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Finally got my birthday picture hung. It's behind the sitting room door though which is rarely closed.

I have a couple of copies if anyone wants one.

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5 minutes ago, paulplom said:

I have a couple of copies if anyone wants one.

Great Christmas gifts for friends and family?

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I washed my car, MOT due.  Had a load of snowfoam left so thought I would do the next doors Volvo, covered in birdshit for a couple of months at least.

Ten minute job.  So an hour and a half.  Still some left that doesn't want to move.
She came and said thanks yesterday and I advised her to put some kitchen roll or similar, drenched in washing up liquid and water, on the spots and cover with clingwrap and it may shift it.

Ed:  Forgot to add that the paint is lifting where the worst of the shit was.

Then I told her the local scallys had been and stolen the air from one of the tyres.

She looked horrified and asked "Why would they do that"?

She isn't stupid by any measure so it was an unexpected reaction.  Had to explain (mansplain) that there is a leak.

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Working from home.... was on the phone to a customer who had just got out from underneath a still red hot truck taking the engine ECU off, in a red hot workshop in steel toes and overalls, Didn't have the heart to tell him I was in in a pool eating a magnum and out of respect, it tried not to make any splashing noises.

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46 minutes ago, cobblers said:

 

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Working from home.... was on the phone to a customer who had just got out from underneath a still red hot truck taking the engine ECU off, in a red hot workshop in steel toes and overalls, Didn't have the heart to tell him I was in in a pool eating a magnum and out of respect, it tried not to make any splashing noises.

In 2001 I had a transit with AC , it was a really hot day 

I pulled into the factory yard  to pick a load up , the guy jumped off the forklift and walked over , I knew him well 

He said , you really are a cunt you know , I'm fucking starving and boiling hot , your van is cool and smells of fish & chips 

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Oof

Live as I type this literally been passed by a 55 plate vw camper

Ironically Theres a CT station across the road :D

 

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There was a Chrysler 300C outside my work today that was fully Bentley badged including the wheels  and with a goppingly awful mesh grille, I would have taken a pic but I actually felt like vomiting it was that bloody awful 

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I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

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While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air-conditioning unit costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000!! 

Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world, not even the employees at Currys who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day.

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1 hour ago, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

I'm drinking a beer  but wearing a dry t-shirt. Told my fans to piss off a while ago, their constant adulation was beginning to annoy me. 🤣

Oh and it just got fucking windy here, think a storm is on the way.

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1 hour ago, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

Photos !!

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21 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Photos !!

They're on my only fans page, you know that.

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Int there a song called under the sea :D

Choo choo mother fucker

And as I post this we start moving just when they told us it would be delayed

Got away with that

 

 

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Oh and I posted a pic of those Reno 4s

Kith tells me he knows of a nice one a vendre

Yeah tell me as I leave the country 🤣

 

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Aircon regas..... aaaaaaah, nice and cool again. Bought the guy an ice cream as a thank you, when paying. :)

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Cursory glance at t'internet suggests Poplar Hawk moth.

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5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

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That's a ripoff of a prank scene from American Pie!

Anyway, cheering me up today is finally getting hold of some proper Samsung toners for my printer to replace the knock-off ones my boss bought and were leaving pink and blue lines across every colour page I tried to print.  Was scared it was the printer that was damaged but thankfully not, so money well spent.

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5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

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that reminds me of a prank years ago , I had a big bag of sweets at work and some greedy chaps hogged the lot ...

so I bought another bag   , and slipped in some Laxative choccys all wrapped up in gold paper ...

yep , they hogged that lot as well , esp the ones with gold paper ...

the next day they were drivng down to Devon ,,,,,,

and visited every service station on the way .... 

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Boris signs off with hasta la vista baby.

To be fair he has terminated the fuck out of an 80 seat majority and any chance of the tories winning the next election.

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just had my house insurance renewal , it had dropped from 350 to 230 and a little note to do a review .

so I rung up and did a review ... and it went down to 220 .....

h a p p y  !

 

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On 7/19/2022 at 8:09 AM, paulplom said:

Finally got my birthday picture hung. It's behind the sitting room door though which is rarely closed.

Jack Vettriano: "I hope you like my new artistic direction."

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1 hour ago, Bren said:

Boris signs off with hasta la vista baby.

To be fair he has terminated the fuck out of an 80 seat majority and any chance of the tories winning the next election.

The deluded thick as shit fuckwipe actually said that?!

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On 7/19/2022 at 6:38 PM, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

Belgrade Beer Fest: Miss wet t-shirt

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