Collectings

[Rustybullethole]

Am technically on my merry way. Unfortunately the life of a self employed low cash chod botherer dictates NO DAYS OFF. Have a days graft to do before I head west for this fine steer. I am of course full of joy for the new toy so as far as i'm concerned the journey starts here.

 

The time is not half ten on the 26th Jan 3 years before this little carvan was built. I just ain't fettled the clock since the last hard reset when it went all french on me.

Breakfast- porridge and berrys

PC - 2, Lentil soup last night plus morning coffee and smokes helped here

Conveyance - Trusty 1.4 Berlingo, may or may not contain A frame. 

Clues;

40 year exemption applicable 

Small

Broken

Comes with PPE

 

[CaptainBoom]

Chodspeed good sir!  It looks like it's going to be a long day for you.

Mini?

[EyesWeldedShut]

I fancied a Series 3 Landrover ex-army ambulance as the PPE enhanced target but - on a Blingo 1.4 + A frame? 
Maybe not.
Early Vauxhall Nova with internal moulding(s)

[rattlecan]

Ooh I love surprises, what could it be? 

[catsinthewelder]

Another Clio for spares?

Containing a forestry helmet and/or a condom.

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, Rustybullethole said:

Am technically on my merry way. Unfortunately the life of a self employed low cash chod botherer dictates NO DAYS OFF. Have a days graft to do before I head west for this fine steer. I am of course full of joy for the new toy so as far as i'm concerned the journey starts here.

 

The time is not half ten on the 26th Jan 3 years before this little carvan was built. I just ain't fettled the clock since the last hard reset when it went all french on me.

Breakfast- porridge and berrys

PC - 2, Lentil soup last night plus morning coffee and smokes helped here

Conveyance - Trusty 1.4 Berlingo, may or may not contain A frame. 

Clues;

40 year exemption applicable 

Small

Broken

Comes with PPE

 

100% better than @beko1987s driveway

[hairnet]

Vauxhall viva in 50 boxes?

[Twiggy]

Good luck ! I hope it all goes well.

[Rustybullethole]

 

2 hours ago, catsinthewelder said:

Another Clio for spares?

Containing a forestry helmet and/or a condom.

Clio for spares containing an all in one waterproof is not a bad shout. 

Some good though incorrect guessing so far. All shall be revealed, later....

Soon as i get the fuck out of here.

 

[High Jetter]

Is the PPE a wrap? Ford Escrote van?

[Supernaut]

3 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I fancied a Series 3 Landrover ex-army ambulance as the PPE enhanced target but - on a Blingo 1.4 + A frame? 
Maybe not.
Early Vauxhall Nova with internal moulding(s)

The A-frame could be for towing the Blingo home behind the new purchase though...

[Rustybullethole]

1 hour ago, Supernaut said:

The A-frame could be for towing the Blingo home behind the new purchase though...

Another clue. This time the trusty A frame has been left in the lock up. Hopefully this is a decision you don't regret. Framing one or the other would be a struggle at best.

[EyesWeldedShut]

It's a two wheeler (bike) of sorts?

[rattlecan]

Reliant tripod of some sort?

[Rustybullethole]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

It's a two wheeler (bike) of sorts?

Bingo. You have won 🥇 

[EyesWeldedShut]

15 minutes ago, Rustybullethole said:

Bingo. You have won 🥇 

#smugBastardMe - finally won something on AutoShite

[Dyslexic Viking]

I guess a American chopper like orange county choppers or easy rider 

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

I guess a American chopper like orange county choppers or easy rider 

In a Berlingo?
Raleigh Chopper?

[Stinkwheel]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

I guess a American chopper like orange county choppers or easy rider 

i credit mr rustybullethole with more taste and sense than that to be honest

[PicantoJon]

6 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

i credit mr rustybullethole with more taste and sense than that to be honest

Taste and sense? On here?! Have you seen us... 😂

[Dyslexic Viking]

46 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

In a Berlingo?
Raleigh Chopper?

[Rustybullethole]

5 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

id roll that.

on the move eta hour and half 

 

[320touring]

Safe travels !

 

Thanks for the reminder of one of the worst bits of modern design I have seen...

Either join it up or leave a reasonable gap that can easily be cleaned..

 

 

[Rustybullethole]

50 minutes ago, 320touring said:

Safe travels !

 

Thanks for the reminder of one of the worst bits of modern design I have seen...

Either join it up or leave a reasonable gap that can easily be cleaned..

 

 

nah it's great that, always retains a few fag filters when i think I've run out.

[Rustybullethole]

Had to stop for a piss and seemed to not make it past kfc!

[Rustybullethole]

Got

am quite taken with the ppe.

[Matty]

Somebody else who likes making halfarsed speaker boxes. I'm not alone 🤣

[captain_cal]

2 hours ago, 320touring said:

Either join it up or leave a reasonable gap that can easily be cleaned..

I keep a wee paintbrush in the glovebox for dusting this exact crevice, but then I might have the autism.

[Rustybullethole]

40 minutes ago, captain_cal said:

I keep a wee paintbrush in the glovebox for dusting this exact crevice, but then I might have the autism.

For my sins the Berlingo is pretty much always filthy. Gets a clean now and again inside more than out but I get in it filthy every work day so its mainly as mucky as me the poor thing. 

Anyway stopped for refreshments as nearly home just crossed Chelsea bridge.

So its a hearing aid beige early 80's Honda Melody. 50 cc of 2 stroke power. Cant fucking wait to smoke about on it.

 

Fingers crossed it don't need much has compression and runs with a squirt. We'll see.

[rattlecan]

3 hours ago, Matty said:

Somebody else who likes making halfarsed speaker boxes. I'm not alone 🤣

Where did you catch the large silver Pike ? 🤣