What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[clayts450]

[High Jetter]

Well it should keep it dry at least! (Unless there's a hole in your bucket...)

[scdan4]

http://imgur.com/gallery/Hynrmt5

[Aston Martin]

On 1/24/2021 at 3:14 PM, Aston Martin said:

Stolen from Twitter I apologise in advance.

 

Stolen from the Facebook.

[155V6]

Laguna has a year's test 😁

Has a couple of advisories to be sorted,I'll get those done soon as it's going for a service

Also,I managed to sort out the SRS light on the Puma.It had been on since I fitted a leather interior,turns out the seatbelt pre-tensioners are different.I managed to swap them over without breaking anything,& the light goes off as it's meant to now.

[yohan]

They need a grey miserable soviet city to film their latest movie in.

Yep Aberdeen will do.  Some fantastic cars are driving around the town just now.

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/tetris-aberdeen-filming/

[MikeR]

WOW !!    

https://carcleanpros.com/gadgets/nanosparkle-lt-aff-uk.php?affId=4616672C&c1=ENGB_backfill&c2=nanomagic&tid=1022f693a4253a02ec6ede4bc4fc89

 

BS init ?

[Jerzy Woking]

Definitely. How can anything other than filler/primer and paint fill a deep scratch? Probably not a cloth infused with unicorn semen.

[Ghosty]

My dickhead neighbours seem to be finally packing up to leave. 

[Wack]

Americans 🤣

Anybody fancy spending thousands on an epoxy River in the floor of their house 

No I thought not , fuck me 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

22 minutes ago, Wack said:

Americans 🤣

Anybody fancy spending thousands on an epoxy River in the floor of their house 

No I thought not , fuck me 

 

That which might be an amusing conversation piece if it were a coffee table and could be taken with you when/if you move becomes a ridiculous albatross that is a slip hazard, will get scratched and look ugly and will put off anyone buying your house unless they're a nut or content to use it as a reason to gouge you on the price.

[face]

On 2/15/2021 at 12:00 PM, Wack said:

African reporter struggles with UK Town names, Sheffield proves especially difficult 

 

He’s a comedian from Cameroon I think. Very funny 👍🏻

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, MikeR said:

WOW !!    

https://carcleanpros.com/gadgets/nanosparkle-lt-aff-uk.php?affId=4616672C&c1=ENGB_backfill&c2=nanomagic&tid=1022f693a4253a02ec6ede4bc4fc89

 

BS init ?

The fact that his "brand new BMW" is a 15-year-old 5 Series on US plates suggests that the article is indeed utter bollocks.  Just in case it wasn't already obvious.

[Agila]

10 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

The fact that his "brand new BMW" is a 15-year-old 5 Series on US plates suggests that the article is indeed utter bollocks.  Just in case it wasn't already obvious.

I wanted to make a shit joke about the shop called "almost everything" in the background.

Like "I wonder what they sell". Then I realised it's an automotive body repair shop for the after photo. Which I'm sure* is a total coincidence.

[Leyland Worldmaster]

My Supervisor and Stakeholder, Lord Boots. Here, he is observed offering some feedback:

"Would you care to remove this Seat Cover, please?...it is most uncomfortable...does ot appear to match the Interior Palette" 

[rainagain]

6 hours ago, MikeR said:

WOW !!    

https://carcleanpros.com/gadgets/nanosparkle-lt-aff-uk.php?affId=4616672C&c1=ENGB_backfill&c2=nanomagic&tid=1022f693a4253a02ec6ede4bc4fc89

 

BS init ?

Why did the body shop quote him £600, but he car has US plates on it? Also use of the phrase “grocery store” suggests they just took their US sales pitch and changed $600 to £600. 
 

That’s not saying it won’t work on small scratches, it sounds like some sort of cloth containing a mild abrasive so basically a cloth plus t-cut.

[OM646]

2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

The fact that his "brand new BMW" is a 15-year-old 5 Series on US plates suggests that the article is indeed utter bollocks.  Just in case it wasn't already obvious.

