Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread

[Parky]

You can’t drive this away as Dan the utter fucknut has lost the keys. But I thought I would post this as it’s a diesel BX Estate and probably the holy grail to someone

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-bx/1324442649

 

Be careful when selecting holy grails or buying this might make you turn into a pile of dust or melt or some shit like that

[catsinthewelder]

Phwooor mk1 BX veg munching estate.

 

Lots of want but also much can't have as I have far too many cars,  I'm up for chipping into a AS multibuy if anyone has space.

[beko1987]

That bx is dangerously close to the field of dreams...

[SierraMikeHotel]

That is a bit of a dream car for me. No money or skills for the restoration that it'll need though.

[Maurice Marina]

Personalised number plate for someone who is close to being a knob...

 

Bonus.

[tul66]

_{Spotted this on Autotrader. Mot'd until end of April.}

 

_{https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810211698105?price-to=1500&radius=1500&make=FIAT&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&postcode=td135xx&price-from=0&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&page=3}

[SiC]

Just imagine the type of responses that poor seller must be getting for that car. Doesn't even bare worth thinking about.

[bangernomics]

Enquired about this as I reckon may as well have another.

[mitsisigma01]

Which car/cars is yous talking aboot

[Sheefag]

One for Lord Sterling?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/213592142926508

 

£200 - 2001 Nissan Micra S - 113,000m - Worthing

 

Seller's Description

Drives fine six months MOT miner dent  998cc very economical bargain

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810211698105?

 

£200 April MoT.

 

[SRi05]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810211698105?

 

£200 April MoT.

 

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So shite its been on here twice

[Talbot]

diesel BX Estate

That car has been over facebook like a rash recently. It's being sold by a house clearance type bloke, and it was on for £300 a while back. Someone arranged to buy it, had the cash, and then suddenly the seller dropped off the radar.

[bangernomics]

So shite its been on here twice

Called and emailed no response as if yet.

[hairnet]

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov

[bangernomics]

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov

wow

[hairnet]

One for Lord Sterling?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/213592142926508

 

£200 - 2001 Nissan Micra S - 113,000m - Worthing

 

 

 

think they ran the miner over

[busmansholiday]

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov

Pics?

[hairnet]

wow

i cheated  - sold another car and had money - found when clearing a desk out - had been in desk at least six years

 

 

after a small haggle it cost that

[hairnet]

Pics?

Less dented than panda

[hairnet]

rich - lift available to that bx if ya want

[Sheefag]

£200 - 2002 Peugeot 106 - 125,000m - Farnham

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/538099160020538

 

Seller's Description

Very cheap 106 For Sale!

Lots of dents/scrapes but good stuff is it has MOT to end of March, starts and drives well!

NO OFFERS OR ASKING FOR BEST PRICE PLEASE, SUPER CHEAP CAR FOR SOMEONE HERE!

 

[Sheefag]

£200 - Honda jazz - Gillingham

 

Honda jazz mot it's got a little blow it the exhaust and a few dents all starts and drives £200 takes it don't offer less you will be ignored

 

 

 

 

 

[Kringle]

Wow, now that's 252 days of good times! We need to get a blue peter badge for this shit.

[GeordieInExile]

I like a Jazz, for £200 if I needed a car ASAP I would be all over that.

[Kiltox]

Jazz probably suffers from what I call Yaris syndrome

 

“They’re so reliable those old Toyotas (Hondas)” - zero maintenance of any kind ever

 

It’s either an ultrabarg or the hot potato is landing in your lap.

[panhard65]

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutely minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere....

 

Family runabout, then.

[spartacus]

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.

That only looks about 5 years old to me, presumably it's older, but £200 seems like a bargain.

[stephen01]

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

49213175_10216896552303957_6254212045063847936_n.jpg

The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.

 

Drop me a message when you're ready to sell, these are decent* cars TBF. had mine for 3 years and 40k.