Wack Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, iainrcz said: I wonder if I drink more the Mrs would fuck off with the dog.. They talk about it but I've never known one that's managed to do it on her own two feet so unless the dog earns 30k a year it's unlikely camryv6, cobblers, iainrcz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 As if this would ever happen! Plenty of old chod as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoss Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 16 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said: As if this would ever happen! Plenty of old chod as well An early outing for Alan Partridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 rainagain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Three Speed, Back_For_More, dome and 9 others 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Significant mileage achievement AnnoyingPentium, Sunny Jim, somewhatfoolish and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Still can't Can't do something far more local cos stuff decided to be ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Tweaks my Paramedic dark humour a bit. Quite provocative. 😂 Sunny Jim, AnnoyingPentium, MiniMinorMk3 and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 MiniMinorMk3, Remspoor, RoverFolkUs and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 rainagain, 5speedracer, MiniMinorMk3 and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 wheel nut, 108, rainagain and 7 others 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 4 minutes ago, 808 Estate said: That's how you do it. CLASS. Three Speed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 21 minutes ago, puddlethumper said: That's how you do it. CLASS. Is it legal, i would love to see a vehicle examiners face, as they trundled towards them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I hope the tow-bar fitter was sobbing as he drilled the mounting holes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarmonicCheeseburger Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Out in the Renault 25 today with Mrs D looking at bathroom showrooms to spend money that'd be better used buying crap cars. Like to use it as much as I can unless weather is really bad. Black lady comes alongside, big smile and thumbs up. As she pulls away, I see she's driving an R reg Mercedes of some description, so not that much younger than the Renault. AnnoyingPentium and MiniMinorMk3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Jim Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 'Madeira Livre' cocktail: ginger, lime and "agricultural rum". WCPGW? fairkens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3VOM Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Seen in a chat: I always wanted to be a lawyer and defend a penguin: "My client is obviously not a flight risk". Remspoor, myglaren, MiniMinorMk3 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 After a morning (well a couple of hours) spent dismantling the rear brakes on the Range Roveur some friends stopped by to take me out for lunch. 4 of us, two not driving. Good lunch, many litres of house red. Friend and I have a debate about "just one more carafe" and we both decide to be sensible and not do it. The cafe owner had obviously been listening and arrived with another carafe - un cadeau (present) from him. Think I will spend the afternoon on the sofa with crap TV (and maybe another bottle!) Remspoor, Dyslexic Viking, Tickman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 ^^^ Sounds like a proper Saturday to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 nice one rob cross anderson awae tae fuck with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Estate Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 dome, myglaren, Remspoor and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 2 hours ago, 808 Estate said: She’ll have to use the “Is THAT what dogging is?” excuse. “I was just looking for some nice walks with my dog”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieW Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 54 minutes ago, Metal Guru said: She’ll have to use the “Is THAT what dogging is?” excuse. “I was just looking for some nice walks with my dog”. Yoss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 1/27/2023 at 6:25 PM, 808 Estate said: I saw that rig in France a few years ago, he had a racing mini on the trailer then so he is obviously working his way up slowly towards the top echelons of sport car racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Something I’ve noticed on the carrier bags for the Pound Bakery (not sure if it’s national or a northern thing) is that they are printed with ‘I ❤️ Pb’. So, as Pb is lead on the periodic table, they’re essentially saying I love lead! puddlethumper and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 may on dave talking about steam and electric pioneers hes ripping a merc amg and says the problem is at the back - starts talking about the petrol tank oh 85 litres from london gets you to scotland if electric the battery would have to be 3-4 times the length of the car - ERRRRR NO it was only 2014 - teslas had been invented researchers need a slap or their quinoa taking off them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Vantman and DSdriver 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 watching bangers and cash and derek is talking about singer chamois better car than a mini better engine than a mini and even tho built by them lot up there still better built than a mini compliment i think? hes right tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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