What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Saabnut]

2 minutes ago, hairnet said:

My life is 

Ive no idea

Ps happy birthday to me

Wot? No candle?

Happy birthday anyway!

[hairnet]

Fire hazard

[hairnet]

Ahh

Gosforth tomorrow via as little A1as I can get awa' with like

[808 Estate]

 

 

[Metal Guru]

52 minutes ago, 808 Estate said:

 

 

Wow! Why did no one think of that before. An electric car with a petrol engine. Genius! What could we call it? Mongrel?  

 

[richardmorris]

On 9/22/2022 at 9:35 PM, Remspoor said:

 

I found the silent coverage of the trip down the a40 strangely emotional. Police doing a very good job of keeping the new king out of harms way.

[Remspoor]

7 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Wow! Why did no one think of that before. An electric car with a petrol engine. Genius! What could we call it? Mongrel?  

 

Never stick maybe.......Hybrid

[HillmanImp]

Was watching Dambusters earlier and they missed one of the overdubs. NSFW obviously. 

[MikeR]

https://www.ourwestlancashire.com/2022/09/motorfest-cancellation-cost-more-and-drew-in-fewer-visitors/

What a surprise .......

[Wack]

3 minutes ago, MikeR said:

https://www.ourwestlancashire.com/2022/09/motorfest-cancellation-cost-more-and-drew-in-fewer-visitors/

What a surprise .......

Since the pandemic footfall in many events has fallen , many people are still wary of large gatherings.

[DVee8]

Parked next to me this afternoon,if you look over the Range Rover bonnet. That is a Smart car. The smart stopped at the RR's mirrors.

[Aston Martin]

There was an old bloke driving one of these, who nearly broke his neck and smiling as I was going the other way in the orange.

[vulgalour]

Yes. .. Ha Ha Ha... Yes!

[Remspoor]

maybe something for the Crap Ali Express thread.

[MikeR]

Years ago when walking the dog I found the key

Yesterday when walking the dog I found the bolt

And they fit 

Co incidence ??? Luck ? , Should I do the lottery now .....

[myglaren]

 

[myglaren]

 

 

Ceaser salad

[reb]

My last day was tomorrow.

I asked if I could take my 2 hours lieu time at the end of my shift.

Turns out I actually only had 45 minutes...

...and a bank holiday lieu day.

So that's me finished!

Finally free!

[cobblers]

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

Red fiesta, I think it was, in the ditch on the a319 this morning in Chobham, right opposite the traveller site entrance on a deceptively straight bit of road. Perpendicular to the road too…

[cobblers]

5 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Red fiesta, I think it was, in the ditch on the a319 this morning in Chobham, right opposite the traveller site entrance on a deceptively straight bit of road. Perpendicular to the road too…

Not this one, they must come in threes..

Blue fiesta, Birkin lane near Wingerworth. https://goo.gl/maps/2SvRpFwLG7maEsTa9

[richardmorris]

2 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Not this one, they must come in threes..

Blue fiesta, Birkin lane near Wingerworth. https://goo.gl/maps/2SvRpFwLG7maEsTa9

Didn’t mean to quote I think. Just a similar message about slowing down nearby.

[hairnet]

Sadly no bike

Map said 5 hours 

Even going not the way I wanted cos closed twice 

And not over 75 (rarity)

4.5 and I stopped for juice for 10 mins cos I couldn't find me cable

[High Jetter]

16 hours ago, cobblers said:

😄

I came past this over the weekend when there was still a mk6 fiesta buried in the wall and a very angry homeowner gesticulating very aggressively at the pillock who had just crashed it

 

TBF it might take a moment to process whether that sign relates to the speed of driving or an attempt to slow the growth of the population.

[Remspoor]

[Wack]

Just tuned into bangers and cash 

Derek is doing a piece to camera 

Well it's legal when you're 16 and let's face it when you're 16 you just want to get into something warm 

Yes I remember being 16 

Camera pans to a bmw bubble car , oh 

[Crackers]

I fixed a thing, and it worked. Rare.

Granted, it was only re-greasing the window sliders on the Mazda, but still. I made something better, which never happens.

[MikeR]

One wiper blade !

Not fishing rods , oars or blow up boat ...

[Wack]

There must be hundreds of fucked cars in Nottinghamshire 

Surely that's a road that needs closing when it's flooded , handy if you're looking for an undertray though 

[camryv6]

53 minutes ago, Wack said:

There must be hundreds of fucked cars in Nottinghamshire 

Surely that's a road that needs closing when it's flooded , handy if you're looking for an undertray though 

 

It is closed, but the drivers know better lol