What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[HillmanImp]

Hopefully I've just secured a lock up in quite a nice area, just a few miles from my house for £50pm. 

Might lob the Porsche in there for winter assuming it's not going to sell and worry about it in the summer instead. Or I might even keep it if I have the room?

This will mean I'm after a winter beater though, which I'm looking forward to buying.

[loserone]

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

[andy18s]

1 hour ago, Floatylight said:

Today just gets better and better, Smollest has just called and let me know he's got a job, working in the Screwfix warehouse.. great news for him, just what he needs, get some money & some self belief after the education system has failed him spectacularly...

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Staff discount?

[Floatylight]

Staff discount?

Mmm, BIL works for them and gets 20%

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[andy18s]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

[loserone]

1 hour ago, andy18s said:

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

[HillmanImp]

2 hours ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

Sadly, it's way out of my price range as I've not sold the Porsche.  

I'm looking at a few hundred quid. I might go crazy though, you never know as I would LOVE that so expect a weird nonsensical email asking to make a bank transfer at approx 1am on Saturday morning

[andy18s]

36 minutes ago, loserone said:

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

It's the fact it's not lhd that puts her off.....

[myglaren]

 

 

 

[busmansholiday]

[puddlethumper]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

 

 

 

It borders NEW Mexico. Trump is a fart.

[Wack]

For sale in poundland apparently 

 

[Ohdearme]

Driving long distance at night with a clear sky, full moon, not much traffic and some 80’s synth tunes as if I’m something out of Night Rider.

[LightBulbFun]

5 minutes ago, Ohdearme said:

Driving long distance at night with a clear sky, full moon, not much traffic and some 80’s synth tunes as if I’m something out of Night Rider.

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

[Ohdearme]

1 hour ago, LightBulbFun said:

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

Precisely the kind of music I’m listening to, see also; Midnight danger, Data, wice 

[HillmanImp]

Miami nights 1984. 

https://youtu.be/64g2RzGmvUk

[Rovorsche]

1 hour ago, LightBulbFun said:

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

I quite like this but I have no idea why

 

 

[barefoot]

You know that irritating pull out 'Easylife' bollocks stapled into the centre of the TV mag?

If you don't peruse it regularly, you may have missed a new item on page 11

 

[Tenmil Socket]

2 minutes ago, barefoot said:

You know that irritating pull out 'Easylife' bollocks stapled into the centre of the TV mag?

If you don't peruse it regularly, you may have missed a new item on page 11

 

I'm gobsmacked...

[Jazoli]

39 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

I'm gobsmacked...

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

[robinmasters]

20 minutes ago, Jazoli said:

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

Is that why those things have such a long wide handle? So that people with arthritic hands and limited movement can use them? ?

In other news, I just typed 'Coronation Street' and it autocorrect to Floodplain Street-I thought predictive text predicted the words, not the near future. 

[MarvinsMom]

yeay!! telly is working!!

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

Good old Ovlov let’s me know a bulb is out, even better is that the Halfords 99p clearance bulb set has the right one. Even better is unlike new shite I didn’t need to strip the entire front end to swap it. Result.

[paulplom]

Just watched the Mandalorian. Loads better than all the starwars shite from the last 20 years. Harks back to the empire strikes back. Some proper classic memories. You get to see a baby yoda as well!
Very pleased. 9.2 on imdb, roll on next week.


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[Tadhg Tiogar]

8 hours ago, robinmasters said:

..., I just typed 'Coronation Street' and it autocorrect to Floodplain Street-I thought predictive text predicted the words, not the near future. 

Arty fish-all intelligence....

[Timewaster]

Non autoshite mate from the pub has just gone on Facebook to ask someone if they were aware of Hubnut and his NZ adventure and they went on to discuss an old Ford Fairmont with no head liner. 

 

 

[myglaren]

On 11/12/2019 at 6:50 PM, puddlethumper said:

It borders NEW Mexico. Trump is a fart.

Indeed!

Americans are traditionally ignorant of world geography but for some it even extends to their own country.

The longer that twirp is president the more unbelievable he is.

[myglaren]

 

[Wack]

Ideas for Christmas presents

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7685233/Man-obsessed-vacuum-cleaners-spends-25-years-building-100-strong-collection.html

any one on here?