Marm's Motors: Mid Engined Turbo RWD JDM Dad Wagon - Cool ICE

[Marm Toastsmith]

Current fleet:

 

Moar:

Some history:

A4: gone to @calebaaront

 

PC50: delivered to my dad on the IOW. Don't think he's ridden it yet.

 

Varadero: sold to a farmer.

 

CR-V: sold to @De Selby

 

Caddy: sold to @Zelandeth who I think sold it to @grizz

 

CB Two Fifty: Sold to @purplebargeken

 

 

Polo: rehomed but still in the family, being backed into ditches on the Isle of Wight.

 

Micra: Sold to @DirtyDaily

KA: was gr9, now bean tins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[rusty998]

The exhaust should be reasonably easy to fix i would have thought with the extra space under the CRV even though I have never been under one, like the extra windows in the Caddy was it converted for wheelchair access?

[Marm Toastsmith]

OK. So the CR-V (pronounced "cruv") lost it's silencer on a recent camping trip. I'd been ignoring various knocks and rattles from the underside which perhaps with hindsight was a mistake. One of the rubber hangers had had it, although oddly enough the ones on the rear box that fell off were OK. When I removed the rear box I replaced the dodgy middle rubbers with the ones off the back...

Here's what came off.

Turns out a rear silencer is pretty cheap so this evening I had a go at removing what was left. I'd already managed to get the bolts off on a previous evening (pleased about that) but the remaining flange wasn't budging. This evening I had another go at it.

So far i've mainly tried squirting it with WD40 and attempting to lever it off with a long screwdriver...as you can see i've made a bit of a mess and it hasn't budged. I sort of thought about tapping round with a hammer and punch but access is awkward and at the time I was working without having raised the car. I had a bit of a go but didn't hit it hard enough to do anything. The Cruv has pretty good ground clearance but maybe tomorrow I'll get the ramps out..

Anyone got any tips for getting it off before I continue making a mess of it?

Now I'm going to take the caddy to Morrisons.

[Marm Toastsmith]

15 minutes ago, rusty998 said:

 was it converted for wheelchair access?

yep

[rusty998]

That quite a mangled flange,  I had a quick look on't interweb and found a picture of the rear exhaust box , I believe the mangled flange is stuck on the internal round flange gasket thing, they need to be replaced when renewing the rear box to save leaks of exhaust fumes,  they normally just fall apart in my experience so a hammer and a screwdriver/chisel normally sorts that out, if height is an issue for swinging a hammer get it up on your ramps and see if you can remove it then 

[Marm Toastsmith]

I'll have a go using the ramps tomorrow. It's all pretty solid...

More jolly is the MPGs from the caddy. Loving the 1.9 SDI engine. 42MPG is mostly scenic miles along hilly lanes. 48 and 49 achieved on A roads and 70-80 MPH dual carriageways. Compared to the Cruv it's amazing.

The caddy's exhaust is also rattling about. A couple of the rubbers are totally knackered and held together with cable ties. None of them look all that brilliant and are a fairly loose fit so I've ordered some Febi/Bilstein replacements. I think the issue is made worse by the fact that none of the mounting rods have a lip/bump on the end to keep them in place. They're all free to slide about. What's that all about then?

[gm]

loving the cr-v, I had one very similar and wish I'd kept it. I happened across it a year after it sold and the new owner had ruined it, scratches and dents everywhere, exhaust blowing badly  mk1's seem to be getting thin on the ground now, if I can find a good one, I shall have another.

good luck with the exhaust, I replaced the centre section / back box on this one and don't remember it being too tricky, other than lying on my back in the snow !

 

 

[Tickman]

For getting that flange and gasket off I would have a go at it with Vice grips or waterpump pliers.

You want a new gasket which don't always come with the back box.

[SRi05]

15 hours ago, rusty998 said:

That quite a mangled flange

[rob88h]

I was doing an exhaust recently and a butane torch was the tool that finally made separations possible. Also allowing the WD40 time to penetrate helped, re-applied for a few evenings and left to soak overnight before I started heating and pulling. 
Good luck, hope you get it sorted. 

[rusty998]

41 minutes ago, Tickman said:

For getting that flange and gasket off I would have a go at it with Vice grips or waterpump pliers.

You want a new gasket which don't always come with the back box.

