The grumpy thread

[cobblers]

Don't question yourself. My (limited) experience of people like this, in a professional capacity, I hasten to add, has shown that they are VERY good at hiding what they're up to.

 

[Split_Pin]

Spit and a bit of kitchen roll would polish that out... Actual Polish would do it even better...

 

Or are you sad that it's wet?

It's buckled in 2 places.....

[hairnet]

stop organising 3 difeerent things for the 25 june pls

 

fanks

 

[Cavcraft]

25th June I'm down Wuvvumshire hopefully getting absolutely trollied.

[hairnet]

theres field of dreams or the shit circiut in jockland or castle clelund

 

cant do any of them due to norway the week after

[fordperv]

This.

Utter bastards

[beko1987]

It's buckled in 2 places.....

 

Ah buggar. Just looking at this on the laptop and not my phone and I see what you mean now...

[The Moog]

theres field of dreams or the shit circiut in jockland or castle clelund

 

cant do any of them due to norway the week after

Shit Circuit? Or bad driver

[AlabamaShrimp]

Isn't shit circuit an 80's film?

[bramz7]

The crappy ZX has seemingly sprung a bigger oil leak, caught a glimpse of the patches it's left outside earlier.

On the flip side it means I might have to buy another car sooner...

[Slartibartfast]

Isn't shit circuit an 80's film?

No disassemble number two!

[andy18s]

No disassemble number two!

Because we know you'll strip Johnny 5 down to a few trays of parts,then leave it a week or 3 whilst ordering spare from Manchester(via Hong Kong)

Then when its apparent the wrong Foo Foo spring has been sent the various bits get shoved in a box under the bench 'cos you need the room to work on the next victim...

[michael1703]

Because p38

 

[dollywobbler]

Set my laptop uploading my video on JohnK's gorgeous Talbot Horizon, but Windows decided to restart during the night and killed the upload. Great! That'll have to wait until next week now.

[beko1987]

Bollocks, I put coppaslip around the pots to stop the slugs, and Charlie has just picked one up and got it on his romper. What's good to remove it?

[AlabamaShrimp]

Fire!

 

 

 

Tbh I think I used a bit of thinners last time but it wasn't easy

[oldcars]

Bollocks, I put coppaslip around the pots to stop the slugs, and Charlie has just picked one up and got it on his romper. What's good to remove it?

G101 but it was hard going getting it off my seats in the car after one mot.

[Tickman]

Bollocks, I put coppaslip around the pots to stop the slugs, and Charlie has just picked one up and got it on his romper. What's good to remove it?

That just means he has a 'garage romper' now, isn't that how it works?

[beko1987]

That just means he has a 'garage romper' now, isn't that how it works?

Ha!

[purplebargeken]

Ed and Bub, hope you both are ok.

 

Feeling fucking exhausted all of the time, I mean dead on my feet exhausted. Sick of feeling like this.

 

The CPAP machine is doing perfectly according to those who know. I'm sitting here typing and I just want to close my eyes and go to sleep.

 

Fuck.

[Parky]

I love Autoshite.  I've had seven years here now and been very happy.  I've bought, sold, won and given away cars and there's been loads of good-humoured banter and actual help, which has been brilliant.

That's all changed in recent weeks.  The forum has gone the way of the rest of the nation.  I already don't read a newspaper or watch TV news (says a man with a journalism qualification!).  The way the forum has gone is something I really don't need.  It isn't the cosy corner it used to be.

Know the feeling....

[Richard]

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[cort16]

I have to be honest and haven't really noticed much negativity. It could be I keep out of certain threads on the open forum, which are poison so just don't see it. I'd advise anyone else who feels this way to do the same.

It seems business as usual other than a few good contributors have left for their own reasons. Hopefully they'll come back but I'm just going to keep using the forum the way I always did (moaning about my [insert car here]).

[cort16]

Speaking of which I my insurance runs out on the Cadillac next week and I really don't want to renew it but I can't sell it for the life of me!.

[Bobthebeard]

Nasal hairs... Just WTF?

As (possibly) Billy Connolly once said.

" What am I going to do in later life that nasal hair will actually equip me for?"

 

All it does is my case, is make me sneeze, gurn and keep poking at my nose !

As you were...

[Lankytim]

I'm trying to grow my nose hair into a moustache that I can hinge upwards if I'm drinking tea or eating soup.

[Bobthebeard]

I'm trying to grow my nose hair into a moustache that I can hinge upwards if I'm drinking tea or eating soup.

LOL!

[JeeExEll]

I'm trying to grow my nose hair into a moustache that I can hinge upwards if I'm drinking tea or eating soup.

Better still, hook it over your ears just to show off. Or invent a new comb-over hairstyle. Would probably work best if they crossed over at your forehead so you could still see where you were going. (Do you wear glasses at all?).

 

Braided and beaded hanging loose maybe? Permed would make you sneeze. Probaby. It did to me.

[JeeExEll]

Ed and Bub, hope you both are ok.

 

Feeling fucking exhausted all of the time, I mean dead on my feet exhausted. Sick of feeling like this.

 

The CPAP machine is doing perfectly according to those who know. I'm sitting here typing and I just want to close my eyes and go to sleep.

 

Fuck.

Get well soon guys.

[puddlethumper]

I have to work on a roof this week spreading black bitumen on it. Bloody hell !!!!!!

I get all the best jobs.