The grumpy thread

[greengartside]

Shame you didn't have enough time to drop the cunt on the head.

EFA.

 

 

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[richardmorris]

Would the yard have cctv to get them banned?

[greengartside]

Would the yard have cctv to get them banned?

I thought this too, would it be appropriate for me to message the auction house to tell them what happened?

[Cavcraft]

100% yes.

[SiC]

I thought this too, would it be appropriate for me to message the auction house to tell them what happened?

Yes. Get the fucktards banned.

[greengartside]

Ok, just messaged my mate who knows the owner of the auction house so hopefully we can get these pricks banned from the site for good. Thanks all.

[mercrocker]

That looks more than a scratch on that Fezzer, too.   Fucking great hoof in the side, more like.   Seeing a nice old Ford like that, still with its dealer sticker, is like watching my Granny get a kicking.   Little twats.  Good man for dobbing the fuckers in my view.

[dollywobbler]

It's official. The site of Shitefest Cymru is now completely ruined. Our usual music session at the hotel tonight. Barman was surly as f&ck. Wouldn't even say goodnight, and starting to hint that it might be a good idea for us to leave at 10pm. Not the first time either. Might very well be the last time though. Why on earth would I want to put money behind the bar when some of it goes to that useless muppet?

 

That place used to be the heart of the community. It's feeling pretty desolate here right now. Thankfully, a pub a short drive away has been more welcoming. 

[Mrcento]

"Wats ur lowest price mate"

 

On a car that's already a fucking steal.

 

Fuck off.

[andy18s]

It's official. The site of Shitefest Cymru is now completely ruined. Our usual music session at the hotel tonight. Barman was surly as f&ck. Wouldn't even say goodnight, and starting to hint that it might be a good idea for us to leave at 10pm. Not the first time either. Might very well be the last time though. Why on earth would I want to put money behind the bar when some of it goes to that useless muppet?

 

That place used to be the heart of the community. It's feeling pretty desolate here right now. Thankfully, a pub a short drive away has been more welcoming.

I'd make sure the "management "are aware of his shitty attitude that's driving customers away....just in case he's just blaming you for the downturn

[dollywobbler]

The management are unlikely to care. They've set their stall out - they care about tourists, not locals. However, words will be had with a relative of the owners, because that's how things work out here!

[Chas4545]

The flashing headlights to let people out regardless of right of way, safety  and other road users  is spreading .  Seems to have started in Norfolk/Suffolk  where all the retirees from London go , and is spreading west.

Kindness to your fellow man  on the roads has its place of course, but WTF is all the flashing people out of a side road/driveway straight  into the path of cyclists, motorcyclists, lorries et al.

I see too many drivers waving and smiling  thanks to the buffoon on their right  for letting them out, while the 40 tonner/motorcyclist/car driver is about to hit them from the left. Possibly dying in the event of a motorcyclist.

Why cant they just  Stick. To. The. Rules ...

Pillocks.

 

Oh and May Trump.

[busmansholiday]

Just had the you naught boy eMail from DVLA telling me that as I've cancelled the DD for a vehicle it's now untaxed and I'd better immediately tax it, SORN it, or tell them I've flogged it.

 

Would that be the very vehicle I sold last month that I've had email and paper confirmation that I've sold and that they acknowledged.

 

Yes, twats!

[Amishtat]

Fucksticks.

[ruffgeezer]

You think that's bad?

 

A mate of mine entered a Viagra eating competition and it was going really well,

 

 

Up until he was beaten off by some stiff opposition.

[myglaren]

They look more like legs and feet but if you say so...

[Rocket88]

Lorries have been haring up and down our lane, delivering stone to the property up the hill from us..................now our water supply has been cut...............not a co-incidence, I think.............

[Angrydicky]

It's official. The site of Shitefest Cymru is now completely ruined. Our usual music session at the hotel tonight. Barman was surly as f&ck. Wouldn't even say goodnight, and starting to hint that it might be a good idea for us to leave at 10pm. Not the first time either. Might very well be the last time though. Why on earth would I want to put money behind the bar when some of it goes to that useless muppet?

 

That place used to be the heart of the community. It's feeling pretty desolate here right now. Thankfully, a pub a short drive away has been more welcoming. 

Shame, the people that used to run it were top folks and the fella even came out in his Jeep (with various tow ropes) to try and retrieve Mike's Spitfire when he crashed it. No winch so he attempted to use a handy telegraph pole as a snatch block!!! It didn't work because the ropes kept breaking, but full marks for effort. 

[Cavcraft]

You think that's bad?

 

A mate of mine entered a Viagra eating competition and it was going really well,

 

 

Up until he was beaten off by some stiff opposition.

 

Hard to know what you're complaining about, tbh. I swallowed a Viagra then knocked all the others on the floor. Spent a full 30 minutes on all fives looking for them.

[mercrocker]

I can't even take them.   Had a pill phobia since childhood and can't get tablets down. 

 

 

 

 

I'd just end up with a stiff neck.....

[richardmorris]

Fucksticks. IMG_20190321_104548.jpg

Keep it elevated - higher than your heart if possible.

