Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread

[BeEP]

Diesel Renault Laguna estate.  MOT August. £200

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-laguna-estate/1368840151

[leanycan]

On 3/4/2020 at 10:25 PM, Faker said:

This was slightly over budget at £225, couple of months mot. I've loaned it out to two friends - semi long term! I've MOT'd it now. Needed a couple of part worn tyres, two small brake pipes..... and something else I can't remember. It's a keeper for the time being as a back up - spare car - loaner - etc

Looks a lovely little motor 

[Kiltox]

16 hours ago, BeEP said:

Diesel Renault Laguna estate.  MOT August. £200

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-laguna-estate/1368840151

That’s a bargain. 

@beko1987

[beko1987]

Nah, rear wiper is seized, I'm out!

[leanycan]

Spotted this on gumtree. Phone won’t copy the link from the app to here. Seems pretty reasonable... maybe one for @Kiltox

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202003198599184

£195, July Test so will be ready for you when your self isolation ends..

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202003188554258?

Spare £195 quid and this could be yours . August Most.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202003208623954?

 

Fuck me, the market is collapsing. £100 quid, October MoT.

[leanycan]

1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202003208623954?

 

Fuck me, the market is collapsing. £100 quid, October MoT.

That’s close, way too close for me. 

[mitsisigma01]

Says £200 for me?

[busmansholiday]

2 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Says £200 for me?

Looks like they have changed the advert as it was definitely 100 quid when I posted it.

[Agila]

4 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Looks like they have changed the advert as it was definitely 100 quid when I posted it.

Correct. I checked five mins after you posted originally and it was £100. Advert now says £200

[bunglebus]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264684781929

Five English pounds, delivered.

[eddyramrod]

D'you know what, I would actually put in a bid on that if I thought the sale would be honoured!

 

[barefoot]

renault master curtainside. Condition is Used. Dispatched with Royal Mail 1st Class.

[eddyramrod]

Sod it, I did a bid.  This could be interesting!

[Agila]

3 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

Sod it, I did a bid.  This could be interesting!

It's in the toy section on ebay (not vehicles) I would suggest you are going to get a matchbox special.

[leanycan]

Can imagine this turning up at the sortation hub with a 1st class stamp on it... “Gonna have a bit of trouble getting through the letter box”

[eddyramrod]

3 hours ago, Agila said:

It's in the toy section on ebay (not vehicles) I would suggest you are going to get a matchbox special.

Yes, I spotted that too.  Matchbox don't make one of these, lol, and don't the pics form part of the description?  Isn't he therefore legally required to sell me the van as shown?  Assuming I win of course.  Please, don't anyone bid!

@Wingz123 stand by for collection please!

[Parky]

Rather cheap R50 on Gumtree.  Long MOT although driving it away with no clutch could be challenging.  Get it collected and pop a clutch in and enjoy!  (Reality unlikely to be quite that simple)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper/1370536435

@outlaw118 weren’t you looking for a cheap Mini???

 

[Parky]

I would so roll this for six ponies.  And cleverly you don’t need to MOT it under CoronaConfusion rules so even though it is probably a death trap the government think sitting inside this is safer than being “out there”.  Delicious pre facelift povo 1.1 spec, I can’t see any reason why this wouldn’t become a forum star or the primary reason for bagging a supermodel next time you are in Lidl.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/good-tyres-all-round-starts-every-time-mechanicaly-sound-no-mot-3-march-but-amnesty-allows-to-drive/1370411714

Good tyres all round apparently so bear that in mind if you were looking for octagonal tyres.  Fuck it, we’ll all be dead soon and nobody in their final moments ever regretted owning a Rover 200 in base spec.  I can’t verify this of course.

 

[Timewaster]

5 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Sod it, I did a bid.  This could be interesting!

I think you might get a curtain. 

[lesapandre]

3 hours ago, Parky said:

I would so roll this for six ponies.  And cleverly you don’t need to MOT it under CoronaConfusion rules so even though it is probably a death trap the government think sitting inside this is safer than being “out there”.  Delicious pre facelift povo 1.1 spec, I can’t see any reason why this wouldn’t become a forum star or the primary reason for bagging a supermodel next time you are in Lidl.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/good-tyres-all-round-starts-every-time-mechanicaly-sound-no-mot-3-march-but-amnesty-allows-to-drive/1370411714

Good tyres all round apparently so bear that in mind if you were looking for octagonal tyres.  Fuck it, we’ll all be dead soon and nobody in their final moments ever regretted owning a Rover 200 in base spec.  I can’t verify this of course.

 

MoT expired 3rd March 2020. Only vehicles with a MoT on 30th March onwards get them extended 6-months on a rolling day-by-day basis whilst the current situation continues. There is no such thing as an amnesty for non-MoT bangers - wonder where that nugget of info surfaced from? But its still cheap enough - and you could soon be the only person left alive so then you would not need a MoT.

[paulplom]

13 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Sod it, I did a bid.  This could be interesting!

Sorry I bid without reading this far. I'll try and retract it.

Edit. It won't let me ffs.

[eddyramrod]

Nah, don't worry.  It was no more than an impulse, I have no real idea what I would have done with it anyway.  You go for it, and good luck!  Thanks for at least trying.

[mitsisigma01]

5 hours ago, paulplom said:

Sorry I bid without reading this far. I'll try and retract it.

Edit. It won't let me ffs.

Did you win a full size Renault curtainsider for £21 then??? 

Bring on the collection thread?

[eddyramrod]

Drop it off here on the way home and I'll cover your train fares

[Robin]

On 4/7/2020 at 12:35 PM, mitsisigma01 said:

Did you win a full size Renault curtainsider for £21 then??? 

Bring on the collection thread?

I am hoping to see this, or the photos of vehicle that end up being delivered instead 

[Parky]

Flip, this has to be of interest on here.  An MOT’d Puma for £200!

Remember that Steve McQueen advert when these came out? I am pretty sure driving this through Romford on the way home listening to the Bullitt soundtrack will be just like that.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-puma-1.6-2001my.-no-offers-read-description-/1372376508

 

[Parky]

Florin is flogging off a Mazda Demio automatic.  This could be a handy tip running boot selling tool provided you aren’t trying to sell or dump any significant quantities of stuff.  He mentions a Sam noise, I like to think it’s a Sam L Jackson noise and every time you come to a corner the car calls you a muthafucker

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/automatic-mazda-demio-with-mot-still-drive-fine/1372271658