hours ago, Remspoor said:

That is not so bad. We know it here in Spain as a Lancia. That gives it  badge kudos. Same platform as the Bravo too. The problem I would see is we could get it with a 1.4!

The back end is certainly the best bit of the outside.

My partner had one first, and we changed the grill and the badge at the back to Lancia

 

[MrsJuular]

Hi everyone, I'm new but not so new. @juular has kindly kept you all upto date on my tinkering etc. I have been encouraged to join and update my own shite, so here I am.

Here is my money pit number 1: Tilly the traveling toledo.

And 2: Amber the lovely lexus

[High Jetter]

Welcome Toledo owner of mis matched panels! I worked in parts for a JRT dealer in the late 70s, love them.

[stuboy]

58 minutes ago, MrsJuular said:

Hi everyone, I'm new but not so new. @juular has kindly kept you all upto date on my tinkering etc. I have been encouraged to join and update my own shite, so here I am.

Here is my money pit number 1: Tilly the traveling toledo.

And 2: Amber the lovely lexus

hello and welcome, what is ur daily ?

[MrsJuular]

10 hours ago, stuboy said:

hello and welcome, what is ur daily ?

The LS since it isn't broken anymore. I do have a backup newish honda (2009) that has always been a good fallback daily.

[chaseracer]

On 06/07/2023 at 09:45, Richard Harris said:

Just north of Brum, Place called Cannock...

Hello neighbour, Heath Hayes calling!

Cannock is well-known within this electronic parish.  We used to visit the auctions near Longford House regularly, shiters would travel from far and wide!  A couple of brave souls even left with an extra car...

[brownnova]

3 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

Hello neighbour, Heath Hayes calling!

Cannock is well-known within this electronic parish.  We used to visit the auctions near Longford House regularly, shiters would travel from far and wide!  A couple of brave souls even left with an extra car...

I miss those halcyon days of the auction meets… 

[chaseracer]

11 hours ago, brownnova said:

I miss those halcyon days of the auction meets… 

Me too.  Sadly, Cannock Motor Auctions never reopened after COVID... 😢

[nev_jr]

Hello new friends, @outlaw118 has been going on to me for ages to get on here but I haven't had the relevant shite to feel worthy of such a forum. But here is a start. My pride and joy, my 18th birthday present, ´Nigel´ as he was lovingly called, an MG ZS 180 MK1. That's the most English name me and my mates could think of at the time, I could picture a middle aged bloke with a big bushy tash with a fag in his mouth putting it together somewhere in the midlands. Suffered classic MG problems, to quote @outlaw118(which made me chuckle) ´terminal crispiness´. 

[stuboy]

1 hour ago, nev_jr said:

Hello new friends, @outlaw118 has been going on to me for ages to get on here but I haven't had the relevant shite to feel worthy of such a forum. But here is a start. My pride and joy, my 18th birthday present, ´Nigel´ as he was lovingly called, an MG ZS 180 MK1. That's the most English name me and my mates could think of at the time, I could picture a middle aged bloke with a big bushy tash with a fag in his mouth putting it together somewhere in the midlands. Suffered classic MG problems, to quote @outlaw118(which made me chuckle) ´terminal crispiness´. 

well aboard HMS autoshite......... where u located?

[nev_jr]

3 minutes ago, stuboy said:

well aboard HMS autoshite......... where u located?

Lanzarote at the minute, but booked to leave this paradise turned wretched hive in September where I´ll be in Essex again, but where I go beyond that only time will tell