The grumpy thread

[myglaren]

What on earth is this shite and how can it be legal?

Insane!

 

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Non car-related grump.  Trial in Canterbury today for a prominent event that happened just over a year ago.  The bastard is denying murder, despite brutally killing the victim.  Without giving away too much, the bastard lived quite close to me and I wish I could go back in time and throw him in the river...

[RoverFolkUs]

6 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

At least it's got ABS, hiy! 😂

When ABS used to be such a selling point and something to brag about it got its own badge on the back 😂

I'm looking at you GM!! My Daewoo Tacuma was blessed with a sticker with ABS written on it on the rear window from factory. 

I remember a 'birthday cake neck' dealer valuing it once (£50!?) and he said "Ooh its got ABS" as he waddled around the car puffing a cigar. 

What went through my mind, but I sadly kept quiet - "Yes it does have ABS, and no I'm not accepting £50 for it, now get away from me with your mouth full of sausages you prick!" (thanks to Sierraman for that phrase  )

[AnnoyingPentium]

Been applying to some jobs and I now can't find the bit of paper with my NI number on it. Fuck.

In less irritating news, I've lost an earbud bit to one of my earphones. Feck.

[myglaren]

1 minute ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Been applying to some jobs and I now can't find the bit of paper with my NI number on it. Fuck.

In less irritating news, I've lost an earbud bit to one of my earphones. Feck.

If you have a P45 or P60 it will be on there IIRC

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, myglaren said:

If you have a P45 or P60 it will be on there IIRC

These are the first jobs I've ever applied for since I'm off of university until September, before now it's been voluntary work. So no such thing kicking about. Think I'll have to phone them tomorrow.

[Skut]

On a walking holiday with a mate on Mull. When I awaken after an unplanned snooze in our hotel I find she's had about 6 lagers in the bar and now very worse for wear. She proceeds to very loudly ask me and rest of the bar about the possibility of a shag later. Interrogates me as to why I don't fancy her. When the fish and chips arrive I'm alarmed to see she can't use a fork. She stabs at the mess with such violence that tartare lands on her nose and forehead.  When we getup to leave there's fish everywhere and her seat is effectively destroyed.  FFS

[New POD]

20 minutes ago, Skut said:

On a walking holiday with a mate on Mull. When I awaken after an unplanned snooze in our hotel I find she's had about 6 lagers in the bar and now very worse for wear. She proceeds to very loudly ask me and rest of the bar about the possibility of a shag later. Interrogates me as to why I don't fancy her. When the fish and chips arrive I'm alarmed to see she can't use a fork. She stabs at the mess with such violence that tartare lands on her nose and forehead.  When we getup to leave there's fish everywhere and her seat is effectively destroyed.  FFS

A trip to the Distillary planned ? 

[chadders]

9 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

These are the first jobs I've ever applied for since I'm off of university until September, before now it's been voluntary work. So no such thing kicking about. Think I'll have to phone them tomorrow.

Sometimes it's on NHS letters etc., at least it is in England along with your NHS number.

[JMotor]

12 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

When ABS used to be such a selling point and something to brag about it got its own badge on the back 😂

I'm looking at you GM!! My Daewoo Tacuma was blessed with a sticker with ABS written on it on the rear window from factory. 

I remember a 'birthday cake neck' dealer valuing it once (£50!?) and he said "Ooh its got ABS" as he waddled around the car puffing a cigar. 

What went through my mind, but I sadly kept quiet - "Yes it does have ABS, and no I'm not accepting £50 for it, now get away from me with your mouth full of sausages you prick!" (thanks to Sierraman for that phrase  )

My Nexia has not only ABS, but AIR BAG on it's rear window!

With a TWIN CAM 16v!!!111!! badge in all.

The bastid is badged tae fuck eh! 😆

[Zelandeth]

Lady, if you're considering "dispersible" to be too big a word for you to understand might I suggest that a pharmacy maybe isn't the best place for you to be working...

[chaseracer]

Don't get me started on fucking pharmacies... 🤬

Annnnnd breathe.

[AnnoyingPentium]

7 hours ago, JMotor said:

My Nexia has not only ABS, but AIR BAG on it's rear window!

With a TWIN CAM 16v!!!111!! badge in all.

The bastid is badged tae fuck eh! 😆

Posh, innit. 

Does it hae air con, or wid that hae goat it's ain badge tae? 🤣

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, chaseracer said:

Don't get me started on fucking pharmacies... 🤬

Annnnnd breathe.