 

 

That is lie down with your leg on a cushion or two. Not sit up with your leg round your neck!

[strangeangel]

but WTF is all the flashing people out of a side road/driveway straight  into the path of cyclists, motorcyclists, lorries et al.

 

This. A pox upon all Knights of the Road.

[ruffgeezer]

I can't even take them. Had a pill phobia since childhood and can't get tablets down.

 

 

 

 

I'd just end up with a stiff neck.....

 

I had a Viagra suppository once, all I got was a hard stool.

[sierraman]

"Wats ur lowest price mate"

 

On a car that's already a fucking steal.

 

Fuck off.

Why do people ask this? It ought to be some sort of law that you have your hands placed in a 10 tonne press if you are found asking or texting or whatever an absolutely fucking stupid question like ‘What’s UR lowest price?’

[LightBulbFun]

 

 

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[fairkens]

I had a Viagra suppository once, all I got was a hard stool.

I went to the chemist for some viagra, asked him if you could get it over the counter

 

He said he could if he took two

[Mrcento]

Why do people ask this? It ought to be some sort of law that you have your hands placed in a 10 tonne press if you are found asking or texting or whatever an absolutely fucking stupid question like ‘What’s UR lowest price?’

 

I've started replying with a price way higher than the asking price

 

"yeh but ur only asking £450 on the ad"

 

"Exactly, "Only". Ask a daft question, you'll get a daft answer".

 

Anyone that comes straight out with a "Lowest price, mate" question isn't a serious buyer anyway IMO. Even if they showed up, they'd likely just start trying to re-haggle the already haggled price that wasn't for haggling.

[sierraman]

Maybe I’m a bit old fashioned. Car is 10 miles away so I’ll go and look at it, say it’s £800, bid him £700 and settle at £750 or whatever. Turn up and be polite, have actual money on me to pay for it, not be picking up on every minor scratch it has. Not rabbiting on chatting shit etc.

 

Strangely that’s not the done thing anymore. You turn up in a pack of four, conducting some sort of lost episode of Wheeler Dealers. But prior to all this you try finalising the price before you’ve even arrived. Thus providing a platform later for some aggressive bidding when you’ve found a scratch on a £300 car.

[Mrcento]

Maybe I’m a bit old fashioned. Car is 10 miles away so I’ll go and look at it, say it’s £800, bid him £700 and settle at £750 or whatever. Turn up and be polite, have actual money on me to pay for it, not be picking up on every minor scratch it has. Not rabbiting on chatting shit etc.

 

Strangely that’s not the done thing anymore. You turn up in a pack of four, conducting some sort of lost episode of Wheeler Dealers. But prior to all this you try finalising the price before you’ve even arrived. Thus providing a platform later for some aggressive bidding when you’ve found a scratch on a £300 car.

 

When i sold my Ignis sport, it was pretty much like that. It was taking up my lock up and i needed it away to get the space for something else, £350.

 

A boy from Aberdeen messaged me basically saying he already had one and wanted it for parts for his, £300, he'd have it collected, cash in hand, no worries. To which i agreed.

 

Collection day arrived, his dad comes down with a low loader... "£150 yeah?"... "No, £300 was agreed", "Nah mate, he's no paying that, it's £150", "It's not going anywhere for £150 buddy, or £200, or £250, It's £300 and if i'm not getting £300, you've wasted a trip to Dundee"

 

What followed was basically an argument, I let him take it for £280 in the end but some of the parts that were going with it mysteriously fell off it in between backing it out the lockup and going on the truck and stayed in the garage, so he ended up with a worse deal than if he'd just paid the £300.

[DodgyBastard]

When i sold my Ignis sport, it was pretty much like that. It was taking up my lock up and i needed it away to get the space for something else, £350.

 

A boy from Aberdeen messaged me basically saying he already had one and wanted it for parts for his, £300, he'd have it collected, cash in hand, no worries. To which i agreed.

 

Collection day arrived, his dad comes down with a low loader... "£150 yeah?"... "No, £300 was agreed", "Nah mate, he's no paying that, it's £150", "It's not going anywhere for £150 buddy, or £200, or £250, It's £300 and if i'm not getting £300, you've wasted a trip to Dundee"

 

What followed was basically an argument, I let him take it for £280 in the end but some of the parts that were going with it mysteriously fell off it in between backing it out the lockup and going on the truck and stayed in the garage, so he ended up with a worse deal than if he'd just paid the £300.

When I was selling a mazda 323 for £150 recently I still had loads of people asking what's the lowest I'd take until someone I'd bought a set of wheels from the previous week said they would have it for the £150 and would collect it later the next day.

When I turned up at my unit to do the deal they were already there poking at the car, there was the buyer plus 5 of his mates with two of them in a recovery truck.

I had thought it would be a straight forward transaction like when I had went to buy his wheels, I turned up, gave him the full asking price, took the wheels and fucked off, instead I got him and his mates poking at my cars, opening bonnets and the buyer comes out with "what's the lowest you'd take?"

Fuck off and die!

 

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