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OwdChina Rank: Austin Maxi

OwdChina

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The cost of a poncy twat in a yellow shirt? Millions, The refs response to Neymar diving, priceless.

I have always loved watching Brazil but want them to go due to this cheating git, looking likely too.

Agreed...........gone.
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop-top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright

 

 

Turns out Ice Cube has got himself a bin wagon.

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Des Rank: Renault 16

Des

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My brother's just back from a couple of weeks enjoying the Baltic in Poland. Where, for a short while, he experienced the greatest joy in his life, the event? He did a session getting tanked in an Irish theme bar viewing the reaction of a gaggle of Germans as big screens displayed their team get hoofed from the World Cup. Every beggar encountered on returning to his hotel later was gifted fags and coins.

He brought me a gift, the tag from a pair of undercrackers he treated himself to, appears to be some kind of permit to PLAC.

 

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Need to write fuck you in the Tel. No. box obs.

  • DeeJay and cobblers
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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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This bloke:

 

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B.Mus (Hons) 1st...

 

I have a considerable portion of THE PROUD.

 

:)

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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Excellent stuff, nothing like a first class degree to make a man strut about like John Travolta at the beginning of Saturday Night Fever. Which I assume is what he is doing right now?

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Computer situation has improved somewhat. I've edited a video up without wanting to kill anyone, and now have a much better monitor situation! Feeling the benefit of an improved working enviroment already - apart from the fact my desk is still a shameful mess...

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Mr A Lawrence Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr A Lawrence

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Sweden 0 - 2 England 

 

It's coming home. 

  • Craig the Princess, Cavcraft, The Moog and 1 other
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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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Waiting at Belfast to get back on boat

 

They're unloading

 

A terrain towing a fergie just got off

 

Saw a Renault 18 towing a trailer noone off here??

 

R9uke or faker in a tea break?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Mrs S was watching the tennis when I wandered past earlier and the scoreboard said Karen something and Frances something. I was very surprised when they both turned out to be blokes.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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This bloke:

 

33540366_10155673458598261_2486783856770

 

B.Mus (Hons) 1st...

 

I have a considerable portion of THE PROUD.

 

:)

Looks nothing like you - he must be very happy! ;-)

  • DeeJay, chaseracer and Cavcraft
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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Mrs S was watching the tennis when I wandered past earlier and the scoreboard said Karen something and Frances something. I was very surprised when they both turned out to be blokes.

My sister was at Wimbledon on Wednesday and had court one row two tickets next to the score board. But the bbc never showed them as it cut off the side they were sitting.

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Looks nothing like you - he must be very happy! ;-)

 

Strange how quickly one can go off some people!  :lol:

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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Somebody just posted this picture on Facebook , "off to see roger waters"post-20755-0-05140100-1530996911_thumb.png

 

Underneath somebody posts

 

Interesting array of drugs on bedside table and do I see Vaseline? ????

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Been my work's do tonight, absolutely fucking mullered, tbh  went on the razz at 2.10pm, just got home. AHHHHH

  • Bucketeer and Jerzy Woking
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robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

robinmasters

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Somebody just posted this picture on Facebook , "off to see roger waters"attachicon.gifIMG_1178.PNG

 

Underneath somebody posts

 

Interesting array of drugs on bedside table and do I see Vaseline? ????

You know when you've been Tango'd.

 

A Google image search for this image brings up the suggestion 'fun'. Not my idea of fun, but it takes all sorts.

ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

ChinaTom

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I finally get out of Hamilton Ontario on July 18th. Arrived last October for a week’s consulting and got suckered in to a project.

 

I have lived in some far-flung desolate undeveloped places in my life, but I would take another long winter in QiQiHaer before i do another long stint here.

 

I don’t like being negative about places with problems, but I am breaking the rule here.

 

Miami for the rest of the year, then see what Monterrey in Mexico brings for first half of next year.

 

Mrs CT just found us a nice place in Coral Gables. Time to get the Don Johnson look ready.

 

 

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PhilA Rank: Lancia Gamma

PhilA

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Somebody just posted this picture on Facebook , "off to see roger waters"attachicon.gifIMG_1178.PNG

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Interesting array of drugs on bedside table and do I see Vaseline? ????

Went to his concert when it came here.

 

First concert I've been to that I've genuinely been disappointed with. People were actually getting up and leaving part the way through. Not because of the political message (Floyd's core message for a lot of their albums has followed that theme), but for the fact he tried to recycle their old hits with a new message. Cold war music with a modern day The Mirror style dig at the leadership of the country he was visiting.

 

Yeah, the Pink Floyd tribute band feat. Roger Waters was mostly good at regurgitating the music we know and love, but it needed turning down from 11. He isn't Gilmour, but he doesn't seem to remember that. Maybe he started his party in their room.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Despite being Scottish and desperately wanting to see England out of the cup, this was too good not to share.

 

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Guest Hooli

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I'd ask who he is, but I don't care enough about chavball to care.

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Do not go there.  Please.

 

Ooh, look...!

 

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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I just saw an orange convertible 996 GT3 RS..... Yep, plus it sounded like a Saxo VTS. I guess even people with 9 grand to spare are pricks.

Vin Rank: Renault 16

Vin

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I'd ask who he is, but I don't care enough about chavball to care.

 

It looks like the Fascist, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson)...

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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I doubt they ever made a cabrio gt3, of any generation.

This was clearly a carrera 2 with the world's worst homemade paint job and stick on spoiler.

Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sheefag

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Legacy air con is shit.

 

I know. let's check the pollen filter.

 

Yep. That looks like it needs changing.

 

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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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Legacy air con is shit.

 

I know. let's check the pollen filter.

 

Yep. That looks like it needs changing.

 

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It's the first thing I change in every car j buy. The most important filter and service item in any car imo.

SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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Yes and I can see the tarmac! :D I have been contemplating on how hard it would be to retrofit an Aircon system from like a Corsa into a classic.

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