What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tamworthbay]

Amazing service from our wonderful NHS again, finally back home after a rough couple of weeks but cannot speak highly enough of every member of staff at Burton hospital. Fuck clapping, they need 10% minimum.

[Mally]

I've taken the passenger seat out of the Yaris today.

It's got a sliding tray under it to store your odds and sods in. Made me smile, you learn something every day.

 

[Richard_FM]

  On 26/05/2021 at 20:06, Mally said:

I've taken the passenger seat out of the Yaris today.

It's got a sliding tray under it to store your odds and sods in. Made me smile, you learn something every day.

 

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I kept my A4 sized Manchester A-Z in the one in my Yaris.

[High Jetter]

Carina 2's have those too. Shhh

[MikeR]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Kf4y1B751/?spm_id_from=autoNext

 

what next a 52 inch led telly !!

[Austat]

[hairnet]

Hubnut is insane

Not as much as previously but still up there

Having a haircut doesn't do a.samson it makes you nuts

Verdict 11/10

[Jerzy Woking]

  On 26/05/2021 at 20:06, Mally said:

I've taken the passenger seat out of the Yaris today.

It's got a sliding tray under it to store your odds and sods in. Made me smile, you learn something every day.

 

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Took the work Audi A3 into the dealer as it was making a loud knocking noise on braking and hard acceleration.

Mechanic told me "That would have been the golf ball in the underseat storage drawer then".

😳

[Low Horatio gearbox]

My continued house moving.. today the garage - because let's face it tidying and sorting that beats putting together badly  broken wardrobes. The previous bodger owner fitted kitchen cabinets and thoughtfully left more cramming them.. he also left this

[Slappy]

  On 26/05/2021 at 21:41, High Jetter said:

Carina 2's have those too. Shhh

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That's where my Dad used to keep his porn stash... until 9yo me found it, whooops!

[somewhatfoolish]

  On 26/05/2021 at 13:30, Skizzer said:

I’ve rejoined Twitter for the first time in several years and am quite enjoying it.

Having fun trolling Aston Martin.

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I prefer these Victors, although the fuel economy leaves something to be desired.

[Ghosty]

  On 27/05/2021 at 17:12, Low Horatio gearbox said:

My continued house moving.. today the garage - because let's face it tidying and sorting that beats putting together badly  broken wardrobes. The previous bodger owner fitted kitchen cabinets and thoughtfully left more cramming them.. he also left this

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Oh I just posted in News 24 about that. That's the same one I have! It's a bloody good thing, clean it up and keep it. 

[New POD]

  On 27/05/2021 at 20:57, somewhatfoolish said:

I prefer these Victors, although the fuel economy leaves something to be desired.

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I tend to think that cars named after obsolete aircraft are always a disappointment.  Ie Spitfire was a piece of shit.  

[808 Estate]

  On 26/05/2021 at 14:18, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Guessing that's pre-1995 solder....

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Why do you think that?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 28/05/2021 at 08:12, 808 Estate said:

Why do you think that?

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The local area telephone code is the giveaway clue.

[808 Estate]

Well spotted.

[808 Estate]

[somewhatfoolish]

Where's Wanksy when you need him?

[Crackers]

With the click of a button I have just finished this year of university. 

Unless I have to retake a load of modules in August 🤨

 

But for now, that's a huge relief and a weight off my back. I shall celebrate by doing absolutely nothing other than staying in bed for an extended period. 

[High Jetter]

See the above message. Yoof of today...

[New POD]

  On 28/05/2021 at 18:18, somewhatfoolish said:

Where's Wanksy when you need him?

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On the darkweb, looking at pictures of donkey sex, trying to get ideas for his next art installation. 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 28/05/2021 at 22:29, Crackers said:

..... I shall celebrate by doing absolutely nothing other than staying in bed for an extended period. 

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Not taking the P6 for an extended drive?

[Crackers]

  On 29/05/2021 at 07:33, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Not taking the P6 for an extended drive?

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When I eventually haul myself out of bed! 😁

[MikeR]

I was browsing on my phone and this happened !!!!

I was able to take a piccy as evidence ..

Has my phone been compromised ???

[cobblers]

Is your next door neighbour called Abbey? Go and see if she wants to borrow a cup of sugar

[MikeR]

  On 29/05/2021 at 14:06, cobblers said:

Is your next door neighbour called Abbey? Go and see if she wants to borrow a cup of sugar

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U mean its some one nearby dropping a hint ??? 

And i have blown it .....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 29/05/2021 at 14:09, MikeR said:

U mean its some one nearby dropping a hint ??? 

And i have blown it .....

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Offer her some buns?

[DeeJay]

Airdrop +Abbey=Airbaggy.

[Sheefag]

  On 29/05/2021 at 12:35, MikeR said:

I was browsing on my phone and this happened !!!!

I was able to take a piccy as evidence ..

Has my phone been compromised ???

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You should recognise those, they're Newpods, he keeps sending them to me.

For a middle aged bloke, he's got a belting rack, like.

I keep telling him to fuck that engineering bollocks off and get his arse on that 'Only Fans' malarkey.

[Remspoor]

  On 28/05/2021 at 18:18, somewhatfoolish said:

Where's Wanksy when you need him?

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Last seen doing time in Reading Prison, I believe.