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On 4/7/2020 at 12:35 PM, mitsisigma01 said:

Did you win a full size Renault curtainsider for £21 then??? 

Bring on the collection thread🤔

I am hoping to see this, or the photos of vehicle that end up being delivered instead 

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Flip, this has to be of interest on here.  An MOT’d Puma for £200!

Remember that Steve McQueen advert when these came out? I am pretty sure driving this through Romford on the way home listening to the Bullitt soundtrack will be just like that.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-puma-1.6-2001my.-no-offers-read-description-/1372376508

 

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Florin is flogging off a Mazda Demio automatic.  This could be a handy tip running boot selling tool provided you aren’t trying to sell or dump any significant quantities of stuff.  He mentions a Sam noise, I like to think it’s a Sam L Jackson noise and every time you come to a corner the car calls you a muthafucker

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/automatic-mazda-demio-with-mot-still-drive-fine/1372271658

 

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First a Puma, and now this misadvertised Megane (not Scenic) in my home town of Romford.  Ah, John Bull bitter, Richard Madeley, Gemma Collins....I will forgive Zia as the name badge has fallen off, she probably had no idea what she was driving.  MOT expired in January but a diesel Megane is a paragon of solidity and reliability and I am confident it will fly though another test,  I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t keep this up!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-scenic-2004-diesel-run-drive-quick-sale/1372211314
 

 

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Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are?  Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t).  Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752

 

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This actually looks perfectly acceptable for the photocopier salesman who isn’t worried about what he is seen in

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-C-1-8-Life-2005-Black-Hatchback-MOT-November/353066754631?hash=item52346b2247:g:0egAAOSw~O1eeHAS

Annoyingly far away from me but there might be an SVM member who wants to change the meaning of the V in the group name 
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On 5/9/2020 at 4:11 AM, Parky said:

Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are?  Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t).  Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752

 

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The engine would respond who the fuck is Ronnie Pickering? 😂

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