The grumpy thread

[Zelandeth]

First day back at the school just around the corner from us.  Yep, you can tell.  There's litter everywhere.  Haven't had to pick any up for the last eight weeks save for one day it was really windy on collection day and a few folks bins got blown over.

Today it's bloody everywhere again.

[hairnet]

7 hours ago, beko1987 said:

A spider the size of a small cat ran across my feet earlier this morning, I fucking hate spiders 😭

 

spider 1 massive tart with a beard 0

[Metal Guru]

I know it’s a small one compared to war, pestilence and disasters around the world, but those new attached tops on plastic bottles are really annoying me. They just get in the way when you pour and end up with fizzy pop etc everywhere. If you break the tag, they seem difficult to get the thread on straight.

[High Jetter]

8 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

I know it’s a small one compared to war, pestilence and disasters around the world, but those new attached tops on plastic bottles are really annoying me. They just get in the way when you pour and end up with fizzy pop etc everywhere. If you break the tag, they seem difficult to get the thread on straight.

Yup, mentioned about 20 pages back, last month. 

[Metal Guru]

10 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Yup, mentioned about 20 pages back, last month. 

Yeh sorry, well done, got there first.

As I said a trivial grump, certainly not warranting researching hundreds of pages to check if someone said it before.

[IronStar]

In today’s episode of car that doesn’t want to live:

You know how 307CC has bespoke, stupidly expensive, prone to glue failure tail lamps? Guess what fell off today.

Four fucking hundred Euros for a piece of fucking plastic off breakers! That’s not getting fucking replaced then. Two on the other side are missing as well (one thankfully in my garage), and it passed technical inspection without them, so fuck it, not fixing unless I run into them stupidly cheap.

In the other news, I managed to get to the PSA specialist, who diagnosed roof with “that’s fucking fucked m9, all the hydraulic pistons are leaking”. Call me on 16th when I get back from holidays, I can’t fix this quickly.

Oh I got check engine on Tuesday as well. Probably secondary air pump acting up again.

Not a good day for a car that’s been pushing its luck for ages now. 

[MikeR]

at the tin can ... somebody is using the one next to us ,the other night they was  up all night to 1.30am  , tv loud ,all lights on , loud talking , screaming , thumping around .....

woke up at 8am , took the dog for a walk , 9am ...  and 

radio on ,doors open , did the washing up the loud way ,  played with the dog on decking , got the ladders out to do the guttering ...

not heard a peep from them again ..

 

wanted to visit a corn mill just around the corner , 5 house village type place with parking on a field and a W.I

please book your tour tickets at www.rapemywallett.com !!!!

f that ..  just went out and bought some bambi  burgers and sausages   , seen them , photographed them ,now its time to eat them ..

 

[Remspoor]

On 03/09/2024 at 07:43, EyesWeldedShut said:

Social media outrage.

Oh and  apathy is another thing that makes me grumpy.

[scdan4]

Meh 

[comfortablynumb]

Are you ignorant and apathetic?

I don't know and I don't care 😁

[maxxo]

So living at my parents again has led to a good few arguments but nothing major

sister came back today probably for a bath

i told her under no uncertain terms to leave the immersion on for more than an hour as the thermostat has failed

Everyone else in the house remembers and I’m getting a new one from toolstation tomorrow

guess what she did?

left it on, boiled the cylinder and filled the loft with steam

then had the audacity to scream at me saying it’s my fault 

quite a grump for today that was

still the cold tank full of scalding water did a cracking job of cleaning the bog when I gave it a few flushes and ran a few taps to try and cool it before it melted

[maxxo]

Also XM headlights

dipped beam performance on unlit roads is abysmal

i quite enjoy it when a modern with super bright LED headlights is behind me as I can actually see

[Metal Guru]

Just read a news headline online.

Asda , Morrisons , Sainsbury's and Tesco drivers urged to fill up now or lose £171.

Well obviously I don’t want to lose £171 so I took a look. Seems it’s referring to the possible 5p per litre rise in fuel prices in the budget. 
£171 is what it might cost the average driver in a year apparently. How the fuck are you going to hoard a years worth of petrol by filling up? 
In any case £171 a year is £3.30 a week , which is about 65litres. Given most cars manage at least 40 mpg that’s 520miles a week or 27000 miles a year, hardly the average.

Journalism is so crap these days. Rubbish figures are quoted and it then becomes “fact” on line . 

[sierraman]

Top tip, know what the fuck you need to order before you get to front of queue in Toolstation to save annoying everyone else behind. 

[auntiemaryscanary]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

Top tip, know what the fuck you need to order before you get to front of queue in Toolstation to save annoying everyone else behind. 

I concur. You don't want me stood behind you tutting and rolling eyes whilst I rustle the stores handy docket detailing my order complete with the 5 digit code for the counter staff.

[Metal Guru]

14 minutes ago, auntiemaryscanary said:

I concur. You don't want me stood behind you tutting and rolling eyes whilst I rustle the stores handy docket detailing my order complete with the 5 digit code for the counter staff.

At least you don’t get people in shops writing cheques any more.

[captain_70s]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

Top tip, know what the fuck you need to order before you get to front of queue in Toolstation to save annoying everyone else behind. 

This applies to anything.

The brain dead simpletons who need to study the entire McDonald's menu before choosing the same thing they always do at the self-service screens need firing into the sea.

[louiepj]

You forgot to mention that nearly all of what they want is not in stock!

[anonymous user]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

Top tip, know what the fuck you need to order before you get to front of queue in Toolstation to save annoying everyone else behind. 

