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Hello Dave speaking, how can I Help?

 

Yeah hi, I was put on the lash last night and when I went for a piss this morning I found myself drawn to the attractive colour in the bowl and thought a car in a similar hue would be good. Do you have anything along those lines?

 

Heh heh heh, I think you are in luck my friend....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-clio-for-sale-taken-as-part-x/1324578352

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Jim is offering a Polo which looks reasonably alright. Yes some minor issues such as the knackered resistor for the heater, an unbalanced fan and missing mirror glass but come on, what do you want? I showed it to Scotty from Star Trek and he mumbled something about it being “spectacular value Jim”

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-1.4cl-/1323959859

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Paul had a good long think about where to park his Fiesta in order to best display its salient features. Many of us would have chosen a nice park or a stately home but Paul felt the traditional two post lift would really show the car in its natural habitat.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-fiesta-classic-quartz-call-07808568321/1325053708

 

That said it’s an old Ford, it has classic in the name, it’s got an MOT and it’s £175. Buying it would make you into your streets equivalent of Onslow and who doesn’t aspire to that?

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You can’t drive this away as Dan the utter fucknut has lost the keys. But I thought I would post this as it’s a diesel BX Estate and probably the holy grail to someone

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-bx/1324442649

 

Be careful when selecting holy grails or buying this might make you turn into a pile of dust or melt or some shit like that

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One for Lord Sterling?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/213592142926508

 

£200 - 2001 Nissan Micra S - 113,000m - Worthing
 

Seller's Description

Drives fine six months MOT miner dent  998cc very economical bargain

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diesel BX Estate

That car has been over facebook like a rash recently. It's being sold by a house clearance type bloke, and it was on for £300 a while back. Someone arranged to buy it, had the cash, and then suddenly the seller dropped off the radar.

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£200 - 2002 Peugeot 106 - 125,000m - Farnham

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/538099160020538

 

Seller's Description

Very cheap 106 For Sale!

Lots of dents/scrapes but good stuff is it has MOT to end of March, starts and drives well!

NO OFFERS OR ASKING FOR BEST PRICE PLEASE, SUPER CHEAP CAR FOR SOMEONE HERE!

 

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