The grumpy thread

[horriblemercedes]

14 hours ago, New POD said:

I've got automatic high beam on my astra.  If I'd paid extra for it, I'd be gutted. It's far too sensitive. The reflections of my own lights on street signs turns it off. As do any street lighting, cars in the distance going both ways, and it takes what seems like an age to turn on again. 

Some do it better than others. I had a Discovery 4 and it was impossible to catch it out. It seemed telepathic. A similar age BMW was good, but not quite as quick to react and slightly less incisive. Two random examples

[ETCHY]

15 hours ago, New POD said:

I've got automatic high beam on my astra.  If I'd paid extra for it, I'd be gutted. It's far too sensitive. The reflections of my own lights on street signs turns it off. As do any street lighting, cars in the distance going both ways, and it takes what seems like an age to turn on again. 

I never really got what was so difficult about dipping your own lights or indeed turning your own wipers on.

I hate pointless tech.

[Spiny Norman]

6 minutes ago, ETCHY said:

I never really got what was so difficult about dipping your own lights or indeed turning your own wipers on.

I hate pointless tech.

Mine has 'rain sensing' wipers which are so hopeless it effectively mean it doesn't have an intermittent setting. I've got wipers off, slow or fast.

[jakebullet]

Mrs. has started a war with the neighbouring flat. By putting up a door bell with video capability. We was having tea last night and could hear her dozy son shouting in the hallway  "Cathy! You're invading our privacy! We're contacting the police!!!!"

So the dozy fucks have decided it's recording their closed door and we're sat avidly watching for when she takes her empty gin bottles to the rubbish chute. Of course had they decided to be civilised and ask we'd be quite happy to demonstrate said door bell does fuck all until you press the button. It then transmits a live video to her phone, but doesn't save it. It's an amazon cheap piece of crap with bugger all functionality.

Half expecting claims of well if the invisible man presses the button at the same time I'm coming out you'll be able to see into my flat. Why we're supposed to be interested in knowing she's going to the bin I don't know. Same woman that steals Cathy's plants 'cos it's not allowed to have a plant in case it causes a fire.....

[horriblemercedes]

2 hours ago, ETCHY said:

I never really got what was so difficult about dipping your own lights or indeed turning your own wipers on.

I hate pointless tech.

It's not difficult, it's just a convenience feature. And it is great 

[richardmorris]

Plenty of stupid drivers about.

 

[Zelandeth]

Why are people so daft?  Charging into deep water at those sorts of speed in most vehicles is only going to end one way.

You really do have to question the air intake setup on a lot of moderns too.  We regularly used to get one bit of road by where I used to live flooded to I'd say a bit above knee high, and not one of my crappy old Metros, Saabs, a Mk IV Fiesta, Novas or my dad's Fiat Panda had any bother whatsoever with it...The only one which complained once was the Sierra which required the distributor cap attacked with WD40 on one occasion.

I did have great fun attacking it full rally style in the Skoda Estelle's though...rear engine for the win.

The amount of scenes I've seen with HGVs having issues surprises me too, have they tended to go the same way now?  I'm used to seeing their air intakes on big risers on the back of the cab - though my brain does still tend to think of things like the Ford Cargo as being a few years old...

[ruffgeezer]

I find it beyond cunty that these tossers are stood there filming rather than warning folk how deep it is.  Granted the entry speed on a lot of them does them no favours, but it's no excuse.

[goosey]

Applied the parking brake in the Merc earlier and got a load bang and a slack parking brake pedal 

n/s cable has failed, was only replaced 6 months ago 😡will pick up a new genuine one tomorrow 

[MikeR]

1 hour ago, Zelandeth said:

Why are people so daft?  Charging into deep water at those sorts of speed in most vehicles is only going to end one way.

You really do have to question the air intake setup on a lot of moderns too.  We regularly used to get one bit of road by where I used to live flooded to I'd say a bit above knee high, and not one of my crappy old Metros, Saabs, a Mk IV Fiesta, Novas or my dad's Fiat Panda had any bother whatsoever with it...The only one which complained once was the Sierra which required the distributor cap attacked with WD40 on one occasion.

I did have great fun attacking it full rally style in the Skoda Estelle's though...rear engine for the win.

The amount of scenes I've seen with HGVs having issues surprises me too, have they tended to go the same way now?  I'm used to seeing their air intakes on big risers on the back of the cab - though my brain does still tend to think of things like the Ford Cargo as being a few years old...

we had fun in the C1,  it went were some 4x4s never go ,

we found a puddle by the site of the old sewage works in Ormskirk , wife was not impressed , son loved it

[artdjones]

21 hours ago, New POD said:

I've got automatic high beam on my astra.  If I'd paid extra for it, I'd be gutted. It's far too sensitive. The reflections of my own lights on street signs turns it off. As do any street lighting, cars in the distance going both ways, and it takes what seems like an age to turn on again. 

