What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[myglaren]

4 hours ago, xtriple said:

Grin?

As I 'may' have a visit from Autoshite 'Royalty' at some point in the not to distant future I thought I'd better make a start on the epic clean up of the hovel so I dusted.

 

Well, I say 'dusted' but I mean re-distributed some dog hair around, but only on the tv stand and the coffee table. Don't want to over do things do you?

 

 

I was at the funeral of Roger Bradford a few years ago - he is bound to have been known by some on here.

The lady giving the eulogy was a close friend so knew him well, mentioned his cleaning regime.  Which was minimal.

"After three years nobody can see any difference"

[LeahStornes]

Yesterday I discovered "The Outlaws" on iPlayer. Absolutely amazing. I worked on such an estate about 20 years ago. Similar shit day in, day out.

 

Gave me a smile

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

Tonight's beer is ZUBR 6⁰ so 2 cans and I'll be done for, probably

 

Zubr: taxi service for wildlife 

#uxbridgeenglishdictionary 

[dozeydustman]

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 10/25/2019 at 8:09 PM, Aston Martin said:

Stolen from Facebook, I didn't know Stuboy had an x-type.

FIFY ?

[Cheggers]

Discovering my (30th floor) hotel room has a pet makes me grin

[Cheggers]

I couldn't possibly comment...

[Remspoor]

3 hours ago, Cheggers said:

Discovering my (30th floor) hotel room has a pet makes me grin

we  know a song about this......

 

[stephen01]

my local scrap yard has this in and I need to stop looking.. 

 

[Sir Chocolate Teapot]

My only working car met its great grandson this morning in a random car park.

 

[hairnet]

@Conan

evil evil evil evil evil evil

fecker

 

[Conan]

Collection thread when.

[hairnet]

9 minutes ago, Conan said:

Collection thread when.

 

[Wack]

Opening the fridge door to see most of the contents still there, opening a cupboard to see clean glasses waiting to be used, dishwasher only on twice a week, washing basket not bursting at the seams.

 

Yes I think you can guess, both of my children are at University

[New POD]

53 minutes ago, Wack said:

Opening the fridge door to see most of the contents still there, opening a cupboard to see clean glasses waiting to be used, dishwasher only on twice a week, washing basket not bursting at the seams.

 

Yes I think you can guess, both of my children are at University

Change the locks and book a cruise the week before Christmas...? 

[Rovorsche]

The BBC has amused me today with the article on Labour being subjected to some sort of cyber attack and the campaign tools website being broken by too many users.

At the bottom of the article is the login link for the world and dog to click on.

Yeah, that will help!

[Floatylight]

Had a job interview this morning which went 1000% better than the last one which was torture..

Also had a PPI/ Plevin payout, not huge but thinking of treating myself to a few tools or more likely a weekend away with Mrs FL..

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[Floatylight]

Had a job interview this morning which went 1000% better than the last one which was torture..

Also had a PPI/ Plevin payout, not huge but thinking of treating myself to a few tools or more likely a weekend away with Mrs FL..

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Today just gets better and better, Smollest has just called and let me know he's got a job, working in the Screwfix warehouse.. great news for him, just what he needs, get some money & some self belief after the education system has failed him spectacularly...

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[HillmanImp]

Hopefully I've just secured a lock up in quite a nice area, just a few miles from my house for £50pm. 

Might lob the Porsche in there for winter assuming it's not going to sell and worry about it in the summer instead. Or I might even keep it if I have the room?

This will mean I'm after a winter beater though, which I'm looking forward to buying.

[loserone]

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

[andy18s]

1 hour ago, Floatylight said:

Today just gets better and better, Smollest has just called and let me know he's got a job, working in the Screwfix warehouse.. great news for him, just what he needs, get some money & some self belief after the education system has failed him spectacularly...

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Staff discount?

[Floatylight]

Staff discount?

Mmm, BIL works for them and gets 20%

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[andy18s]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

[loserone]

1 hour ago, andy18s said:

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

[HillmanImp]

2 hours ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

Sadly, it's way out of my price range as I've not sold the Porsche.  

I'm looking at a few hundred quid. I might go crazy though, you never know as I would LOVE that so expect a weird nonsensical email asking to make a bank transfer at approx 1am on Saturday morning

[andy18s]

36 minutes ago, loserone said:

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

It's the fact it's not lhd that puts her off.....

[myglaren]

 

 

 

[busmansholiday]

[puddlethumper]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

 

 

 

It borders NEW Mexico. Trump is a fart.

[Wack]

For sale in poundland apparently