ebay 'BARGAINS'

[leanycan]

6 minutes ago, Ian_Fearn said:

In this months Classic Cars magazine.

I’ve no idea how you’d go about valuing something like this but no matter how hard I try, I see this as £5-6k max. 
 

£11000 for that. I can think of about 11000 reasons not to buy at the price. I want some of what the seller is smoking...

[warch]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Bertone-Convertible-Classic-Great-Xmas-Gift/274548960694?hash=item3fec64adb6:g:ZuYAAOSwX1pfiBco

‘On the first day of Christmas, my true love got for meee, an Astra from the 80s’

 

 

[FakeConcern]

Just one photo too...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224238496861

£13k

[Rocket88]

4 hours ago, Ian_Fearn said:

In this months Classic Cars magazine.

I’ve no idea how you’d go about valuing something like this but no matter how hard I try, I see this as £5-6k max. 
 

More "low mileage" bollocks.........

[808 Estate]

This is making me moist.

https://www.ebay.de/itm/Chevrolet-El-Camino-Pickup-1972r-454-V8-7-4l/154151754418?hash=item23e4291ab2:g:CG4AAOSwGsRfjrBZ

 

[motorpunk]

5 hours ago, colc said:

More "low mileage" bollocks.........

Unique mileage? 🤣Twat.

[FakeConcern]

£10k

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1287422

[Soundwave]

39 minutes ago, FakeConcern said:

£10k

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1287422

 

"Got left on the drive when I got a company car"

... that doesn't explain how it got attacked by a gang of toddlers with a can of primer.

[wuvvum]

9 hours ago, FakeConcern said:

£10k

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1287422

That reminds me of the one we saw on the AS trip to Jaywick years ago.  We were having a look round it and the owner came out of the neighbouring shack, looking like he'd just walked off the set of Deliverance.  We made our excuses and scarpered - I think even @outlaw118 was getting a bit worried...

[RoadworkUK]

19 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

That reminds me of the one we saw on the AS trip to Jaywick years ago. 

Halcyon days.

[outlaw118]

14 hours ago, wuvvum said:

I think even @outlaw118 was getting a bit worried...

I was more concerned that @RoadworkUK was going to shit his pants

[RoadworkUK]

7 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

I was more concerned that @RoadworkUK was going to shit his pants

I frankly had no idea what was going on. My head was still swimming from seeing that shirtless octogenarian on roller blades.

[timolloyd]

34 minutes ago, RoadworkUK said:

I frankly had no idea what was going on. My head was still swimming from seeing that shirtless octogenarian on roller blades.

Bet she was a sight!

[Agila]

2 hours ago, RoadworkUK said:

I frankly had no idea what was going on. My head was still swimming from seeing that shirtless octogenarian on roller blades.

If there is any evidence of this, smash it with a hammer and bury it in the harbour.

 

[RoadworkUK]

2 hours ago, timolloyd said:

Bet she was a sight!

It was a bloke, long, flowing silver hair notwithstanding

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264922045797

 

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/114554217564

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't scroll past this pic in the ad otherwise it becomes far more reasonable and ruins my piss taking

[busmansholiday]

Think Minis are overpriced?.

How about the first saleable Cooper ?.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-cars-1963-MINI-COOPER-S-1071-the-first-production-one-barn-find/333806985653?hash=item4db87261b5:g:MlMAAOSwDchfnS47

 

Just £39 GRAND !!

[busmansholiday]

Nine and a half fooking grand !!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-Fs1e-ultimate-barn-find-108-original-miles/164531528033?hash=item264ed7e161:g:JnAAAOSwhrRfu3rA

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lease-self-drive-hire-bmw-m340i-xdrive/1387621079

Self drive hire 2000 a month or 700 a week . Self drive hire bmw M340i xdrive. Posted by daniel in Motors

 

I would rather take my chances dressing up as Margaret Thatcher walking through the east end of Glasgow than pay £2k per month for some overly-complicated, bland, turd steamer

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3619536378057467/

 

[willswitchengage]

So for your £38000 let's look at the replacement air intake ducting on this 100,000 mile car:

Quote

 Imported From Japan, Left Hand Drive

Sounds legit.

[Matty]

^^

Motorhub are crooks it is true. Unfortunately they also have some of the most interesting stock in the motor trade. Still won't be buying any of it mind

[NorfolkNWeigh]

1 hour ago, willswitchengage said:

So for your £38000 let's look at the replacement air intake ducting on this 100,000 mile car:

Sounds legit.

Even though I wouldn’t normally believe a word these Shiitehawks say, it’s quite likely true in this case.  At one time it was common for rich Japanese buyers to specify LHD on their German luxury cars , mostly to show they were exotic imports but one theory is in Tokyo or other large cities it was an advantage to be able to step from drivers seat to pavement .

[taranaki]

Can't believe the shitfight that just happened on Trademe for this.......

 

[warch]

Kiwi and Aussie car prices are ridiculous even for pedestrian shite that's worth sweet fa in the UK. I thought the Kiwi default car was the Mazda 323?

[Sham]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1298587

AX 4x4

[strangeangel]

Pretty, but TWO GRAND?

 

 

Get in the sea.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/468323800800128

 

[strangeangel]

Broken Honda Helix with no MOT. Shiny paintwork, but fucked about suspension and the wrong tyres. I bet that's interesting* to ride. Only £1600...

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/491222581845320

 

[St.Jude]

1 hour ago, strangeangel said:

Broken Honda Helix with no MOT. Shiny paintwork, but fucked about suspension and the wrong tyres. I bet that's interesting* to ride. Only £1600...

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/491222581845320

 

Looks like what happened after Darth Vader fucked Big Bird.