I had a Peugeot 3008 with it as a courtesy car last year. It worked perfectly and was almost the only thing I liked about the hateful thing.

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, ruffgeezer said:

I find it beyond cunty that these tossers are stood there filming rather than warning folk how deep it is.  Granted the entry speed on a lot of them does them no favours, but it's no excuse.

If they carry on when there are loads of dead vehicles on the side of the road they really are on their own.

I warn on coming traffic of hazards most days of the week. Eg horses on the road, loose animals, children walking or even police. No one takes any notice whatsoever 

[Zelandeth]

46 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

If they carry on when there are loads of dead vehicles on the side of the road they really are on their own.

I warn on coming traffic of hazards most days of the week. Eg horses on the road, loose animals, children walking or even police. No one takes any notice whatsoever 

Or they give you the finger, which is the usual response around here.

That ford is deep enough that there's a clearly visible depth gauge there, which should be plenty warning enough that you should be slowing the hell down.

[New POD]

7 hours ago, Spiny Norman said:

Mine has 'rain sensing' wipers which are so hopeless it effectively mean it doesn't have an intermittent setting. I've got wipers off, slow or fast.

Vauxhall rain sensors are great. I really miss them.when I drive my wife's astra. 

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

It's not difficult, it's just a convenience feature. And it is great 

I understand that, but actions like that are part of being involved with driving, which is seriously, and sadly, on the decrease. E.G. sitting in queues for lights or rail crossings with wipers going continuously. Also see auto lights blinding me before waking up that I'm approaching. How hard is it to flick a switch?

[Spiny Norman]

4 hours ago, ruffgeezer said:

I find it beyond cunty that these tossers are stood there filming rather than warning folk how deep it is.  Granted the entry speed on a lot of them does them no favours, but it's no excuse.

The two cunts with the Land Rovers sitting there are raking it in towing them out, they'd probably chase anyone daring to rob them of their loot. Surprised that Aldi Q-whatever died, I'd have expected better from a posh SUV. Must have its snout at ground level.

Many years ago I had a diseasel Citroen CX. Old school tractor motor, no turbo, no electronics and the wonderful Citroen suspension that enabled me to let the old girl lift up her skirts and wade through a flood that had a Ford Fiesta stranded in it with water up the tops of its wheelarches. Compare that to a couple of weeks ago when I had squeaky bum time in my Saab which has its air intake down in the front wing as the water got to about 9-10 inches.
 

[horriblemercedes]

7 hours ago, High Jetter said:

I understand that, but actions like that are part of being involved with driving, which is seriously, and sadly, on the decrease. E.G. sitting in queues for lights or rail crossings with wipers going continuously. Also see auto lights blinding me before waking up that I'm approaching. How hard is it to flick a switch?

I don't really get this. It is just nicer than repeatedly flicking a switch. It doesn't cause any inconvenience that I can see or contribute to poor driving standards

[andyberg]

1 minute ago, horriblemercedes said:

I don't really get this. It is just nicer than repeatedly flicking a switch. It doesn't cause any inconvenience that I can see or contribute to poor driving standards

I disagree I'm afraid. My commute to work is all twist country lanes. The amount of times I have been blinded by cars not dipping until they are head one is considerable. Now I agree that some people are c*NTS and don't dip as consideration, but a vast majority of these cars are with LED headlights so I would say most will have auto dip. 

[horriblemercedes]

Just now, andyberg said:

I disagree I'm afraid. My commute to work is all twist country lanes. The amount of times I have been blinded by cars not dipping until they are head one is considerable. Now I agree that some people are c*NTS and don't dip as consideration, but a vast majority of these cars are with LED headlights so I would say most will have auto dip. 

In my experience, the majority of cars still don't have it, whether they have LED lights or not 

[andyberg]

19 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

In my experience, the majority of cars still don't have it, whether they have LED lights or not 

Must just be selfish twats on the road then 🤷

[horriblemercedes]

6 minutes ago, andyberg said:

Must just be selfish twats on the road then 🤷

Honestly it's one of my pet peeves too! But I feel that the automatic feature reduces the likelihood of it happening 

[andy18s]

Closed for the unforseeable ..

tractorboi says nope..

 

 

[Merryck]

On 20/10/2023 at 19:00, GrumpiusMaximus said:

I assume you go to Invicta Tyres, right?

