Mad photos of cars for sale

[Marshall2810]

I'll start with this as seen a few, just made me smile 

[stuboy]

13 minutes ago, Marshall2810 said:

I'll start with this, just made me smile 

pulls like a train............. a diesel locomotive train...

[riek]

thing is, a significant number of the people who want an old diesel Bora will look at that and go "awesome"

it's the same with scabby old E46 BMWs being photographed going sideways on public roads.

[fatharris]

 

They got one photo in, I guess.

[sierraman]

16 hours ago, Marshall2810 said:

I'll start with this as seen a few, just made me smile 

The only thing ‘fin’ about that is the injector pump.

[sierraman]

Just reading that advert now, what a fucking fool he is with the Bora, 209k on the clock and it’s been remapped... also taxed until the New Year, how’s he work that one out? The tax ends when he transfers ownership! 
 

Coming to a branch of EMR near you! 🤣

[sierraman]

You’d think with this one they’d have cleaned away the stains on the seat where he’s been tumping his Mrs. 

[sierraman]

Even in the pitch black you can tell the bodywork is fucked. Surely you’d wait until daylight to photograph it? 

[Spiny Norman]

56 minutes ago, sierraman said:

You’d think with this one they’d have cleaned away the stains on the seat where he’s been tumping his Mrs. 

Never fails to amaze me how manky car seats get nowadays. It's rare to see something with cloth upholstery that doesn't look like it's been driven by an incontinent pensioner. Is it all the slurp-a-thon Maccy D/Starfucks shite people guzzle in their cars that causes it?
I've never had a car as filthy as that, even back in the days of sub £500 shitters.

[garbaldy]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

also taxed until the New Year, how’s he work that one out? The tax ends when he transfers ownership! 

And just how is he going to do that without the V5 ?  So in effect he's right it's still taxed untill New owner fills out the paperwork. 

[Cavcraft]

From an eBay advert in  November...

 

[robt100]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

From an eBay advert in  November...

 

Let me guess, advertised as "runs great, no issues" then 5 lines later "needs accident repair"🙈

[Pieman]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

From an eBay advert in  November...

 

For a split second I thought the girl in the background had her trousers round her ankles! 😮 

[jonathan_dyane]

4 minutes ago, Pieman said:

For a split second I thought the girl in the background had her trousers round her ankles! 😮 

Nah she's just fetching her knickers out of her arse crack...

[bezzabsa]

12 minutes ago, Pieman said:

For a split second I thought the girl in the background had her trousers round her ankles! 😮 

me too - even zoomed in to confirm 

[goosey]

Fuckin trailer fer sale 

[Peter C]

Just about anything posted by the shadow

[doug]

Seller can't even be bothered to get out the car to take photos of this £350 Beetle. But to be fair it's in Dundee so I wouldn't get out the car either.

[Bren]

5 hours ago, jonathan_dyane said:

Nah she's just fetching her knickers out of her arse crack...

Pulling the winnits out more like....

[Bren]

5 hours ago, goosey said:

Fuckin trailer fer sale 

The look like they have just discovered fire

[Rust Collector]

6 hours ago, goosey said:

Fuckin trailer fer sale 

 

55 minutes ago, Bren said:

The look like they have just discovered fire

They look like they’re trying to figure out whether to fight it, fuck it or eat it.

[Matty]

6 hours ago, goosey said:

Fuckin trailer fer sale 

Worst selfie ever

[JeeExEll]

On 07/12/2023 at 21:24, Matty said:

Worst selfie ever

A trailer with automatic transmission? ?

Classic pic there with the strange garden-shears haircut and lad with silver shoes and pyjama trousers.

£50. Between 3?  WTF,  why bother?  Which one of them can even count to 50 ?  'Is that a lot more than a hundred?'

Take it back to where you found it.

If anyone on here buys it wash the duvet. Thoroughly.

 

[stuboy]

On 07/12/2023 at 19:16, doug said:

Seller can't even be bothered to get out the car to take photos of this £350 Beetle. But to be fair it's in Dundee so I wouldn't get out the car either.

cause they aint nicked it yet.... must be desperate

[Marshall2810]

[2flags]

On 07/12/2023 at 11:32, Cavcraft said:

From an eBay advert in  November...

 

'The following morning Sandy was regretting going with that Chinese chap, Wong Hol'

[Blake's Den]

From FB marketplace, the source of entertainment every day.

 

I have many questions.

Original link https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1574362530034782/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, Blake's Den said:

From FB marketplace, the source of entertainment every day.

 

I have many questions.

Original link https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1574362530034782/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

Presume that's a falcon?

[RoverFolkUs]

On 04/12/2023 at 13:23, sierraman said:

Just reading that advert now, what a fucking fool he is with the Bora, 209k on the clock and it’s been remapped... also taxed until the New Year, how’s he work that one out? The tax ends when he transfers ownership! 
 

Coming to a branch of EMR near you! 🤣

"The bodywork is a bit rough but no major marks"

Aye, what's left of it that hasn't been coated an inch thick in pure hydrocarbons then 🤣