I initially read that as ...pharmacists...

[chaseracer]

In this case, no.  Just... NO.

[DavieW]

My wife's Rover Mini makes me grumpy just now. It randomly won't start or cuts out when driving. A local garage has had it 3 weeks and it's never displayed the symptoms with him.

[5speedracer]

On 5/4/2022 at 7:09 PM, Zelandeth said:

I guess part of it is that I have an absolute seething hatred of "stuff" strewn about the interior of my car.  Having cables running off from the 12V outlet is an absolute non starter.

Hence why basically half the interior would need to come apart for the install.

There are cables available to plug it into the OBD port. I have it plugged in then up the windscreen pillar and tucked in the front of the headlining.

[5speedracer]

On 5/9/2022 at 12:01 AM, DavieW said:

Because it's the US.

The country where you can legally drink and drive as long as you have mastered a straight walk.

[Kiltox]

On 5/9/2022 at 9:40 PM, RoverFolkUs said:

When ABS used to be such a selling point and something to brag about it got its own badge on the back 😂

I'm looking at you GM!! My Daewoo Tacuma was blessed with a sticker with ABS written on it on the rear window from factory. 

I remember a 'birthday cake neck' dealer valuing it once (£50!?) and he said "Ooh its got ABS" as he waddled around the car puffing a cigar. 

What went through my mind, but I sadly kept quiet - "Yes it does have ABS, and no I'm not accepting £50 for it, now get away from me with your mouth full of sausages you prick!" (thanks to Sierraman for that phrase  )

💪

[JMotor]

16 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Posh, innit. 

Does it hae air con, or wid that hae goat it's ain badge tae? 🤣

GLXI is all you needed to see to find out if it's got the ice cube maker 😆.

[vulgalour]

Card fraud.  My suspicion is the payment thingy in the multistorey, the device for paying seemed a bit off but since I was unfamiliar with it (I've used the multistorey twice in about three years) I just thought it was my unfamiliarity with it.  Anyway, someone tried to spend a grand of my money as a result, first I knew about it was the bank stopping my card and sending a warning text.  Happily, the bank stopped any money leaving my account that shouldn't, unhappily it's 3-8 days for a new card because reasons.

I hope whoever it was trying to spend my money had a really disappointing time.

[New POD]

21 hours ago, chaseracer said:

Don't get me started on fucking pharmacies... 🤬

Annnnnd breathe.

Those in the community are often not the best. 

[RoverFolkUs]

On 5/10/2022 at 10:08 AM, JMotor said:

My Nexia has not only ABS, but AIR BAG on it's rear window!

With a TWIN CAM 16v!!!111!! badge in all.

The bastid is badged tae fuck eh! 😆

As exciting as "injection" written under the bonnet 😅

[DavieW]

At a classic car show at the weekend I overheard a guy say to his pal " I like the rims on that car". I had a look to see what hideous 20" monstrosities he'd seen, but no, they were immaculate 14 or 15" chrome wire wheels on an MGB. Wire wheels are not "rims". 🤬

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, vulgalour said:

Card fraud.  My suspicion is the payment thingy in the multistorey, the device for paying seemed a bit off but since I was unfamiliar with it (I've used the multistorey twice in about three years) I just thought it was my unfamiliarity with it.  Anyway, someone tried to spend a grand of my money as a result, first I knew about it was the bank stopping my card and sending a warning text.  Happily, the bank stopped any money leaving my account that shouldn't, unhappily it's 3-8 days for a new card because reasons.

I hope whoever it was trying to spend my money had a really disappointing time.

That bank should be named and praised.

[vulgalour]

Cooperative.  I've been with them for years, never had a problem with them.

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, vulgalour said:

Cooperative.  I've been with them for years, never had a problem with them.

Except they take an hour to answer the phone, although they are not alone in that. 

[Parky]

They were really good.  I remember getting a call to ask if I was in Lagos because it appeared a clone of my card was doing the rounds.

 

 

[vulgalour]

20 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Except they take an hour to answer the phone, although they are not alone in that. 

When I called the estimate was 10 minutes, they answered in about 7.

[HillmanImp]

20 hours ago, Parky said:

They were really good.  I remember getting a call to ask if I was in Lagos because it appeared a clone of my card was doing the rounds.

 

 

Yeah, I once got a phone call from my credit card company asking if I was in Israel trying to book tennis lessons. I said no, that couldn't be further from the truth, I'm on a train in Leeds heading to Bradford, not Israel.