I do yeah, although it looks like the Council are clamping down on people lining up on the road outside. Twice while I was there a really arsey parking warden came round to chase people off, trying to be Billy Big Bollocks.

[bunglebus]

Ever wish your lottery numbers would come up, so you could tell everyone to fuck off and go and live in a little house in the middle of a big plot of land? I do.

[DSdriver]

5 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Ever wish your lottery numbers would come up, so you could tell everyone to fuck off and go and live in a little house in the middle of a big plot of land? I do.

I think those are all selling at a premium, preferred by great train robbers and nowadays cannabis farmers.

[jakebullet]

I'm an introvert. Constantly being talked at drains my batteries. So naturally the Mrs. is doing my head in, and I just want leaving the hell alone in QUIET!

I put her video door bell up Saturday. She spent all Saturday night & Sunday morning chuntering about what she's going to say if crazy old bat next door manages to get the council to come and look at it. Council man will say this, and I'll say that chunter chunter chunter.

Took her out to the countryside for walkies, and hopefully respite. Wrong. Man goes by on push bike and rings bell. Well why should she move? Chunter about cyclists for an hour. (This is after Eddie got knocked down on Friday crossing the road 'cos he has right of way and doesn't have to look. Blammo, hit by an E scooter. No good being in the right and injured).
Took her for an ice cream, and the fucking bastards gave her a PLASTIC spoon. Chunter, banned, chunter. Then some random person said "Jesus Christ", so a good long chunter about that too. Lovely hours drive back constantly going on about spoon, Jesus, cyclists, door bell on a constant loop.

I'm about to dump and run, when she decides she's scared and can I stay another night? FFS. She asks Alexa to play "dollar", and then every song asks "Alexa, who sings this?" After about 7 goes of Alexa saying "this is dollar", I snap and say it's dollar. It's always going to be dollar, that's what you asked for. We go to bed after another round of council man will say this, and I'll say...., for her then to accuse me of being nasty to her all night.

Never have I felt so glad to escape this morning. Turned the radio off, just listened to the engine, peace.... 

[Dave_Q]

Dear photobucket, if my account is that deactivated will you hurry the fuck up and stop emailing me about it, thanks.

Yes I know I could probably click unsubscribe or summat but I likes to moan.

[Supernaut]

13 hours ago, jakebullet said:

I'm an introvert. Constantly being talked at drains my batteries. So naturally the Mrs. is doing my head in, and I just want leaving the hell alone in QUIET!

I put her video door bell up Saturday. She spent all Saturday night & Sunday morning chuntering about what she's going to say if crazy old bat next door manages to get the council to come and look at it. Council man will say this, and I'll say that chunter chunter chunter.

Took her out to the countryside for walkies, and hopefully respite. Wrong. Man goes by on push bike and rings bell. Well why should she move? Chunter about cyclists for an hour. (This is after Eddie got knocked down on Friday crossing the road 'cos he has right of way and doesn't have to look. Blammo, hit by an E scooter. No good being in the right and injured).
Took her for an ice cream, and the fucking bastards gave her a PLASTIC spoon. Chunter, banned, chunter. Then some random person said "Jesus Christ", so a good long chunter about that too. Lovely hours drive back constantly going on about spoon, Jesus, cyclists, door bell on a constant loop.

I'm about to dump and run, when she decides she's scared and can I stay another night? FFS. She asks Alexa to play "dollar", and then every song asks "Alexa, who sings this?" After about 7 goes of Alexa saying "this is dollar", I snap and say it's dollar. It's always going to be dollar, that's what you asked for. We go to bed after another round of council man will say this, and I'll say...., for her then to accuse me of being nasty to her all night.

Never have I felt so glad to escape this morning. Turned the radio off, just listened to the engine, peace.... 

[Looks at recently opened POF account, looks at utterly quiet life, looks at POF account...]

 

The single life is bliss.

[Markeh]

1 hour ago, Dave_Q said:

Dear photobucket, if my account is that deactivated will you hurry the fuck up and stop emailing me about it, thanks.

Yes I know I could probably click unsubscribe or summat but I likes to moan.

If you try and go through the supposedly 'automated' process to delete your account it fails straight away, and frankly my life is too short to contact their support team to get it dealt with.

[Dave_Q]

1 hour ago, Markeh said:

If you try and go through the supposedly 'automated' process to delete your account it fails straight away, and frankly my life is too short to contact their support team to get it dealt with.

Twats. I've clicked unsubscribe on the email so hopefully my shit old 2010s photos will keep costing them in storage without ever earning anything and I won't get bothered about it.