What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

The shitehawk has landed, at last (7yr old has already claimed it as his car!).......... once I find the original SD1 delivery thread - I'll update and keep it all in one place. (Search sukks! and I've lost the bookmark somewhere)

 

FLat tyre - bollox......

 

 

 

She wouldn't fire up though - to be investigated tonight.

New garage leased so a big move to sort in the coming week(s) - grin as it should fit 5 cars at once - grump is there's a shitload of stuff to move to get going!

 

 

[Cavcraft]

It's cleaned polished and everything is in place they are 20 miles away

 

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That's a brilliant photograph (the handed over one) and as our besty Vulgalour pointed out, the happiest picture in ages.

 

 

 

A young female relative of mine took her car to a 'well known' chain or car purchasers recently. She hadn't told them about the EML being lit, so they offered £1,200 less than they said. Anyhow, a new appointment came, we stopped round the corner first, plugged the FCR in and the light went out and stayed out during the inspection. 

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Just sent the GF the photo's of the Lada - she's half French, half Polish...... and she loves it. I think this evening I may be able to explain me being MIA on my brithday to collect a £50 T5 estate....... here's hoping.

If I don't show up online tomorrow - check all nearby ditches!

[fordperv]

Vulg and cavcraft im extremely happy for her I love this woman with all of my heart like my own mum and would do anything for her.

 

We also got mrs fp aunty over from Holland as a surprise for her mum, so shortly after the car was handed over mrs fp aunty from Holland walked in with one of her other aunties and it all erupted again, she deserves it

[Guest Hooli]

The shitehawk has landed, at last (7yr old has already claimed it as his car!).......... once I find the original SD1 delivery thread - I'll update and keep it all in one place. (Search sukks! and I've lost the bookmark somewhere)

 

Click on your name at the top of the page, choose content & then use the box on the left to filter for topics. You'll get a list of threads you've started then.

[John F]

The shitehawk has landed, at last (7yr old has already claimed it as his car!).......... once I find the original SD1 delivery thread - I'll update and keep it all in one place. (Search sukks! and I've lost the bookmark somewhere)

 

FLat tyre - bollox......

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She wouldn't fire up though - to be investigated tonight.

New garage leased so a big move to sort in the coming week(s) - grin as it should fit 5 cars at once - grump is there's a shitload of stuff to move to get going!

 

I hate to say it, but I really like your car. And yes, I know how shit it is.

 

100% ace. Keep us posted pls

[Roobarb]

Remembering the advert, (because of some of the songs) and then watching it on YouTube.

 

^^^ May contain some sheep in a Renault 5.

Baa Baa Baaa BaBaBaran! Hang on sloopy! Clever Trevor!

[Parky]

The old "What's yours called?" Campaign. That was a good one!

 

I remember one where Nicholas Parsons was driving one like a loon around a car park. Just as he was about to reverse into a post with the door open a guy woke up and yelled "SARAH!!!" prompting his partner to ask who Sarah was. This advert would invariably have been followed by one for Insignia After Shave or Gino Ginelli ice cream so would place it around 1987.

 

"Insignias got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

[AlabamaShrimp]

Bit of a long drive from 'Bradford' for chips

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05zd5xg

 

Its one of Wakefields more expensive chippys but they are nice you just have to make sure to ask for them in paper not those stupid boxes!

 

Bonus fact!

That bloke taking the order used to drive a Mini. God only knows where he put his wheelchair in it.

[oldcars]

Got a couple of phones on Gumtree. Chap texts asking if it still for sale. Yes, he replies he is more than happy with the £80 asking price. Can he collect now. Text address and he pops round 30 mins later. No twixs, no deep fat fryers, no posting to Uncle Bert in Whales. I could hardly believe it.

[Jim Bell]

Hopefully his cheque clears ok.

[beko1987]

Gareths in a meeting so I made some sympathy

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

..."Insignias got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

 

"It's new Insignia

And it's all over now...."

 

 

 

[Guest Hooli]

"Vectra's got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

 

Edited for the 00s

[HillmanImp]

The old "What's yours called?" Campaign. That was a good one!

 

I remember one where Nicholas Parsons was driving one like a loon around a car park. Just as he was about to reverse into a post with the door open a guy woke up and yelled "SARAH!!!" prompting his partner to ask who Sarah was. This advert would invariably have been followed by one for Insignia After Shave or Gino Ginelli ice cream so would place it around 1987.

 

"Insignias got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

 

At secondary school in music class we had to revamp Christmas carols for a project. We did 'Oh Little town of Bethlehem' to the tune of the Insignia advert. Went in pretty much perfectly. I still sing my version at Christmas rather than the boring original. 

[Parky]

Oh my God it does work!

 

Altogether now “Take home a Gino Ginelli ice creamo Piazza d’Italia”

[Tadhg Tiogar]

.....Altogether now “Take home a Gino Ginelli ice creamo Piazza d’Italia”

 

(sad)

 

"...Italian chic,

Italian style,

Italian verve,

Italian cool.

