'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

4,744 · January 21, 2022

On 12/12/2021 at 5:00 PM, grogee said:

Cheap Car [not cheap enough]

"1.2 petrol

5 speed manual

Around 140k

Short mot about a couple of weeks

No tax no insurance drive away at own risk

Green slip waiting on full logbook will be here in a few days

3 keys

Built in stereo

Roof bars

Body work isnt the best could do with some TLC if ur fussy see in pic

It is what it is a cheap runner around dont come expecting a new car it's used but still works as it should

Was taken in Px i dont anything about it sold as seen

Ideal new/delivery driver

Start and drive

£370 no offers"

Is this still available ....

I'm driving from far far away so I expect you to pay for my fuel ....

I'm a single parent with 6.5 children will they all fit in ....

If it's still available it must be a shitbox , give me twenty quid and I'll take it away for you ....

Expect pondlife 😕

4,744 · January 21, 2022

Is it safe to bring this out of storage yet ....have the police stopped looking for it yet ....I think I got rid of all the flesh , hair and DNA .

Bargain

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/672878447409283/

6,930 · January 21, 2022

Bloody hell fire.

8,905 · January 21, 2022

30 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Is it safe to bring this out of storage yet ....have the police stopped looking for it yet ....I think I got rid of all the flesh , hair and DNA .

Bargain

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/672878447409283/

Jesus fkn christ.

4,744 · January 21, 2022

Looks like someone has been in / on and over it !!! Seller in Wigan area , any unsolved hit and runs up there 🤔🤔🤔🤔

19,686 · January 21, 2022

Failed its MOT in 2018, but no mention of windscreen damage. The hit and run incident may have occured after failing the test?

37,534 · January 21, 2022

6 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Is this still available ....

I'm driving from far far away so I expect you to pay for my fuel ....

I'm a single parent with 6.5 children will they all fit in ....

If it's still available it must be a shitbox , give me twenty quid and I'll take it away for you ....

Expect pondlife 😕

‘Drive away at own risk’ I think that sets the scene for the flood of speeding fines that will come through the post subsequently.

22,903 · January 21, 2022

On 13/01/2022 at 17:08, mk2_craig said:

Fuck me. Can you get new body shells now for the Mini van, or would it be a case of stitching it back together with pattern panels?

As it happens, yes you can. https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338148507920158

13,381 · January 21, 2022

HFM??????

21,177 · January 21, 2022

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2786811264952448/

Bring a chainsaw

Not sure if serious

Phil McIntyre

Phil ma fucking tyre

January 21, 2022

3 hours ago, Asimo said:

As it happens, yes you can. https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338148507920158

By the look of this picture, rarity seems to be this guys speciality. You know that saying about rocking horse shit? Looks like he can help with that too! LOL!

13,381 · January 21, 2022

Rare? Off the shelf M10. Mebabucks.

19,686 · January 22, 2022

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1417792

Quote

no more pictures
measurements, other parts or stupid question attach a trailer to your car and goto the cash machine

16,654 · January 22, 2022

Not a straight panel on it. "Needs battery and exhaust". £600 Brum

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-yaris/1424223865?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

11,524 · January 22, 2022

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1417792

Utter fucking dogshite! He just CBA to cube it.

51,861 · January 22, 2022

Might be rust free but it's entirely fucked in some very hard to fix areas. Is there enough metal worth cutting out of the floors etc to fix a rotter? Maybe, but not for a grand

8,905 · January 22, 2022

7 hours ago, grogee said:

Not a straight panel on it. "Needs battery and exhaust". £600 Brum

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-yaris/1424223865?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

If that asking price was halved... and then halved again then perhaps.

3,468 · January 23, 2022

13 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1417792

I think that’s fair enough, if you can’t tell from the pictures whether you want this or not then you probably shouldn’t be considering it.

3,468 · January 23, 2022

1 hour ago, Rod/b said:

I think that’s fair enough, if you can’t tell from the pictures whether you want this or not then you probably shouldn’t be considering it.

Although as far as I can see someone’s already had the VIN plates away so JFSI.

37,534 · January 23, 2022

4 hours ago, Rod/b said:

I think that’s fair enough, if you can’t tell from the pictures whether you want this or not then you probably shouldn’t be considering it.

Dares you to contact him and see if it’s drive home or if he’d be happy to have a specialist look at it. At his cost.

1,803 · January 25, 2022

2014 AUDI A1 S LINE STYLE EDITION 1.4 TFSI FIRE DAMAGED HPI CLEAR | eBay

£800.00 - Nothing left of any real use other than a v5.

3,674 · January 25, 2022

8 minutes ago, Billy - Medhurst said:

2014 AUDI A1 S LINE STYLE EDITION 1.4 TFSI FIRE DAMAGED HPI CLEAR | eBay

£800.00 - Nothing left of any real use other than a v5.

This could really help someone out who’s stolen a red Audi A1 👍🏻

2,360 · January 25, 2022

Six grand for this mess? No mention of an identity of any sort, so God knows how it would be registered, if at all. Engine is a straight six with twin SUs by the look of it, Triumph maybe? The chassis it sits on is a mystery; it's big and the wheels have five bolts. FX4 or similar?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4758574317596796/

13,964 · January 25, 2022

Is it a Sherpley? Bentley replica (of sorts) on a Sherpa chassis.

12,559 · January 26, 2022

On 25/11/2021 at 19:42, mk2_craig said:

Shell only, or in other words V5 and VIN plates only because someone's stripped the fucker already, sold off anything of value*, and forgotten* to update the advert with any "after" photos.

Nice patina!

22,711 · January 26, 2022

https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=245428514

6,407 · January 26, 2022

Blends* in with the scenery quite well I'd say.

51,861 · January 26, 2022

What's with the crate of energy drink?

4,142 · January 26, 2022

2 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=245428514

Is this basically a bidding war between metals recycling dealers?

7,120 · January 26, 2022

59 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

What's with the crate of energy drink?

It's what the owner downed just prior to hand polishing it. It was immaculate before that...

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