And, before you stand in the queue to collect your online order, for God's sake make sure you have actually ordered from Toolstation and not Screwfix. 

(Oh, that was me)

[comfortablynumb]

I don't care how long they take in McDonald's.

I hate the stuff 🤢

[matt79]

4 hours ago, sierraman said:

Top tip, know what the fuck you need to order before you get to front of queue in Toolstation to save annoying everyone else behind. 

Bonus points if this person drove off in a 2007 doom blue Vauxhall Zafira

[Metal Guru]

45 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

And, before you stand in the queue to collect your online order, for God's sake make sure you have actually ordered from Toolstation and not Screwfix. 

(Oh, that was me)

Easily done. I can think off a few places where they are next door to each other.

[auntiemaryscanary]

2 hours ago, anonymous user said:

And, before you stand in the queue to collect your online order, for God's sake make sure you have actually ordered from Toolstation and not Screwfix. 

(Oh, that was me)

I'm a bit of an aluminium foil hat about deleting cookies on my phone. After which the phone thinks* I'm in a random location. Won't be first time I've gone to my regular Toolstation to click & collect to find my phone picked their Crystal Palace store when I needed Nottm.

[IronStar]

I’m shuffling around bank accounts to take advantage of savings account that’s giving 4.01% yield vs 0.00% I have now. Why is this a grump? I just got stopped by automated antifraud, freezing the transaction and marking it for a review on Monday. I didn’t even do a full clean, I started with 1/3 of the sum first. Fucksake. 

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, IronStar said:

I’m shuffling around bank accounts to take advantage of savings account that’s giving 4.01% yield vs 0.00% I have now. Why is this a grump? I just got stopped by automated antifraud, freezing the transaction and marking it for a review on Monday. I didn’t even do a full clean, I started with 1/3 of the sum first. Fucksake. 

All this security is BS. There’s nothing to suggest fraud is getting any less but banks just put hurdles in the way of ordinary people trying to run their lives with as little hassle as possible. 
I have a LPA on my mother’s accounts. She’s not senile or anything, just has no idea of online banking and phone banking takes 30-60 minutes to get through. You would think a LPA would allow me to do anything I could do with my own accounts , but opening new accounts (to move money earning virtually no interest), is an enormous hassle.

[Pieman]

On 06/09/2024 at 01:34, maxxo said:

So living at my parents again has led to a good few arguments but nothing major

sister came back today probably for a bath

i told her under no uncertain terms to leave the immersion on for more than an hour as the thermostat has failed

Everyone else in the house remembers and I’m getting a new one from toolstation tomorrow

guess what she did?

left it on, boiled the cylinder and filled the loft with steam

then had the audacity to scream at me saying it’s my fault 

quite a grump for today that was

still the cold tank full of scalding water did a cracking job of cleaning the bog when I gave it a few flushes and ran a few taps to try and cool it before it melted

Sounds like my family.  My sister could probably try to slit my throat and according to her and my parents it'd still be my fucking fault.

(The worst example was when I tested positive for Covid, did my test and trace thing which you had to do at the time, and the selfish bitch threw a massive tantrum cos she couldn't go and see her BF....and my parents took her side!  I was following the law of the country at the time, yet even after I recovered I was the one treated like a criminal for weeks.  Eventually I blew my top properly at all of them including some language people don't tend to use towards their own parents.  I will never properly forgive them for that though.)

[artdjones]

18 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

At least you don’t get people in shops writing cheques any more.

No, but have you ever stood behind a house wife in a supermarket queue when you're in a hurry? It's like the concept that they actually have to pay for the stuff is new to them. Dig out their bag from under the groceries, search in their bag for their purse, unzip their purse, find their loyalty card, scan it, then carefully try to make exact change. This after making sure each of their five shopping bags is carefully stowed in the exact order they prefer. Even though the shop has a row of packing benches behind them to be employed for that exact purpose after paying.

[artdjones]

7 hours ago, Pieman said:

Sounds like my family.  My sister could probably try to slit my throat and according to her and my parents it'd still be my fucking fault.

(The worst example was when I tested positive for Covid, did my test and trace thing which you had to do at the time, and the selfish bitch threw a massive tantrum cos she couldn't go and see her BF....and my parents took her side!  I was following the law of the country at the time, yet even after I recovered I was the one treated like a criminal for weeks.  Eventually I blew my top properly at all of them including some language people don't tend to use towards their own parents.  I will never properly forgive them for that though.)

Have you ever thought of leaving home?

[Metal Guru]

4 hours ago, artdjones said:

No, but have you ever stood behind a house wife in a supermarket queue when you're in a hurry? It's like the concept that they actually have to pay for the stuff is new to them. Dig out their bag from under the groceries, search in their bag for their purse, unzip their purse, find their loyalty card, scan it, then carefully try to make exact change. This after making sure each of their five shopping bags is carefully stowed in the exact order they prefer. Even though the shop has a row of packing benches behind them to be employed for that exact purpose after paying.

The thing that annoys me most in supermarkets, is when they open up a new till and you’re first in line with a full trolley of groceries. The second person then starts unloading as soon as you do leaving you about 4ft of conveyor. If you actually point out it would be quicker for them to let you unpack first , they’re either confused (how? Somehow the quicker you get your goods unpacked, mine will move faster?) or hostile. 
Or even worse, you’ve already unloaded and they start moving you stuff up to make room for theirs, squashing your bread and breaking eggs etc, the things you put last.

[castros_bro]

20 hours ago, comfortablynumb said:

I don't care how long they take in McDonald's.

I hate the stuff 🤢

In Germany their menu has beer listed.