Also the Instagram usernames with capital letters and spaces

[hairnet]

13 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

 

Stolen from the Facebook.

i like that - the bed bit would make me annoyed tho - wake in the night not remember where you are and unconcious yourself on the roof as you sat up

 

[beko1987]

2 minutes ago, hairnet said:

i like that - the bed bit would make me annoyed tho - wake in the night not remember where you are and unconcious yourself on the roof as you sat up

 

I thought the same, ideal travelodge room without having to go to a travelodge! 

You should get one fitted to the mx5

[beko1987]

Leaving my estate to go for a walk with the kids a few mins ago a red LDV pilot swung in. Full shonk-tastic spec and condition, I gave the guy a massive smile and thumbs up

Which took a few seconds to register before he smiled and gave me one back. Guess it doesn't get that often

[willswitchengage]

Interesting 'old Top Gear' - diesel cars in 1991.

 

[Skizzer]

My YouTube channel has got its first troll!

I am so happy, that’s a major milestone. I feel like I’ve arrived.

[Fumbler]

6 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

My YouTube channel has got its first troll!

I am so happy, that’s a major milestone. I feel like I’ve arrived.

"I've been known to use them as ashtrays and trashcans"

Gold.

[Lord Sterling]

I've just had a look at the Renault 25 thread 😮

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is it Autoshites time of the month or now something?

....Car for sale....

.....YAAAHTOOEXPENSIVE....GRAAAH...TYRESANDSCAMMING....MORENONSENSEAABOUTTYRESANDSOMETHINGABOUT.....CROWDFUNDINGANDTYRES....MYOPINIONIS.....GAAAH...ITHINKTHIS....YEAHWELLITHINK......PENNILESS.SODS....AAAAAAHHHH...ITHINKYOUROPINIONSTINKSANDIHAVEARIGHTTOMYOPINION......IDISAGREEANDTHEREFOREYOUAREWRONG....op-IAMNOWJUMPINGSHIP......GOODBYE.....YEAHBUTMYOPINION....DISAGREEMENTS....<the moderation department has now closed this thread. For further information, please re-read this thread>

...is generally how it come across to me.  I've had my laugh for today. I shall now go for a small nap.

[Lord Sterling]

23 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

My YouTube channel has got its first troll!

I am so happy, that’s a major milestone. I feel like I’ve arrived.

I did not know you had a channel on tubeYou. I shall now subscribe 😁

[808 Estate]

[Wack]

Just saw a video at a zoo

2 gorillas having a pecking order disagreement which turned into a right punch up 

Some woman goes up to the keeper demanding he do something about it 

He just says, what do you expect me to do, go in there and break it up

[R1152]

3 hours ago, Lord Sterling said:

I've just had a look at the Renault 25 thread 😦

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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.... do I spy another Scarfolk fan?

<I've actually got a staff colleague where I work to use that sentence in an e-mail>

[beko1987]

23 minutes ago, R1152 said:

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.... do I spy another Scarfolk fan?

<I've actually got a staff colleague where I work to use that sentence in an e-mail>

There's a few of us on here! Shortly before lockdown 1 when the office went a bit mental with random covid signs I printed a' dont'poster and it lasted 2 days in the gents and made everyone laugh before silently vanishing

[Wack]

This guy goes into a pub
On his left shoulder is a beautiful parrot. On his right shoulder a cat

He goes up to the bar and asks the parrot if he wants a drink , parrot says yes

He asks the cat if he wants a drink,  yes, but I'm not paying

It's OK, I'll pay

They drink up then the parrot says ,shall we have another , the cat replies , yes but I'm not paying

The parrot says it's OK, I'll pay

They drink up then the guy asks if they're having a third , cat says yes but I'm not paying
At this point the barman says , what's with the cat not wanting to stand his round

The man says , it's this genies fault

I asked for an exotic bird with a tight pussy and this is what I got