Roffle Mystery Picasso Roffle

[JeeExEll]

Laguna 2.

Looks a promising guess there from John F, from the squid clue, with a (blue?) Lagoona.

[Floatylight]

Squid, close to octopus close to Octavia....

 

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[Jams]

Citroen c5

[mk2_craig]

Peugeot 106,Peugeot 205,Peugeot 306,Peugeot 405, Peugeot 506, Peugeot 605. And some other number cars.. do I win ????

Ooh I hope its a 506. Or even better a 105.

[gadgetgricey]

Skoda Octavia  (bugger , just read above and already been picked for exact same reason I had)

 

Will chose a Metro in that lovely blue colour

[Timewaster]

Mk5 Escort.

 

Based on nothing more than the most worthless, couldn't give it away car if could think of at the time.

[catsinthewelder]

Vauxhall Astra Mk3 Estate, with 3 wheel trims (all different), lots of dog hair in the interior, as well as some worrying stains that just won't shift no matter what you do.

 

Toms just scrapped that and it didn't have a towbar.

[clayts450]

I'm sticking with the Picasso

[catsinthewelder]

Citroen Xsara for the same reasons as Timewaster

[HillmanImp]

Harold Shipman's Renault Espace

[Vantman]

A blue Toyota Corolla.

[Stanky]

Those Lifeshine kits are GR999, I got one for christmas and used it on my Saab a couple of weeks ago. It came up like new.

 

Oh, other than the wheel cleaner, but that probably says more about how far I've let them degrade rather than the quality of the magic potions I put on them. They'd probably reward a long stay at Yongbyon frankly

 

Anyway, I'll not join in in case I'm right and get accused of having insider info, but the prize is well worth winning.

[worldofceri]

Audi 80

[vulgalour]

Squids live under the sea, where there are no accusation, just friendly crustaceans.  So I reckon that could make it a Citroen (Sea-troen) and it also has to be rusty (crustacean = crusty) so my guess is that it's a Volvo 340.

[The Moog]

Sticky scenic ...

[JeeExEll]

You mean Seanic?

 

Silver Fiat X1/9, S-reg 1300. With orange seats.

[panhard65]

I think Scenic is a good shout in that horrid piss green colour. Maybe an RX4 for added shite points with the prop removed for "economy" rather than a fucked viscous coupling.

[chaseracer]

Got a feeling the Squid reference is throwing us a curve ball, prob a reference to the reg or summat....possibly

 

Or the value.  It looks like a sick squid.

[rml2345]

It's a blue Kia Rio diesel.

[beko1987]

A Horsey Horseless?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

It’s obviously Peter O’Toole’s Nissan Primera estate, which sold for £875 in 2014.

 

[sporty-shite]

Citroen ZX?

[Craig the Princess]

A badermatic Vauxhall Corsa in resale silver.

[Noel Tidybeard]

a big arse renner migraine

[GrumpyCat]

Citroen C3, in that there metallic blue that they all seem to be in.

[Datsuncog]

Pug 206. One that looks like it's been dragged from the seabed.

 

In That There Blue, the same shade all the ones dumped round here seem to be.

[Dave_Q]

Xsara Picasso?

[Floatylight]

Citroen C3, in that there metallic blue that they all seem to be in.

Wife's got one, still going strong, about to be passed onto soon to be 17 yr old son, excellent first car, zero street cred...

 

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[Dan_ZTT]

It's defo a mk2 astra

[AnthonyG]

Nissan Micra K11