What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[meggersdog]

My customers.

We both feel awful with the same symptoms and my glamorous assistant tested positive for covid on Wednesday. I went into work that day and cancelled all work commitments.I am in no fit state to work at the minute. Slapped a closed due to covid note on the window, locked up and went home.

Three separate customers phoned my mobile today, one from the same village as me, one from the next village and one about ten miles away. All had seen the note all saying the same "do you need anything from the the shop ? milk, bread anything. I'll drop it off on your doorstep and pay me later."

How kind and thoughtful.

[High Jetter]

  On 04/02/2022 at 15:02, meggersdog said:

How kind and thoughtful.

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That's brilliant to hear - it's so uplifting when customers react so helpfully when they know you have difficulties. Hope you're not out of action for too long.

[artdjones]

  On 03/02/2022 at 16:20, Asimo said:

 

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They are really good. Everyone who lived up the very steep hills around the top end of Lake Garda seemed to have one when I was there in 2007 although obvs. they were Mks 1&2. Very few large 4x4s. 

[twosmoke300]

  On 04/02/2022 at 15:02, meggersdog said:

My customers.

We both feel awful with the same symptoms and my glamorous assistant tested positive for covid on Wednesday. I went into work that day and cancelled all work commitments.I am in no fit state to work at the minute. Slapped a closed due to covid note on the window, locked up and went home.

Three separate customers phoned my mobile today, one from the same village as me, one from the next village and one about ten miles away. All had seen the note all saying the same "do you need anything from the the shop ? milk, bread anything. I'll drop it off on your doorstep and pay me later."

How kind and thoughtful.

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My fuckers would be saying “ but you can still do my car today yeh ?” 

[richardmorris]

Wishful thinking.

[Fumbler]

[Snake Charmer]

New tools makes me grin. 😁

[myglaren]

https://www.facebook.com/100077128632169/videos/680029476508176/

[AnnoyingPentium]

BOB.

[cobblers]

This has got to be the most insane roof rack I have ever seen. WTF are you gonna put up there?

[DSdriver]

  On 05/02/2022 at 12:53, cobblers said:

This has got to be the most insane roof rack I have ever seen. WTF are you gonna put up there?

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... and will the gutters take the strain?

[vulgalour]

Maybe they thought the base vehicle was too aerodynamic?

[LightBulbFun]

  On 05/02/2022 at 12:53, cobblers said:

This has got to be the most insane roof rack I have ever seen. WTF are you gonna put up there?

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this but vertically stacked?

something like so?  

[D.E]

  On 05/02/2022 at 16:02, LightBulbFun said:

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They can do other fun tricks as well!

[twosmoke300]

  On 05/02/2022 at 12:53, cobblers said:

This has got to be the most insane roof rack I have ever seen. WTF are you gonna put up there?

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Dreamcatchers and rock n roll beds obviously 🙄

[Remspoor]

  On 04/02/2022 at 20:59, richardmorris said:

Wishful thinking.

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There is a part two to this but these are his worse* crimes.

I did not know that he wanted to hire a hitman to "jump" a journalist.

[MikeR]

I am now a GOB ( grumpy old bugger ) with a bus pass .

it arrived today .

cant wait to push my way past the wheeled shopping bags cursing " let the old ones on first " as I wave my pass at the driver ..

 

[richardmorris]

  On 05/02/2022 at 16:44, Remspoor said:

There is a part two to this but these are his worse* crimes.

I did not know that he wanted to hire a hitman to "jump" a journalist.

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Oh yes, one of his earlier crimes. Guppy? Went to prison.

[Quintus]

  On 05/02/2022 at 12:53, cobblers said:

This has got to be the most insane roof rack I have ever seen. WTF are you gonna put up there?

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A couple of pallets worth of pineapples and an old tricycle?

[garethj]

  On 05/02/2022 at 16:44, Remspoor said:

I did not know that he wanted to hire a hitman to "jump" a journalist.

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I think Ian Hislop took him apart on this when Boris was on Have I Got News For You

[richardmorris]

  On 05/02/2022 at 19:48, garethj said:

I think Ian Hislop took him apart on this when Boris was on Have I Got News For You

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[AnnoyingPentium]

[Wack]

AHH isn't she cute , just don't cross her 

[twosmoke300]

Can we spot the autoshiter out for a trail ride ? ( leading the fucker )

[Dan the van]

Kx 175? or 250?.Hard to tell.Where was that to?.Rowes pasties rock tho Barnicutts just edge them imo.🙂

[twosmoke300]

Ke175

[DSdriver]

  On 05/02/2022 at 17:13, MikeR said:

I am now a GOB ( grumpy old bugger ) with a bus pass .

it arrived today .

cant wait to push my way past the wheeled shopping bags cursing " let the old ones on first " as I wave my pass at the driver ..

 

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Around hear you would be called a twirly because bus pass people are always trying to get away with using their pass too early.

[155V6]

Just had a really nice day.Went to the pub for breakfast,then to Boxhill for a Ford Puma meet

Later on we went & fed the ducks,& saw our favourite Egyptian geese

Then back to the pub for a pint,& home for a pizza & a couple more beers.I know it was nothing really special,but I'll go to bed very happy tonight.

 

 

[twosmoke300]

I can hear the fizzing from here 

[AnnoyingPentium]

  On 06/02/2022 at 19:19, twosmoke300 said:

I can hear the fizzing from here 

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A collective group of Pumas is called a Kurust.