The grumpy thread

[Parky]

I can't sleep. I have been up since 3 and still don't feel remotely like I could go back to sleep. All week I have been like this and struggling to get through the day on five hours kip.

 

Obviously something is playing on my mind. The grumpy bit is knowing that rather than recharging over the weekend I will be starting the week absolutely knackered. Think a dose of Nytol might be called for

[LC Torana]

I like that BMW.  There.  I said it.

 

You like it?

 

Well, I must admit, it does have...

 

 

 

(adopts punchline stance)

 

 

 

...a buttery biscuit base colour.

[chaseracer]

 

[Dave_Q]

Fucking Cliff Richard.

 

Why is this corpsy "alleged" sex offender all over the telly all of a sudden.

 

I know the CPS decided there wasn't enough evidence but no smoke without fire etc, putting him straight back all over the telly as if its part of some effort to prove how innocent he is - methinks he doth protest too much.

[Eddie Honda]

^^^^ It's called Christmas album to plug.

[robinmasters]

The BBC were involved in the questionable way he was arrested weren't they? Perhaps this is their way of apologising.

[hairnet]

Ffs

 

I wasn't only one

[tooSavvy]

Fucking Cliff Richard.

Why is this corpsy "alleged" sex offender all over the telly all of a sudden.

I know the CPS decided there wasn't enough evidence but no smoke without fire etc, putting him straight back all over the telly as if its part of some effort to prove how innocent he is - methinks he doth protest too much.

WTactualF... 'Roll over Beethoven'??

 

E.L.O. should have that guy shot! What a limp dick rendition

 

 

TS

[pompei]

Not before Chuck Berry has first dibs.

[chaseracer]

Given all the good people 2016 has taken, Cliff "Fucking" Richard is still going?  Not* that I wish him ill, of course - oh no no......

[vulgalour]

Didn't you know?  Cliff Richard is only defrosted for Christmas and spends the rest of the year in a cryogenic bubble.

[Pillock]

He's a cyborg. Underneath the leatherette skin it's all flashing lights and solenoids.

[Parky]

Another bloody big quake in NZ.

 

Family is OK, sending my best to any Shiters over there, let us know if you are OK

[DodgeRover]

7.4 or 7.8 magnitude quake centred about 15k's SE of Hamner Springs, heard from my some of my friends in Christchurch who said there were Tsunami warning sirens sounding. Hopefully everybody is OK

[Lacquer Peel]

Didn't you know?  Cliff Richard is only defrosted for Christmas and spends the rest of the year in a cryogenic bubble.

 

[vulgalour]

I... help.

[vulgalour]

Oh... it's okay.  I remembered.

 

[Lacquer Peel]

[richardmorris]

I don't particularly, or at all in fact, like his music, but wouldn't wish him harm. The reason, according to P Eye, that he is all over the BBC at the moment is that he's sueing them for collusion with the fuzz, and that the BBC is now doing its best to butter him up.

[Tamworthbay]

I saw that and thought it was Michael Jackson!

[richardmorris]

Didn't you know?  Cliff Richard is only defrosted for Christmas and spends the rest of the year in a cryogenic bubble.

A bit likeNoddy Holder who calls Christmas " new rolls Royce time"

[Lacquer Peel]

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Wetherspoons is shut for a refurb so I was forced to drink not their vodka last night. Mind you, even when it's open I still bring my own sometimes. But I didn't have enough vodka last night.

[Cavcraft]

I also want a Lambretta but can't afford one.

[Timewaster]

"Vodka"

 

"want a Lambretta "

 

"can't afford one."

These three things are not unrelated I suspect.

[chaseracer]

"Vodka"

 

"want a Lambretta "

 

"Ebay."

 

That should do it.

 

[MarvinsMom]

i think i'm through with crappy old cars.

 

we went to the NEC car show the other day, and wished that we had stayed at home!!

 

£25-odd to get in £12 to park and £4.50 for a bottle of speckled hen, not allowing for the diesel there and back.

 

so all the time there i was, frankly in a shit mood.

 

plus the shitty old cars that i have are in such crap condition inspite of (because of?) my best intentions to keep them in good order.

 

so the mini can stop where it is, that way i don't have to look at it (cos its ripe with rut, well its a mini), the metro i'm going to stick on the owners website in the spring for an insultingly low asking price to get rid of it (that too is ripe with rust, cos its a metro), and the rover i'm going to run it into the ground just cos its worthless and the back drivers sill is i'm sure, going on it.

 

and the reason for this change of heart? well i'm pissed with myself as my cars are shit heaps, they always will be no matter what i do with them. and i mean throw money at them. for the cars still to be just rusty pieces of shit.

[LC Torana]

 

 

 

What the hell is that?

[Supernaut]

IT WAS NINE DAYS AGO. STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FANNIES.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

I've contracted norovirus, as have the kids. Without going into detail last night was fantastic* seemed to all kick off about an hour after getting home from mountain biking yesterday morning.

 

I've spent the last 24 hours trying to stop boking long enough to clean up the kid's boke.

 

We've all had like a fever with it so completely knackered now and my body can't decide if it's freezing cold or roasting hot.

 

The kids are all off to bed now and none of us have been sick or felt like doing so for a few hours now so fingers crossed.

 

When I phoned in to work sick I was informed I'm not the only one, same situation with the school so something doing the rounds alright.

 

 

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