Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Ho hum. The Moog, somewhatfoolish, twosmoke300 and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 43 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ? To be honest, I would’ve put money on the stolen X-trail rather than the x5 on wide road tyres. shedenvy, Tamworthbay, The Moog and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Best this week surely, is the idiot who tried an unarmed armed robbery at Dave Gorman’s show in dorking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Our band are playing at a mates wedding tomorrow , getting a bit nervous tonight which is unlike me, so have resorted to some sleeping juice. Or beer as it’s otherwise known. This time tomorrow we will be playing to 200+ who are A: captive and B: pissed (hopefully) which is usually the perfect mix for a good gig. chaseracer, paulplom and Roobarb 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Aston Martin said: Who tries to escape in an Xtrail? ? I used to rent a room at Red Hill Marina. Looks like they got as far as the Station because it's a fucking cart track for the last mile after that bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 If I'm not getting shit on Facebook from people about selling the GT6, I'm getting shit off my mates after posting on the Practical Classics page about memorable breakdowns. brownnova, Skizzer, catsinthewelder and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 This morning I was offered an app to help me cook... I'm pretty sure that I could make a burger that looked like a turd all on my own. The Moog, RobT, stonedagain and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Hobgoblin kegs for a tenner in Home Bargains. Apparently I won't be working tomorrow. strangeangel, paulplom, cobblers and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 How amusing that members of the public (not MP's themselves) are complaining that an election on 12th December is going to "disrupt their Christmas". What, 2 minutes putting an X in a box? Tits. strangeangel and Roobarb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Or even postal votes for greater convenience. Roobarb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 At the shop getting a couple of beers tonight, and this thing clattered up. Just look at the fucker! As someone who drives a rough talbot express 70% of the time, it warms my cockles to see any obsolete and incredibly tatty commercial vehicle being hoofed about to the shops and stuff. Roobarb, jumpingjehovahs, Banger Kenny and 12 others 14 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 One of my neighbours about 10 years ago used to use an Express minibus for the school run (no, she didn't have that many kids). She had at least 3 of them in her garden, one was for spares and the others were used in rotation. She drove everywhere absolutely flat out, it was a joy to see. cobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Why haven't I had a desktop pc at home for years? It's a revelation. I can type lots of text without wanting to throw it across the room/kill someone/end it all. Gr9 LightBulbFun and myglaren 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 14 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said: How amusing that members of the public (not MP's themselves) are complaining that an election on 12th December is going to "disrupt their Christmas". What, 2 minutes putting an X in a box? Tits. And actually they interviewed a woman in the street, who said "I don't have time for that" ah but you had time to pick up your methadone prescription love. strangeangel and myglaren 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Received this in the post in just 2 weeks from China. Can't wait to build it later. Roobarb, HarmonicCheeseburger, paulplom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Is that GoLeg stonedagain and Roobarb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 These are the circles I have started moving in since I purchased an Aixam... I don't know - can you chip a cement mixer to increase its speed? Jesus tittyfucking Christ ? Roobarb, wuvvum, Springer and 11 others 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 This is what our house looked like as of about 15 minutes ago... We see quite a few trick or treaters here so tend to put on a show. Plus it's an excuse to dig out interesting stuff from the lighting stash...even though that didn't happen quite so much this year as the prep was basically the last hour of scrambling around like a madman seeing what bits and pieces I could cobble together at the last minute. LightBulbFun, Springer, paulplom and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I think we might have enough fog in the Atrium... Looking down out of the upstairs windows towards the ground... Likewise from the other bedroom... ...And a peek round the side of the house. The low light performance of the camera in this phone still surprises me. LightBulbFun, Roobarb, paulplom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Hooray! I no have to look at Brexit adverts whenever I go on gov.uk to check an ebay car's MOT history (have a look - it's gone!). There's still the massive billboard in town though that tells me about what a superb job the Government is doing buying back the 20,000 police officers it made redundant a few years ago. myglaren, taxi paul, Tamworthbay and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Zelandeth said: This is what our house looked like as of about 15 minutes ago... We see quite a few trick or treaters here so tend to put on a show. Plus it's an excuse to dig out interesting stuff from the lighting stash...even though that didn't happen quite so much this year as the prep was basically the last hour of scrambling around like a madman seeing what bits and pieces I could cobble together at the last minute. I took Charlie out earlier and some of the houses have gone nuts, it's great! Bonus for me is he can't have chocolate (milk allergy) so he gave all that to daddy! Eva's still out, she went with her friends and the mummy's from school, I knew Charlie would only have 45 minutes in him paulplom, Roobarb, blakey79 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 This is what greets anyone arriving here when the door opens, looming out of the fog (which billows out the door once opened). Despite the fact that we're getting a reputation for putting on a good show here now, the reactions are still great. We've got normal sweets, Halal sweets for those who have that sort of requirement, and small toys for those with food allergies etc. We try to make sure there's something for everyone. Think we're up to nearly sixty visitors by this point, though we'll be calling time on it pretty soon. taxi paul, LightBulbFun, Tickman and 10 others 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_70s Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 On the drive home from work today I was passed by a brown and beige Freight Rover. I was doing 65mph and it passed me at a not inconsiderable pace/volume. Some kind soul on Flickr has previously papped it 5 years ago so you can also experience the joy. 1985 Freight Rover Auto Sleeper by Alan Gold, on Flickr 1985 Freight Rover Auto Sleeper by Alan Gold, on Flickr Mere minutes later I was passed by an immaculate Mk2 Polo hatch, complete on it's steel wheels and hubcaps. Today was a good day. dome, Skizzer, paulplom and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I'm waiting for the kids to go to bed now so I can reduce what they have by a bit as I'm a conciencous father who cares for my childrens health... Tickman, Roobarb, myglaren and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 14 minutes ago, beko1987 said: I'm waiting for the kids to go to bed now so I can reduce what they have by a bit as I'm a conciencous father who cares for my childrens health... If they come downstairs and catch you with empty wrappers and hamster cheeks they won't be happy DeeJay, Roobarb and Tadhg Tiogar 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 They've had more sugar in the past 4 hours than they've had the past 4 months, nothings waking them now until the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 42 minutes ago, Wack said: If they come downstairs and catch you with empty wrappers and hamster cheeks they won't be happy Wack and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Zelandeth said: This is what our house looked like as of about 15 minutes ago... Apparently Zelandeth lives in an early 90s American made-for-TV movie. (That's a compliment, btw) myglaren, jumpingjehovahs, stonedagain and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandeth Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, MrDuke said: Apparently Zelandeth lives in an early 90s American made-for-TV movie. (That's a compliment, btw) Well the house was commissioned by the BBC and two of the family are American, so you're probably not that far off the mark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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