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Facebook isterrible for selling and absolutely fucking mega for buying.

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'I've got a really small tattoo (that looks suspiciously like someone's just drawn it on with a pen) can you fix it for me by putting something 375,000 times bigger over it so I can go on telly and get a free cover up?

One of my friends works in a tattoo shop in Hereford. Popped in to see her this morning and it was dead. She reckons it will pick up end of summer when all of the twats who went to Ibiza return, and need their shite holiday tattoos covered up.

 

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The BBC News did see fit a couple of nights ago to inform the world that they had absolute proof that British Special Forces are now operating in Syria. It had obtained photos of their secret mission. Not fucking secret any more is it, you stupid twats.

What are the BBC, the ISIS information exchange? I bet the fanatical bastards were truly grateful for that little nugget of information.

Do you really think they weren't told to 'leak' that information by the Government?
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Do you really think they weren't told to 'leak' that information by the Government?

or, more likely some one high up in the 6th floor executive suite decided to do it to curry favour with comrade cunt corbyn.

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SWMBO made a radical statement over lunch. "Do you really think we're going to hell in a handcart, post Brexit?"

 

I paused my eating, staring dreamily out of the restaurant window at 'the car', and answered "Hmm, dunno! - but we're here to see regardless".

 

Profound days....

 

Interesting Times, as the Chinese [not building power stations] might say ;)

 

 

TS

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WTF does it have to do with Corbyn? I don't get it

Right wingers think the BBC is run by a liberal elite and Corbyn is part of that.

Sky and ITV news have broadcast more balanced Corbyn coverage than the BBC.

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Idiot Sister's Friend's Dad is in the process of shuffling off. Ma has the mega gloops on. As usual I've said the wrong thing: "Bet he's real glad he was clever and only smoked the tabs with smoking harms your baby warning on them."

 

I so need a confirmed asperger's diagnosis to use as my get out of jail free card. Unlucky he's dying, but when your entire life has been smoking like a chimney in between being pissed constantly what do you expect? I'm not expecting sympathy when I die of fat bastard disease.

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WTF does it have to do with Corbyn? I don't get it

 

Nothing whatsoever. 

 

However, facts are inconvenient and should never be allowed to interfere with a strongly-held prejudice.

 

;)

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Right wingers think the BBC is run by a liberal elite and Corbyn is part of that.

Sky and ITV news have broadcast more balanced Corbyn coverage than the BBC.

And for balance, those left of centre think the BBC is run by Tory Party Central Office.

 

Scottish Independence supporters think, with some justification, that it is just a mouthpiece for the Westminster status quo who are the same as Rick Parfitt's mob without the musical talent.

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Focus is on Gumtree. Oh shit.

 

Here is a smattering of the messages I have had -

 

£200

 

"I will have the car at the end of the month definitely "

 

Mother of God.

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Customer service is so piss poor, why you have to shout at these idiots before they help? Even the way some answer the phone its like "Good afternoon i don't give a feck Stuart* speaking" 

 

* other names apply.

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

I am very sorry.

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

Thoughts with you mate.
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Shit Billy. My thoughts are with you and your family mate and that her last days are painfree. :(

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

 

Shit it often indeed seems to be and massively unfair.   Thoughts to you all.

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

Very sorry to hear that Billy, my sincerest condolences.

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My lovely, wonderful sister-in-law (who's faced enough challenges in her life) has been told she only has weeks to live. Sometimes life is really, really shit.

That's terrible. Is the prognosis certain?

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Fuck. That is a shitty thing to have to contend with. Sorry to hear this mate :(

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That's real crappy news,

reminds me of an old mate I caught up with a few weeks ago, must go and visit again, he had been diagnosed with bone marrow cancer after being airlifted to hospital after collapsing on a hike,

He said the specialist said there was nothing they could do and he was given a month to live, that was now two years ago, not saying that will happen but may offer a glimmer of hope.

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Thanks folks.

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Cavcraft that is shitty news, my thoughts are with you

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