What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

LOL at fantomworks

theyre working on a 3500gt maserati

they sent you the injection gubbins to be rebuilt (12k)

and as they remount it the mount plate has lucas written on it

steve and dan 'the devils work'

 

[goosey]

35 minutes ago, hairnet said:

LOL at fantomworks

theyre working on a 3500gt maserati

they sent you the injection gubbins to be rebuilt (12k)

and as they remount it the mount plate has lucas written on it

steve and dan 'the devils work'

 

Haven’t watched it for a while but I seem to remember they used to charge what seemed like an absolute fortune for the work they did, I know restoration is an expensive game but they seemed to be off the scale.

Used to laugh at the owner charging around the workshop like a busy fool in his 30 year old New Balance trainers

[motorpunk]

Inspired by TG at the bangers, a pic from one of the most entertaining day's motorsport I have ever seen... also in Kings Lynn.

[hairnet]

Running away from home to a furrin cuntree

[hairnet]

My life is 

Ive no idea

Ps happy birthday to me

[Saabnut]

2 minutes ago, hairnet said:

My life is 

Ive no idea

Ps happy birthday to me

Wot? No candle?

Happy birthday anyway!

[hairnet]

Fire hazard

[hairnet]

Ahh

Gosforth tomorrow via as little A1as I can get awa' with like

[808 Estate]

 

 

[Metal Guru]

52 minutes ago, 808 Estate said:

 

 

Wow! Why did no one think of that before. An electric car with a petrol engine. Genius! What could we call it? Mongrel?  

 

[richardmorris]

On 9/22/2022 at 9:35 PM, Remspoor said:

 

I found the silent coverage of the trip down the a40 strangely emotional. Police doing a very good job of keeping the new king out of harms way.

[Remspoor]

7 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Wow! Why did no one think of that before. An electric car with a petrol engine. Genius! What could we call it? Mongrel?  

 

Never stick maybe.......Hybrid

[HillmanImp]

Was watching Dambusters earlier and they missed one of the overdubs. NSFW obviously. 

[MikeR]

https://www.ourwestlancashire.com/2022/09/motorfest-cancellation-cost-more-and-drew-in-fewer-visitors/

What a surprise .......

[Wack]

3 minutes ago, MikeR said:

https://www.ourwestlancashire.com/2022/09/motorfest-cancellation-cost-more-and-drew-in-fewer-visitors/

What a surprise .......

Since the pandemic footfall in many events has fallen , many people are still wary of large gatherings.

[DVee8]

Parked next to me this afternoon,if you look over the Range Rover bonnet. That is a Smart car. The smart stopped at the RR's mirrors.

[Aston Martin]

There was an old bloke driving one of these, who nearly broke his neck and smiling as I was going the other way in the orange.

[vulgalour]

Yes. .. Ha Ha Ha... Yes!

[Remspoor]

maybe something for the Crap Ali Express thread.

[MikeR]

Years ago when walking the dog I found the key

Yesterday when walking the dog I found the bolt

And they fit 

Co incidence ??? Luck ? , Should I do the lottery now .....

[myglaren]

 

[myglaren]

 

 

Ceaser salad

[reb]

My last day was tomorrow.

I asked if I could take my 2 hours lieu time at the end of my shift.

Turns out I actually only had 45 minutes...

...and a bank holiday lieu day.

So that's me finished!

Finally free!

[cobblers]

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

Red fiesta, I think it was, in the ditch on the a319 this morning in Chobham, right opposite the traveller site entrance on a deceptively straight bit of road. Perpendicular to the road too…

[cobblers]

5 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Red fiesta, I think it was, in the ditch on the a319 this morning in Chobham, right opposite the traveller site entrance on a deceptively straight bit of road. Perpendicular to the road too…

Not this one, they must come in threes..

Blue fiesta, Birkin lane near Wingerworth. https://goo.gl/maps/2SvRpFwLG7maEsTa9

[richardmorris]

2 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Not this one, they must come in threes..

Blue fiesta, Birkin lane near Wingerworth. https://goo.gl/maps/2SvRpFwLG7maEsTa9

Didn’t mean to quote I think. Just a similar message about slowing down nearby.

[hairnet]

Sadly no bike

Map said 5 hours 

Even going not the way I wanted cos closed twice 

And not over 75 (rarity)

4.5 and I stopped for juice for 10 mins cos I couldn't find me cable

[High Jetter]

16 hours ago, cobblers said:

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

TBF it might take a moment to process whether that sign relates to the speed of driving or an attempt to slow the growth of the population.

[Remspoor]