What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[twosmoke300]

I’ve had a couple . Decided to get rid of the seicento because too many customers were moaning about it despite it being free transport while their car was broken . 
 

[neil1971]

I saw this just now although it was first published a couple of years ago so apologies if it's been seen before, nice article on Classic & Sportscar site about a Wolseley 4/44 bought from a neighbour for £15 in 1970 and still in the same ownership

[PhilA]

Doing 80 on the Interstate through New Orleans tonight, I look in my mirror and see a guy in lane 3 coming hurtling past easily doing a ton.

 

This is not unusual.

 

What was unusual was the car he was driving was a Lotus 7. Suicidal in traffic round here!

[PhilA]

  On 20/02/2022 at 23:21, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

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Needless to say he was wearing a full face crash hat.

 

[andy18s]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/644175765686657/permalink/4546283812142480/

[hairnet]

Had a few days of.meh but this made.me.laugh

@trigger this was cool and I thought a longer time ago

[motorpunk]

Sat behind a lovely Peugeot 205 Style on the Coventry ring road today, white painted steelies, original dealer sticker in the window. So dainty and a pleasant sight among the sea of dross in the traffic.

[Sunny Jim]

Interesting* reason for selling a car... https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/d/bremerton-1992-honda-civic-vx-eg/7447716307.html

[Wack]

And you think it's bad getting to work on the M6 

[Wack]

  On 20/02/2022 at 15:49, twosmoke300 said:

I’ve had a couple . Decided to get rid of the seicento because too many customers were moaning about it despite it being free transport while their car was broken . 
 

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Ungrateful , they should be happy you’re supplying anything 

[AnnoyingPentium]

[JeeExEll]

I can't remember if I found this on here first but there are now various versions.

 

"Ohh, the Grand Old Duke Of York, 

He had 12 million quid,

He gave it to someone he'd never met, 

For something he never did.

 

And when he was up he was up.

And when she was down he was down,

And when he was only half way up,

He was neither up or down".

 

(repeat forever)

[High Jetter]

Happy palindrome day (22022022)

[Crackers]

  On 22/02/2022 at 13:26, High Jetter said:

Happy palindrome day (22022022)

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And to cap it off, it's Twosday, too. 

[mintwth]

Is the best time to celebrate this palindrome day 22:02:20? 

[dozeydustman]

  On 22/02/2022 at 17:45, mintwth said:

Is the best time to celebrate this palindrome day 22:02:20? 

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22:00:22

[808 Estate]

[motorpunk]

Am ready for snow.

[AnnoyingPentium]

[High Jetter]

  On 22/02/2022 at 22:27, motorpunk said:

Am ready for snow.

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The full of fitness food?

[High Jetter]

  On 22/02/2022 at 23:22, AnnoyingPentium said:

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That's a wind-up, right?

[808 Estate]

[PhilA]

Beadle's Boats, Inc.?

[somewhatfoolish]

Jocky's Movers?

[cobblers]

  On 23/02/2022 at 03:19, PhilA said:

Beadle's Boats, Inc.?

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Ex-partners of jeremy beadle have mixed things to say about the size of his manhood. On one hand, it was nothing special, but on the other hand it was massive.

[HillmanImp]

  On 23/02/2022 at 03:19, PhilA said:

Beadle's Boats, Inc.?

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♫♪♪ Watch out Beadles a boat. ♫♪♪

[AnnoyingPentium]

Left one of those face coverings hanging on the indicator stalk with the 'new car scent' air fresheners. Every time I breathe it's that bloody air freshener through the mask. Not too bad, actually.

[goosey]

Pissing about on Hartlepool Marina instead of working 

[AnnoyingPentium]

[DSdriver]

  On 19/02/2022 at 20:07, twosmoke300 said:

Gone feckin big time haven’t I ? 😂

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My garage just loans me an over twenty year old Saab 9-5 estate, almost identical to what I have taken to them to service/repair. Its great because I know where all the knobs and switches are.