 

Toffee fudge 'n choc 'n nut,

Meent choc cheep-a

Tutti frutti whadda cutie,

Take a Gino home with you....

 

Gino, oh Gino Ginelli!!"

 

/(sad)

[Datsuncog]

^^^ This is one of those that ad jingles that likes to escape from long-term storage and pop itself onto a neverending mental loop at about 3am every couple of years.

 

I'm guessing I'm about to be stricken by another bout of it in around 14hrs time...

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Perry Mason, Case of the desperate deception, they're in France........ Espace Mk1, 3 wheeler, Uno, Mini - loads of chod in the chase scene....... plus a very young Kim Thomson - what's not to like.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC0fcaQ4YsU

 

Edit - maybe in the Ebay moments - but not really all car related... so wasn't sure - sorry Mods.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

^^^ This is one of those that ad jingles that likes to escape from long-term storage and pop itself onto a neverending mental loop at about 3am every couple of years.

 

I'm guessing I'm about to be stricken by another bout of it in around 14hrs time...

Remember this one?

 

http://youtu.be/GsXHXbDiJFc

 

I liked it so much I actually went out and bought the Alan Price 7-inch single.

 

[alf892]

Alf Dad now lives in St Ives (Cambs)

 

Apparently they recently built a new Police station...........in Pig Lane

 

Road name subsequently got changed

[fordperv]

Was at the gym earlier and a lad I went to college with who I had a lot to do with his old man as he was a proper old school mechanic we knew (got to know his son by accident) he walked in with his dad, why did this make me grin I hear you cry, the last time I saw the lad and asked about his old man he told me he was ok physically but is battling with dementia, when I went to say hello his face lit up started laughing and smiling gave me a huge hug then pulled a couple of spanners out of his coat pocket fiddling with them as he was talking to me, his lad said do you remember him to which his reply was "How could I forget him" him and his lad didn't stop beaming

 

It made my day

[vulgalour]

A friend of mine is a shiter and doesn't even really know it.  He sends me photos of old trucks and stuff he's seen out and about and every now and then a picture he's found on his internet wanderings that is just too perfect.  This is the best Pontiac Trans Sport I've yet  seen.

 

 

[meggersdog]

woman comes into work and leaves her car for an mot.Her car has flat blade wipers only they look more like Robin Hood's bow than wiper blades.We don't stock that type of wiper blade so I failed the car.(got some now but doing another test meant she would have to wait)

Her husband told her the car would fail on wiper blades.She told him and just told me "you can't fail it on wipers"

[cort1977]

"Insignias got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

 

Bastard.

[twosmoke300]

woman comes into work and leaves her car for an mot.Her car has flat blade wipers only they look more like Robin Hood's bow than wiper blades.We don't stock that type of wiper blade so I failed the car.(got some now but doing another test meant she would have to wait)

Her husband told her the car would fail on wiper blades.She told him and just told me "you can't fail it on wipers"

Isnt it great dealing with level of fuckwittery on a daily basis ? 

[95 quid Peugeot]

Best of both worlds for us

LDV and Kebabs all on one parking spot

[Timewaster]

woman comes into work and leaves her car for an mot.Her car has flat blade wipers only they look more like Robin Hood's bow than wiper blades.We don't stock that type of wiper blade so I failed the car.(got some now but doing another test meant she would have to wait)

Her husband told her the car would fail on wiper blades.She told him and just told me "you can't fail it on wipers"

I hope your reply was a hearty panto style "Ohhhhhh YESSS I Can!"

[Timewaster]

I used to wake each morning

Really go to town

Here and there with different smells

You'd know if I was round

 

But now there's new insignia

And it's all over now...

 

 

"Insignias got everything, shampoo to shower gel, deodorant and after shave, the one all over smell"

 

Those of a certain age will be humming that all day. You're welcome!

[Parky]

Went to a Naturopath earlier - basically doing a favour for a mate who had a class of students who needed a student to work on. Was kind of fun, especially the libido section where I think I came across like an early sixties Leslie Phillips. Ding Dong!

 

But even better than that, on the way back to Kings Cross Station, I found this rotting on a side street - a muthaflippin Mitsuoka Viewt! Bit decrepit though, prime fodder for Euston Films to mangle in the lamest Sweeney car chase ever.

 

"Hello, Mitsuoka-San? Yeah cool, listen dude I was wondering if you could build me a Jag mark 2 out of a Micra?"

 

"Sure bitch, no problem. You want the authentic Jag interior? It's the real deal my man and looks just like a real Jag!"

 

"Yeah bwooooooy, that sounds muthaflippin sweet, put me down for some of that olde world wood shizzle!"

 

"You got it homey! Ready Tuesday!"

 

(Because Japanese engineers and their customers have all watched "White men can't jump" a heck of a lot)