Slowest collection ever

[juular]

There's no point stringing out the collection journey and the car in question as it's going to be a minor point in the larger picture as you will soon see.

Poo count : 2, as the journey began in the afternoon.  However I predict bowel movements will be into three figures before I get the car home.

Breakfast the first : 

Mode of transport : Trafic Campervan

6.5 hours later:

900 MILE TRIP IN A 34 YEAR OLD BRAN FIND CITROWEN WILL IT RUN AND DRIVE HOME!?

[Rust Collector]

Crikey, is that a leader?!

[juular]

3 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

Crikey, is that a leader?!

I'm not giving EVERYTHING away!

 

 

 

No, it's not.

[beko1987]

Crikey that seems brave! 

Not brave as in how will you fix it, I know you'll have that sorted between you I mean how much will break/leak in that 900 miles and how hard sort of brave 😂

[juular]

Breakfast the second. I'm going to need every bit of sausage energy for the activities ahead.

Poo count : 0. There are spiders in the toilet so I'm just holding it in.

Mode of transport : Legs

Another lovely morning at FOD.

First job : get the car out so I can see all of the big holes and leaks, but still commit and say 'that looks fine'. It's the only way to choose a quality automobile.

It wasn't for moving at all thanks to a stuck brake and a flat tyre.  The first was solved by using a 4lb persuadertron on the rear wheels.  The second was solved by putting a battery in, plugging a tyre compressor into the lighter socket and thus using its own powers against it. A good tug (on the car) and out it popped (the car).

 

 

[JMotor]

You're clean aff ya heed!

Excellent! This is what I wanna see! Chodspeed sir!!

[juular]

First hazard encountered. As I opened the door I was greeted with lots of small black legs running away.

Poo count is now about 18.

[hairnet]

Hope the biccies had tea with them

Some wimp for the spider they're not tree spiders or owt

Only clean windows obvs

[juular]

You'll have heard the story about Robert the Bruce and the spider.

History could have been so different had he known about ZERO-IN 'READY TO USE' SPIDER REPELLENT.

With thanks to @Inspector Morose for providing this vital thing.

[Dyslexic Viking]

I guess you don't like spiders?

[stuboy]

gti interior?

[BL Bloke]

I didn't know there was such a thing as spider repellent. 

 

[wesacosa]

even Batman didn't have that

 

[SmokinWaffle]

Is this a 1.7 turbo? Didn't even know they did a turbo of the 1.7 - that's hard enough to find on its own. I'd be interested to see the engine as the owner of an N/A 1.7 .

[Ghosty]

Is this the one Talbot or someone rescued about 3/4 years ago?

[MarinaJosh]

7 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said:

Is this a 1.7 turbo? Didn't even know they did a turbo of the 1.7 - that's hard enough to find on its own. I'd be interested to see the engine as the owner of an N/A 1.7 .

As far as I know, all BX TDs used the 1.7 version of the engine. Same story for the Pug 205, 309 and early 405.

[Stinkwheel]

8 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said:

Is this a 1.7 turbo? Didn't even know they did a turbo of the 1.7 - that's hard enough to find on its own. I'd be interested to see the engine as the owner of an N/A 1.7 .

Citroen ONLY did a turbo on the 1.7 - The bigger TD's were never fitted to BX's

[Stinkwheel]

11 hours ago, stuboy said:

gti interior?

Most mk2 'special' editions or TD's had the one of the GTI style interiors as standard

[SmokinWaffle]

1 hour ago, MarinaJosh said:

As far as I know, all BX TDs used the 1.7 version of the engine. Same story for the Pug 205, 309 and early 405.

 

3 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

Citroen ONLY did a turbo on the 1.7 - The bigger TD's were never fitted to BX's

Well colour me learnt - I did not know that! Thanks

[chaseracer]

7 hours ago, Ghosty said:

Is this the one Talbot or someone rescued about 3/4 years ago?

The very same.

[juular]

Breakfast : You're starting to get the idea. Oil, sugar, processed meat. All Scottish health food groups are represented.

Poo count : finally starting to ease off, but this is dependent on the above.

@davidfowler2000 woke up at his usual Fowler'O'Clock and got this amazing photo.

Weather forecast : Hottest day of the year.

Thankfully there is a loch nearby to fall in when things become too much.

Citroen fettling is shortened to short bursts then a trip to The Loch to cool down. It's very hot.

Let's see what's what.

So it has an engine. There are also holes.

The car sort of exploded at this point.

Finally some bits were poked in the boot which went 'crunch'. However I think all of the holes have been found, which is cause for much celebration.

Some thoughts were made about trying to start the engine, but as there's a cracked main LHM return hose and a leaky octopus, this was deemed to be a bad idea in case it ran the pump dry.

More works to follow.

[juular]

1 hour ago, chaseracer said:

The very same.

Indeed. Massive gratitude to @Talbot for generously giving me the opportunity to get this running again. Also massive thanks to the Cylinderseses @Mrs6C @Six-cylinder for letting us stay in the field while we work on the car.

[juular]

No point messing around.

 

[Talbot]

3 hours ago, Stinkwheel said:

Citroen ONLY did a turbo on the 1.7 - The bigger TD's were never fitted to BX's

.... by the factory at least.

@mat_the_cat

 

This car has sat far longer than ever intended.  I'm very glad it's being looked at now.

[Stinkwheel]

3 minutes ago, Talbot said:

.... by the factory at least.

@mat_the_cat

 

This car has sat far longer than ever intended.  I'm very glad it's being looked at now.

Ah well yes, some of us know just how well @mat_the_cat's BX estate goes 

And they always do tend to sit longer than we intend somehow, dont they?

[JMotor]

1 hour ago, juular said:

 

"So how much metal did you need to cut out then?"

"Yes!"

[beko1987]

Oooh it's being saved, how lovely! 

Is this happening in real time? Ie are you at the FoD now? 

[juular]

2 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Oooh it's being saved, how lovely! 

Is this happening in real time? Ie are you at the FoD now? 

It will be in real time soon. At the moment I'm still catching up on what's been done at the weekend as I was too knackered to do it at the time.

[juular]

To bring this up to date, I started repairing my vandalism.

At this point unfortunately I have to get back to the day job. Stay tuned.

[Rust Collector]

I'm always impressed with how you just get stuck into cutting out crap metal and welding new stuff in. I spend hours procrastinating with my welding, I find it a real chore.