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Dugong


Albert Ross

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Oooh, feck. Get well soon mate, try to leave the nurses alone...

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Ouch that looks nasty.

 

Glad you are in one piece, hope you have a speedy recovery.

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I'm glad to hear you're ok dugong. The pic does look rather painful though.

 

Ps. ask for more drugs.

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See? It takes a pretty serious injury to stop someone posting on Autoshite.

 

Bloody glad you're able to do that though. Good luck with the recovery. 

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Thinking positively, you still have a "good" side.

 

Glad you're upright, here's to a speedy recovery and hopefully some fit nurses who lez up when they think you're asleep.

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 try to leave the nurses alone...

nurse-feel-good-mens-costume.jpg

 

Im a nurse with 25 years acute experience - in A&E, ICU, Ortho and in Secure Services Health.

If you need an enema when you get constipated from the opiates Im your chap. I have hands like shovels.

 

Special rates for fellow autoshitters.

 

Hope you make a speedy recovery and DONT PICK AT IT

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Holy shit man. I do hope he recovers quickly

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Ooya, that looks sore.

 

You look just like my brother did after he rolled his viva in 1985. He recovered fine and I'm sure you will too.

 

Scar face dugong, get well soon.

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Shit me!

It looks bad but still in one piece. Hope you get better soon!

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Ouch!

What happened?

 

And are they going to fit you with a big plastic collar to stop you scratching at it?! :-)

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't be AS if no one took the piss a bit. This place is what it used to be etc.etc.

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Ooh Ouch! Get well soon Dugong, at least he will live to tell the tale.

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I didn't think Jon could get any uglier.  Hope the road will mend...

 

;)

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Very sorry to hear this, hope recovery is quick.

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Shit, hope things go as well as can be expected for you. Makes me moaning about a couple of cuts from the angle grinder completely inconsequential!

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Hope that it isn't as bad as it looks, get well soon :)

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Car accident involving a face/road interface in a soft top.

 

Of all types car accident rolling a soft-top is right at the top of my do-not-want list

 

 

 

Much appreciated gents. Sore as fark but am OK.

 

You're in one piece and everything looks to be attached in the right places that's the main thing, wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Shit man. As soon as I saw this I gave Dugong a call. He seems in good spirits, he is making good progress and will be allowed home soon to his folks.

 

I know I've said it about a million times on the phone, but Jon - I wish you a speedy and full recovery.

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I know airlocks are a bit of a bastard to get out on K series but turning it upside down? That's just going too far!

 

Hope you make a speedy recovery and you can get back on your feet as soon as.

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jeezus jon yer supposed to bungee a bit higher

 

good yer still alive

 

ask em for a non draughty gown

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Fuck that looks nasty . Hope you recover soon .

 

Remember that pain is a weakness leaving the body and chicks dig scars

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Get well soon Dugong, your head still appears to be attached which I have been told is a good thing so you'll be fine. Rest up, painkillers, chicken soup and look forward to having nothing to do but watch ITV4 all day while you recover. Lucky bastard!

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VERY late to this particular party so I'm both horrified Dugongalot has had a barrel roll but relieved that he's okay and we can all take the piss out of him.  He's from the North, he'll be fine, the road is probably more of a mess than his face.

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Shite thats looks like it really hurt , i dont know you but please except my  best wishes for a speedy recovery .

Take it easy and avoid floppy top stunt work in future as my nerves wont take anymore 

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is the car OK?

 

Dugong - you muppet!

GWS

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