What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Guest Hooli]

and so it starts - a splinter group forms………

 

Knot here.

[John F]

and so it starts - a splinter group forms………

 

I think you're barking up the wrong tree with that idea (double whammy, woohoo!)

[dome]

https://sniffpetrol.com/2019/02/14/classic-car-advert-seems-to-be-30000-word-history-essay/

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I think you're barking up the wrong tree with that idea (double whammy, woohoo!)

 

Needs a root-and-branch review.

[Guest Hooli]

Shall we stick with these puns or not?

[Guest Hooli]

 

[catsinthewelder]

Got into work and found this on the desk.



Made jokes about whether it's porn or teaching the other lad to read before turning it over and finding my name on the other side and panicking a bit.

A look inside cheered me up though



Thanks Tom.

I've not seen him for a bit but did notice his influence on the carpark in the next town along.



Another ZX and a Xantia are out of shot.

[Crusty Sills]

Got home to find a BFO parcel waiting for me.

Ordered 2 used wings off of eBay for the new beetle, arrived today via Drop, Hide or lose (DHL) got a message saying delivery would be between 12 and 1 put a note on their tracking site saying leave down side of house.

Left where I instructed and well packaged.

2 wings in black to replace the cracked and shitty paint on both.

 

£55 delivered makes them a bit of a bargain, some people seem to think these plastic wings are actually made of gold and price accordingly.

Looks like I have a job for the weekend now.

[dozeydustman]

[cort16]

I saw this on the dull men’s club on Facebook . Made me laugh.

 

[busmansholiday]

[richardmorris]

Just found that Third rock from the sun is on five on demand

[Tamworthbay]

Genuinely excited about the impending arrival of the Pug floppy top. I am like a kid at Christmas.

[Tamworthbay]

[barmatt]

Just found that Third rock from the sun is on five on demand

 

Awesome thanks, that's me not moving for a day or two.

[Ghosty]

Twat neighbour with the BMs hasn't been making a nuisance of himself lately, and the council seem to be very slowly fixing our lamp posts. No abandoned rolling billboards either. Happy times.

 

Got a lol today when I noticed BMW idiot has seen my Civic's pressed plates and decided to get some of his own for his 17 plate 520d. Only he's chosen some in an illegal wanky pseudo-German font with no BS mark. They look shit.

To top it off he's buggered up fitting them, the rear one is on the wank and half looks like it's going to fall off. silly bugger, has to have what everyone else does.

 

Maybe he should have got someone else to fit them, after all he can't even be trusted to walk his own dog - I've never seen him walk it, as it refuses to go on walks and just stands still biting its lead 


Speaking of twats, I managed to piss off a hedonist at work and he's being a big baby about it, his reactions are fantastically funny and I feel loads better for being out of the way. He's also made a (fourth) Instagram account purely to advertise the fact he's doing deliveries for a drug dealer specialising in cannabis-laced foods. It's hilarious, he's proud of the fact he's doing a dealers dirty work

[loserone]

[dozeydustman]

Does the advertising exec of Lurpak get an award or a P45

 

[kinkersaab]

Give us a shout if you’re needing a hand with anything.

 

Likewise

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Shall we stick with these puns or not?

 

Probably best to leaf it alone now………..

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Does the advertising exec of Lurpak get an award or a P45

 

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Desperate marketing?

[anonymous user]

Probably best to leaf it alone now………..

I would go out on a limb to say carry on

[New POD]

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Be careful putting a frozen soft top down. Makes them brittle.

[danthecapriman]

It’s finally the weekend! I’ve had a shit week thanks to work so they can suck my chicken skin scrotum now until Monday!

[richardmorris]

Just joined a Facebook group of old pics from where i grew up.

 

Someone has posted this ( which I remember well!)

 

I think that’s the one and only time I’ve been in the press. 1976.

 

Edit. I’m the one staring into the gates of hell. My best friend Chris looks quite happy to be frozen to death in tiny shorts and a cardigan!

[Cavcraft]

Spotted a fox at work today. Hoping it was the one who looked very poorly the other month, as this one looked very healthy so fingers crossed it got better.  Relatively safe there too, away from the red coated wankers on horseback.

[loserone]

Be careful putting a frozen soft top down. Makes them brittle.

Yes, I've smashed it already. New one.. one day

[Datsuncog]

Shaping up to be quite a night at Casa Datsuncog. A load of attic-blackened cars to be scrubbed AND a goodly haul of traybakes rescued from an abandoned plate outside a meeting room in work. Some of them are barely nibbled.

 

 

Result.

[PhilA]

 

Wanted to see what the Pontiac looked like with UK plates*.

 

Apologies to the current owner of DDM 798C.

 

Phil

 

 

 

*One thing it does do is make me realize just how big that car actually is. Compare to the same size plate on another blue vehicle:

[320touring]

Lol! Top work