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Can you weld? Have you the patience to weld? Buy this. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-owned-15-years-full-service-history-recent-MOT-failure-200/153256583086?hash=item23aecddfae:g:ICYAAOSw34Fbs8Eq

 

Fucking megabarg. Worth it for the engine and wheels surely?

 

DISCLAIMER: no it doesn't have MOT, sorry. Didn't think it warranted its own thread though. Sue me

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Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

 

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

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Alannahs Fiesta doesn’t have an MOT but apparently only needs brakes. Piece of proverbial on one of these, and very cheap. Looks a cheerful little thing for £120 and probably comes with a whole load of free corrosion as a bonus.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-1.3ltr-ford-fiesta-spares-repairs/1321888399

 

Looking at last years advisory notifications, it might also be worth budgeting for rear brake hoses, cv joint gaiters and lower wishbones. Still cheap though

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Kevin from Romford is so honest you don’t actually need to see a picture of the car. But he is good enough to let you know that it is a Skoda Felicia

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/good-running-get-u-there-getu-back-good-engine-good-gearbox-7-months-mot/1321176698

 

I dread to think what sort of a state it is in but bearing in mind I am going to Romford later, I might cruise the Rotunda Estate where the car is based to see if I can see it anywhere. Maybe later I will be able to post a blurry pic of a shagged Skoda incorporating a confused looking large tattoo’d man and his equally large tattoo’d bull terrier.

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Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

 

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Its usually a coil pack, sensors And will need spark plugs and Tlc.

 

Gib

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Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

 

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Flip if this was closer I'd have a butchers. Can't see the light being anyrhing serious if its been like that for 3 years. Chains on these are a weak point but for 2 ton who cares!

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Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

 

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Sister had 1 of these and it used to eat camshaft sensors like there was no tomorrow

Genuine or pattern,4-6 weeks on average

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Kevin from Romford is so honest you don’t actually need to see a picture of the car. But he is good enough to let you know that it is a Skoda Felicia

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/good-running-get-u-there-getu-back-good-engine-good-gearbox-7-months-mot/1321176698

I dread to think what sort of a state it is in but bearing in mind I am going to Romford later, I might cruise the Rotunda Estate where the car is based to see if I can see it anywhere. Maybe later I will be able to post a blurry pic of a shagged Skoda incorporating a confused looking large tattoo’d man and his equally large tattoo’d bull terrier.

Kevin is spoiling you , when you look at his advert on my mobile it doesn't even give you a make or a model !!!

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This...

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/33755-price-drop-drudgery-four-sails-or-roffle-v6-mondy-ghia-july-mot-%C2%A34-or-4-for-%C2%A314-will-swap-for-classic-insurance-friendly-chod/page-2

 

It's yours if you want it £200 or £177 if you buy all the roffle ticks.

 

Ticket to July, EML on but drives around still, noise from a wheel bearing (new supplied) and a bit giffered externally.

 

Surely somebody must want this?

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Vindictive tester last time around suggests it's a shitbox, and may need weldage to get a ticket this time around. But £100 for an L-series needs bagging. Aughton, Lancs

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-2.0-turbo-diesel/1323755028

 

That's a bit of alright for £100!! That 2.0 engine has some balls in a car that size.

 

Well spotted.

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1159573027552335

 

Hyundai getz gsi 2004 1.1 PETROL MOT 12-8-19 100,000 Starts drives Flexi on exhaust blowing rest of exhaust brand new Wants tlc to rear arches Laqure peel on bumpers Has slight misfire due to flexi blowing some times Cheap run around with loads mot £199 drive away Located Chester le street

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