What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[DVee8]

@gm.

[808 Estate]

[iainrcz]

Going through shit, found this. Haven't worn it in years. Might be worth a few quid.

[hairnet]

brewer born dealer

cant watch it

some of the shit theyre buying (literally a focus with baby dollop in it) and he wonders what the smell was ffs

turned over now 

of the 3 that have been on watched about 10 mins over all 3 - thought it might have been interesting with other people in it

ffs

rather watch cole

[hairnet]

On 02/07/2025 at 13:20, Markeh said:

Well it's the T-shirt for me but I'm happy enough to have got around my average score live on air. And against a 33 which I would've only got 21 at. Still, that's one off the bucket list!

27 and 30 today

still too chicken to ring them

[EyesWeldedShut]

5,000 miles in the last year.

One wheel bearing, two callipers, four discs and eight pads later - that’ll do

 

[beko1987]

I got to use my fake SUV for off roading on the way home 😂

There's been a lorry fire on the m40 so we queued and got off, I wanted to turn left here (to then turn around 20 yards down the road and go right) 

Bellends in the left hand lane were stopped waiting to force into the right hand lane to turn right  blocking all the traffic so we went up the grass, and as I got next to the lead wanker I blasted the horn, made him fully shit himself seeing someone on the left then he had to wait for us to pull out after he eventually got let in! (turn left then swing round in a bus stop and go right again is what I do... 😂)

[myglaren]

 

 

[hairnet]

pat roach kicking sean connerys arse

 

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

 

 

Is this your new business plan? 😀

[Remspoor]

This 

 

[myglaren]

Viewed with the sound off.  Bad enough seeing it so I'm sure it is 10x worse with sound.

[DavieW]

I forgot to CC my boss in an email last week. She phoned me yesterday asking about the subject, I admitted I'd forgotten to include her in said email and she says....."I'll need to spank you the next time you're in the office"  😳

[Remspoor]

22 hours ago, myglaren said:

Viewed with the sound off.  Bad enough seeing it so I'm sure it is 10x worse with sound.

That is not the first time you have written that. Have saved that for your copy and paste?

[gm]

most car stickers are rubbish but this one made me chuckle 

[myglaren]

[Metal Guru]

14 hours ago, DavieW said:

I forgot to CC my boss in an email last week. She phoned me yesterday asking about the subject, I admitted I'd forgotten to include her in said email and she says....."I'll need to spank you the next time you're in the office"  😳

That’s sexual harassment. I reckon you could get £50k out of that. Oh wait, you’re a man. It’s just a laugh then.

Sorry didn’t mean to sound all Andrew Tate, but double standards do apply with office banter and the like.

[myglaren]

 

[richardmorris]

On 24/08/2025 at 19:40, 808 Estate said:

Lots of similar 2cv stickers - believe it or not this is my top speed etc. I do hate those huge UK stickers though. Bloody boris Johnson’s legacy.

[hairnet]

the 29 mile 205 making me dribble

ron haslams prelude is cool too

 

[myglaren]

[Timewaster]

Nokia, Kia

Couldn't make this up.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly47v91r42o

[artdjones]

[paulplom]

I wonder of he's passed his test.

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, paulplom said:

I wonder of he's passed his test.

At least he’s wearing a seat belt.

[DavieW]

[castros_bro]

By carefully getting cheepo insurance for the 3 cars and using a "cashback" site I've just got some money back, to add to the £60 from the previous Aviva  insurance messing me about over not being able to cancel auto-renew. Now to see if there's any broken Chinese Hodna 125s on E**y for under £200.

 

[myglaren]

[reb]

A short story I wrote:

[myglaren]