What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

My son ran through and told me the toilet was smoking so I had a look:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the oldest ones in the book but because my son did it and was giggling his head off, it was funny.

I remember doing “Dad, there’s a leek in the bathroom !” Well I was only 45!

[Remspoor]

Beans on Toast.  A biker in London. His comments are hilarious.

a refreshing change after year and years of RJ's  Londinium videos.

[Rustybullethole]

Not very well executed though tickled me all the same .

[somewhatfoolish]

Brian's had his portrait done; the locals aren't happy.

[Wack]

I've just had a chat with a guy i've not seen in a while, he was telling me he'd been to Donald Trump's golf resort in scotland

First night in the bar he ordered a pint of lager and a cheese and onion sandwich which came cut into 4 triangles with crisps and a small salad 

He reaches into his wallet then looks at the bill, shoves the £20 note he had in mind back in and went for his debit card instead, £42 

 

[cobblers]

3 minutes ago, Wack said:

I've just had a chat with a guy i've not seen in a while, he was telling me he'd been to Donald Trump's golf resort in scotland

First night in the bar he ordered a pint of lager and a cheese and onion sandwich which came cut into 4 triangles with crisps and a small salad 

He reaches into his wallet then looks at the bill, shoves the £20 note he had in mind back in and went for his debit card instead, £42 

 

If only there had been some warning that donald trump is a conman who has spent his whole life shafting the everyday man. 

[Wack]

10 minutes ago, cobblers said:

If only there had been some warning that donald trump is a conman who has spent his whole life shafting the everyday man. 

I can't disagree

[mat_the_cat]

[HarmonicCheeseburger]

 

[Jammo]

6 minutes ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

 

One of the weirdest, but theraputic things ive watched in a while! 

[808 Estate]

[cobblers]

8 hours ago, mat_the_cat said:

[iainrcz]

I've just innocently asked a women what she's taking for snap at work.

Apparently no one says that and then  asked why I always have to be weird.

I think it's genetic.

[Sunny Jim]

Some people do have issues around food @iainrcz but I don't think there's anything strange about asking a colleague what they've got in their packed lunch (I'm a southerner, am I translating "snap" correctly?).

Making friendly conversation isn't weird.

[iainrcz]

1 hour ago, Sunny Jim said:

Some people do have issues around food @iainrcz but I don't think there's anything strange about asking a colleague what they've got in their packed lunch (I'm a southerner, am I translating "snap" correctly?).

Making friendly conversation isn't weird.

By a woman I actually meant my Mrs. Though I suppose she could still be classed as a colleague. We do both have to deal with the idiot dog.

[New POD]

3 hours ago, iainrcz said:

I've just innocently asked a women what she's taking for snap at work.

Apparently no one says that and then  asked why I always have to be weird.

I think it's genetic.

As my wife says. 

Be yourself.......only less so. 

[HarmonicCheeseburger]

 

[HarmonicCheeseburger]

[goosey]

Going to Hull tomorrow, as the New Salesman the company has took on to take the company to “the next level” got to site today and decided it was too cold to get out of his car so just drove home back to Worcester, he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour 

[Datsuncog]

30 minutes ago, goosey said:

he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour 

Has he considered pursuing a career in politics instead?

[hairnet]

Erm........ 🤣

[Aston Martin]

Fixing a BMW radio which has dead pixels..... With a lighter.  

 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYJwN5YJ/

 

[goosey]

1 hour ago, Datsuncog said:

Has he considered pursuing a career in politics instead?

To do with his workout routine, he must stick to a strict diet and has to eat at certain times of the day 

[Datsuncog]

Ah, that kind of not being able to eat properly.

Although, from what you've told us about him, I'm not convinced he can manage to find his mouth with much degree of accuracy either...

[cobblers]

2 hours ago, goosey said:

Going to Hull tomorrow, as the New Salesman the company has took on to take the company to “the next level” got to site today and decided it was too cold to get out of his car so just drove home back to Worcester, he also cited “not being able to eat properly” as another excuse for his twatish behaviour 

I mean, I used to live in Hull and fairly often I would get there and not want to get out of my car and just drive away.

Food was alright though, they have chip spice there. 

[goosey]

Just now, cobblers said:

I mean, I used to live in Hull and fairly often I would get there and not want to get out of my car and just drive away.

Food was alright though, they have chip spice there. 

To be fair I do like the Old Town and will probably have a walk around the Marina after the work is complete, it’s just I wouldn’t be a able to pull the kind of shit that the salesman gets away with that bugs me, it’s like he’s Teflon coated 

[horriblemercedes]

22 minutes ago, goosey said:

To do with his workout routine, he must stick to a strict diet and has to eat at certain times of the day 

The fuck? If I told my boss that I was going to choose when (or even if) I was going to work and it all depended on my interest in exercise, I don't think I'd be welcome to stay at my job.

 

That must be the most trivial excuse I've ever heard for not working

[AnnoyingPentium]

Things are looking up. Got decent grades for the essays I submitted last semester.

[Mally]

United Utilities sent me a cheque for £30 . Inconvenience money for having no water during a burst it seems.

My water never stopped.

[gm]

my sister sent me a photo taken last year on my birthday - a bad influence ? who, me ?