The grumpy thread

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Halfords sucks major league spaceman c0ck 24/7 y0

[RoadworkUK]

See, why can't I think of concise, acerbic summations like that?

[dugong]

Eating £180 of fail after my 960 turned into a fugging smoke machine.

 

Wafted me back with PURE SKILL and CLASS last night from Maidstone; spent an hour at Lakeside Essex cleaning the bastard. Should have gone for the turn off marked 'ARENA' instead.

 

It's not all lost. Not yet. On Tuesday I'm gonna bust out the INDUSTRY CONTACTS and ask them in a squeaky voice to help (possibly sobbing as that seems to work on the X Factor).

[xtriple]

I quite like our local Halfords. Not because they are any good or the staff knowledgeable or anything like that ('cos they aren't) but because they are local. Useful being able to go at 8:00p.m. to get some piece of crap you'd be stuffed without and the staff are all friendly and usually reasonably helpful... and I can park right outside as they have a big carpark and I have a cripple badge

 

I like supporting local shops just because they are there. I go to the little shop round the corner at least twice a week and always buy loads more than I need, I just like the fact the guy is there, open when I need him and I'd very much like that to continue!

 

The internet is great (and I buy the vast majority of my stuff online) but it is fuck all use on a rainy Sunday when you need something NOW.

[Eddie Honda]

Halfords sucks major league spaceman c0ck 24/7 y0

 

Only Mon-Sat. If they have what I desperately need on a Sunday or their Professional tools on 1/2 price offer then they are the dogs doodahs.

[Cavcraft]

One of my local Halfords is pretty good to be fair. The bike department are helpful, good at their job and friendly and the car bit even more so.

[twosmoke300]

'Have you still got the (push)bike and what's the best you can do on it?'

 

Yes it's still here and about 25mph, maybe 30 down a steep hill.

 

{silence}

 

Brilliant ! Missis is now wondering why I woke her up with laughter

[twosmoke300]

Bastard fucking useless cockwarbling met office . I check the forecast last night before agreeing to today's ride . Just cloudy - no rain . Wake up to it pissing down . Check forecast 6 am it says light rain at 8 . Check it again at 6.30 it says heavy rain at 7 , light at 8 and light rain this eve . Fuck me I could look out the window and get a better forecast

[purplebargeken]

I like going to our local Halfords. The counter girl is bloody gorgeous, always smiling and even talks to me quite a bit.

[RoadworkUK]

Have to admit, they have had some absolutely tip-top girls behind the counter before. You're right.

[cobblers]

Yeah, when I worked there there was always at least one good looking but usually quite stupid 18 year old girl on the workforce at all times. Only one of them was stupid enough to let me get across her, She was lovely.

She now a flippin area manager at DHL or something which makes me feel incredibly old.

[xtriple]

Todays grump is not Halfords related.... but it is related to the garage which I rent. It is fucking useless at keeping my cars clean and dry which sort of defeats the object! Had to go and meet Paul (Specialist cars) up there to get the BGD out for him to fuck about with and charge me a fortune as usual and even though the Bentley was covered it was still as damp as fuck on the outside and the Mazda is covered, yet again in what I think is bat shit. I have put the new car cover on the Mazda (after cleaning it of course) but I reckon the garage is a lost cause.

 

Also, when I spoke to Paul last week he was confident that the car would be in for one day only, but this morning... he was a bit less sure. No idea why, maybe he thinks he hasn't relieved me of enough cash yet this year? I am also incredibly grumpy anyway as, once again, I have not slept. It cannot continue as I am so knackered it's untrue and I seem to be unable to sleep until I am soooooo fatigued that I just collapse in a heap and sleep. This constant pain is truly wearing.

[Supernaut]

I've just come home after spending all of an hour and a half at work.

 

I have some sort of flu / virus thing that makes my arms and legs weak and my brain feel like it's wobbling around inside my head. Bleh.

[twosmoke300]

Flu / hangover ?

[Supernaut]

Wasn't drinking last night.

 

I know what a hangover feels like, and this isn't it.

