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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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On 12/12/2021 at 5:00 PM, grogee said:

Cheap Car [not cheap enough]

"1.2 petrol

speed manual 

Around 140k

Short mot about a couple of weeks

No tax no insurance drive away at own risk

Green slip waiting on full logbook will be here in a few days

3 keys

Built in stereo

Roof bars 

Body work isnt the best could do with some TLC if ur fussy see in pic

It is what it is a cheap runner around dont come expecting a new car it's used but still works as it should

Was taken in Px i dont anything about it sold as seen

Ideal new/delivery driver 

Start and drive 

£370 no offers"

 

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Is this still available ....

I'm driving from far far away so I expect you to pay for my fuel ....

I'm a single parent with 6.5 children will they all fit in ....

If it's still available it must be a shitbox , give me twenty quid and I'll take it away for you ....

Expect pondlife 😕

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30 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Is it safe to bring this out of storage yet ....have the police stopped looking for it yet ....I think I got rid of all the flesh , hair and DNA .

Bargain

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/672878447409283/

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Jesus fkn christ.

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6 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Is this still available ....

I'm driving from far far away so I expect you to pay for my fuel ....

I'm a single parent with 6.5 children will they all fit in ....

If it's still available it must be a shitbox , give me twenty quid and I'll take it away for you ....

Expect pondlife 😕

‘Drive away at own risk’ I think that sets the scene for the flood of speeding fines that will come through the post subsequently. 

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On 13/01/2022 at 17:08, mk2_craig said:

Fuck me. Can you get new body shells now for the Mini van, or would it be a case of stitching it back together with pattern panels?

As it happens, yes you can. https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338148507920158F2E7E612-0F0A-4A0F-8BD7-8A3E428CBE08.thumb.jpeg.18f850d6363c7e15d659c7c32f30a5b4.jpeg

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7 hours ago, grogee said:

If that asking price was halved... and then halved again then perhaps.

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Six grand for this mess?  No mention of an identity of any sort, so God knows how it would be registered, if at all.  Engine is a straight six with twin SUs by the look of it, Triumph maybe?  The chassis it sits on is a mystery; it's big and the wheels have five bolts.  FX4 or similar?

May be an image of outdoors

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4758574317596796/

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