The grumpy thread

[beko1987]

 

and the twit ant Rover who "designed" such a cheap shit fixing, i hope that someone gives him a good stiff talking too

 

with a cricket bat!!

I wouldn't worry about it, he probably lost his job by now...

[anonymous user]

I wouldn't worry about it, he probably lost his job by now... designs for BMW or Mercedes now

[EssDeeWon]

I did have a couple of grumps, but having just read Billy's news I've realised I no longer have anything to moan about.

[trigger]

My grump is nothing like Billys but can you believe it, being found next to a burning car and being positively Id'ed as a driver in a stolen car still isn't enough evidence for a conviction these days.

 

It's no wonder these cunts keep going on to steal more and more cars all the time.

[Lankytim]

Say WHAAAAT?

[trigger]

Mrs T got a voice message on her phone tonight from the local old bill, apparently they had to let the two joyriders off bail due to a lack of evidence, fuck knows how after what people told me and even the police knew it was them but i guess as they burnt the car all the evidence inside it went with it.

 

I'm a bit concerned now that they might come back. Bloody marvelous country we live in isn't it.

[Lankytim]

I know we live under the rule of law, and every person is entitled to a full and fair trial with evidence and stuff but whey can't we just hang them off a lamp post?

[fordperv]

The system stinks, no doubt these drains on society will also live to a ripe old age as well, trig I am sorry to say but the only way to sort this is the old school way if you get my drift

[fraser.innes.3]

Mrs T got a voice message on her phone tonight from the local old bill, apparently they had to let the two joyriders off bail due to a lack of evidence, fuck knows how after what people told me and even the police knew it was them but i guess as they burnt the car all the evidence inside it went with it.

 

I'm a bit concerned now that they might come back. Bloody marvelous country we live in isn't it.

Does that mean that your insurance company is now no longer liable for the damage they caused?

 

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[purplebargeken]

Really? Well fuck me sideways.

 

Seeing as they are totally innocent*, no harm in providing the details of this pair of bellends is there.

 

Just disconnect all of the king leads from the cars/take the rotor arms out.

 

Cunts! Cunts! Cunts! Cunts! 

[trigger]

Does that mean that your insurance company is now no longer liable for the damage they caused?

 

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I did wonder that. So it's probably a result for my insurance, not so much for the car owners they hit or the council signs and posts they damaged.

 

The annoying thing this is i know where they live, but I've been told some pretty bad horror stories about them so the last thing i want to do is start a war. Sadly people like this think they are above the law and cases like this just goes to make them feel even more untouchable.

[purplebargeken]

Hope you can get the fuck out of there. Then start a war. 

 

Get some CCTV ASAP linked to your iPhone. 

[Tamworthbay]

I did wonder that. So it's probably a result for my insurance, not so much for the car owners they hit or the council signs and posts they damaged.

The annoying thing this is i know where they live, but I've been told some pretty bad horror stories about them so the last thing i want to do is start a war. Sadly people like this think they are above the law and cases like this just goes to make them feel even more untouchable.

revenge and served cold and all that, bide your time and be subtle. There are a million ways to screw people if you are clever about it, many of them are even legal.

 

And I would complain to the police as well, they need to be nobbling these twats.

[purplebargeken]

Mrs PBK has decided that we are going to Brighton for the day. Why Brighton? Fuck knows.

 

I really do not want to go, I cannot be arsed driving over to some poxy seaside Town and looking at a pier and the sea. 

 

I'd quite like to burn Choccywoccydoodah to the fucking ground.

[Cavcraft]

That's shit, Trigger. Just hope they buy a decent car one day and someone returns the favour.

[Parky]

Pipe bomb wired up to future classics would be a good idea (just remember to disconnect it before nipping down the shops).

 

I know where you are coming from though, these twunts love a war as it gives their pointless lives some meaning and you really don't need shit like that. Just remember Karma is a bitch and it never forgets.....

[purplebargeken]

Doubt that they'd ever have the money, too busy buying recreational chemicals.

[Lankytim]

I'm sure if the local community had a whip around, charity boxes in the local supermarket, raffles and jumble sales in the local church e.t.c I;m sure enough money could be raised to hire a professional contract killer to deal with them.

[purplebargeken]

They would have to be a bloody crack shot to be able to hit any brain cells belonging to those two cunts.

[mercrocker]

 

 

I'd quite like to burn Choccywoccydoodah to the fucking ground.

  

A more up themselves set of hipster lifestyle shitbox cake floggers I have yet to encounter.   I actually quite like Brighton but that particular emporium needs to get straight in the sea.

[chaseracer]

Not far to go...

[oldcars]

Tried to paint a bit of the Kia bumper where the paint had flaked off. Total mess, wish i had not bothered.

[Negative Creep]

Generally not interested in the Olympics, but I can appreciate the physical and mental strength it takes to compete in the vast majority of events. However, waking up this morning to find people celebrating a horse trotting around a field? Jesus wept

[dollywobbler]

Aye. I've watched a bit of the olympics, and found some of it far more interesting than I expected. Cycling and diving the biggest surprises for me so far. Golf remains as interesting as watching magnolia paint dry though.

[adw1977]

What kind of bird produces shit this corrosive to paint? That's not primer showing through, it's bare metal!

My own fault really, it's been there about a fortnight and I've been too lazy to wash it off.

[MarvinsMom]

this morning I've got ANOTHER bulb fail in the Rover, a back tail light in the cluster that I masiked onto the car YESTERDAY!!!!!

 

bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, shit, bollocks, damn.....

 

does anyone want a Rover 75?

 

no...

 

I thought not

[MarvinsMom]

What kind of bird produces shit this corrosive to paint? That's not primer showing through, it's bare metal!

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My own fault really, it's been there about a fortnight and I've been too lazy to wash it off.

herring gull?

[rantingYoof]

I think the "What would stop you buying?" thread was lost in the Autoshite Titanic Replication Even of 2016, so I've wandered into here to whinge pointlessly about a page on Faceache called "Landbeasts" which sell interesting metal of all ages, which has just posted an advert for a Mitsubishi Sigma which is a fantastic rare machine....

 

"FOR SALE: MITSUBISHI SIGMA 3.0V6 AUTO - £1995.00 - Jap beast from the 80s and rather cool - Drives nice - we have put new tyres on her and new exhaust - serviced including gearbox oil change. 80s Jap cars are are gaining a following and this is super rare. a few warning lights are on but they do not fail MOT or cause any driving problems - we have been using her for 6 months on dry days. Traction control light and the air suspension light means the air suspension does not raise the car."

 

The 'rents looked at a Sigma estate around...erm...twelve years or so ago. That was around £2000 at the time, and had no warning lights on incidentally. A marvellous machine, although not bought for parental-logic reasons.

 

The phrase "a few warning lights are on" is completely fair enough on a £200-£700 shitter. On a £2k investment? NOPE. Fix it if the car is really worth it.

[Rocket88]

Doubt that they'd ever have the money, too busy buying recreational chemicals.

 

 

There's your answer, right there......................you know where they live, ...white envelope with something "exotic" within pushed through their letterbox......................they won't be able to resist.....................

[Tamworthbay]

There's your answer, right there......................you know where they live, ...white envelope with something "exotic" within pushed through their letterbox......................they won't be able to resist.....................

obviously I would never ever suggest anything dodgy but I did hear a story where a banker had his coke laced with the active ingredient of chilli peppers. Apparently the pain is pretty much unbearable and it causes significant long term damage. So whatever you do don't do that because it would be awful.................