[dean36014]

In agony today after yesterdays stroll around the Citroen show. Had a GP appointment this morning and my MRI results still aren't in after 2 months, GP has requested them as urgent and nothing, zilch. At least he's up my meds to something slightly stronger and also discussed my memory issues. It really sucks getting older, I'm 46 trapped in an 70 year old body!

[Cavcraft]

Don't some sellers make life hard? I've been chasing a couple of things for a bit now, the vendors just deciding to reply randomly after days of nothing. Finally pinned one of them down to a viewing day after probably 3 weeks of half arsed messages from him, now he's just mailed and asked if I definitely want it as someone else wants to view it. That earned my stock reply of 'let him have it, I'll find something else'.

[strangeangel]

Don't some sellers make life hard?

 

Don't they just. I've spent three months hassling an eBay breaker to sell me a door off a BX estate he's parting out. All he's done is makes excuses as to how he's not been able to get to the car, and can't even manage to check the front inner wing for the paint code. I only went to this much effort because I think it's the same colour as my car and it wouldn't need painting. However, after the last round of stupid answers - "I forgot to check the paint code but it's an old car so it will be faded anyway"... it's the same age as mine, you cock - I lost what little remained of my patience and told him to shove it. Why advertise the fucking thing if you don't want to/are unable to/are too retarded to sell it?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm sure I heard someone ranting on here once before about trying to deal with some mental old git who had a yard full of BX's from which he 'sold parts' but actually buying anythign off him was nigh on impossible. where was your seller?

[chaseracer]

Believe me, buyers can be equally "difficult".

[jakebullet]

Went to currys today and bought a replacement freezer for the one that's been trying to kill me. I've never had so many attempts to upsell me.

 

3 year cover plan for £30.

No ta, £120 freezer.

You would get a new one if it breaks and we can't fix it.

I'll just buy another one if it dies thanks.

~About 5 more goes to sell me a cover plan~

 

Have you got sky tv? Got some good upgrade options available.

Who's your broadband with?

We're doing some good trade ins for the new iphone.

 

Christ on a bike love. I'm replacing a 17 year old freezer cos it's finally died. I don't need the latest things to impress people I don't like.

[dugong]

Made a big decision last night.

Everyone cross their bits for me please.

[warren t claim]

Made a big decision last night.

Everyone cross their bits for me please.

Decided to take that press and publicity job at VW after all?

[twosmoke300]

I'm sure I heard someone ranting on here once before about trying to deal with some mental old git who had a yard full of BX's from which he 'sold parts' but actually buying anythign off him was nigh on impossible. where was your seller?

Sounds like it could be my dad

[Cavcraft]

Made a big decision last night.

Everyone cross their bits for me please.

 

Your iPhone 7 is going to be fitted to your new Golf TDi?

[nigel bickle]

I dug out an old Stellar a few weeks back,and have started collecting bits in prep for recommissioning

 

There's a seller on thiefbay selling front & light units, but when I enquirer about a bulk price - he raised the postage as " there have been a lot of enquiries". For Stellar light units? Right...

 

Usual response of shove it. Don't think I need them anyway - just useful insurance. Twat.

[dollywobbler]

I'm sure I heard someone ranting on here once before about trying to deal with some mental old git who had a yard full of BX's from which he 'sold parts' but actually buying anythign off him was nigh on impossible. where was your seller?

 

Aye, that was me. Near Heathrow he was. Fields full of Citroens, but that was because he was absolutely hopeless at selling anything at all. I just took some nice photos and left, slightly heartbroken at so much waste.

[dollywobbler]

Another grump. A journo pal posted on Facebook about crime at the Goodwood Revival - tents getting slashed and expensive stuff taken from them. Sadly, something that can afflict any large event, especially one where horrible people know there will be expensive stuff.

 

That's not really the grump, annoying as it is. No, the grump is the people who wander into the conversation to blame immigrants. People who BELIEVE that 80% of all crime is committed by immigrants. People who laugh in the face of actual facts. I really would not like to live with that level of hate. It truly depresses me, because it doesn't seem as uncommon a view as it once was.

 

TL;DR Racists.

[oldcars]

Thanks to the lovely person that lets there dog walk up my drive and piss on my rover back bumper, much appreciated. 

[oldcars]

Made a big decision last night.

Everyone cross their bits for me please.

Corsa B or Picasso?