What Tickman said ☝️

[Dabooka]

My own exhaust woes involve my recently acquired friendly mechanic regretting his decision offering to fit my used exhaust section.  Despite his lift and offering it up it wouldn't go without modification, and now he's made those it won't fit.

Not sure why I'm posting other than to say exhausts can be bloody annoying things for what are in essence nowt by tubes and rubber bands.

[2MB]

Loving the popemobile. If you really want economy smugness get it on the chip juice

[bunglebus]

Is it worth cutting that fire ring (!) With a hacksaw blade/jigsaw/reciprocating saw to release the tension on it?

[Marm Toastsmith]

Thanks guys... Not looking like I'm going to get round to doing anything this evening. Tomorrow afternoon looks good though.

Another gratuitous Caddy photo for your viewing enjoyment.

[Marm Toastsmith]

I took the family camping again, only this time in the rain in the Caddy. It didn't rain all the time (see pic) but enough to make it not exactly a holiday. Nothing fixed yet, but it continues to be good transport. 

In the meantime the cr[u)v has mainly sat on the drive. Mrs M was in danger of getting a bit fed up with me not fixing the exhaust so In the end I took it in to a local place to get it done. £150 later and it's basically perfect. Money well spent, especially as she paid.

It's freed me up to get stuck in* to the Caddy. We'll see. I'd like to just spend a day fiddling about with it. Got a new temperature sensor and some exhaust hangers waiting to go on and i'd like to pick at the rusty scabs and see what lies beneath.

[Marm Toastsmith]

The CRV now has a years ticket as detailed elsewhere...

Caddy has just received a fail. They ignored the crack on the windscreen I was worried about but found some other stuff.

Just done the plates and lamps in the rain. Seized screws in spinning inserts, mole grips, brittle plastic, etc... but done.

I think "illegible" was pushing  it, but at least it looks smarter. Had to drill a new hole on the rear then got anxious about the position of the (r/h) screw. Is that OK?

[Tickman]

A brake pipe, cv joint boot and some plates seems like a decent result, the front one especially could not be clearly read so fair enough but it does sound like you had incorrect font plates not deteriorated plates.

 

[Marm Toastsmith]

Might have a go at adjusting the headlights despite 5 spanner warning. "too high" should be easy enough, less certain about "too far to the right".

[Marm Toastsmith]

Didn't bother. Argued with the kids instead and got the garage to do it. Did treat it to having one of the advisories done though. Maybe some tyres soon, and a service. It deserves it.

After the CR-V MOT debacle I'm quite pleased to have found a garage that just gets on with it. Bill seems alright to me really. When it comes to the service I'm torn between being loyal to this place, going DIY, and trying a one man VW specialist not far away who seemed alright when I dropped in...

 

[Marm Toastsmith]

Seeing as I've got a year's ticket on the Caddy I decided it's time to show it a bit of love.

Spent £20 on a DAB antenna and fitted it along with a DAB head unit that I bought a couple of years ago... should make the commute a bit more pleasant.

[Marm Toastsmith]

This is a first for me. 

 

[ProgRocker]

I got two separate recalls for the Takata airbags on my Almera over the past few years. I certainly felt like a pauper taking it to Nissan Main Dealer.

Takata are no longer in business unsurprisingly.

[Marm Toastsmith]

Off work so trying to get some shit done. Booked the airbag replacement. Chap at local Honda garage was friendly and efficient and commented that if I bought a new Honda I wouldn't get one as good as the one I have already. Obvs a shiter at heart.

Last week I fitted a pair of new Bosch wiper blades to the Caddy. That's the best tenner I've spent in a long time. So buoyed by that success I just emptied out my PayPal account for some more fresh rubber. Currently it has 4 mismatched budget ditchfinders, all legal, but one has a bulge on the sidewall, and another is obviously past its sell by date. And they're all shit cheap tyres. I've been umming and ahhing about just replacing the really bad one, I don't like chucking stuff which has life left, but new tyres are nice. Merry Christmas Caddy.

[Marm Toastsmith]

Tyres are on. I should have painted the wheels first really.

A bit of a drama over fitting:

The garage initially rang up to say the tyres were the wrong size.

The car had 185/65 R14 tyres fitted. The (original, full sized) spare is 175/65 R14. Blackcircles website recommended 175/65 R14 so my gut feeling was that was the correct size, and that the ditchfinders fitted were a touch too wide. They looked a touch too wide to me, too, but what do I know?

Anyway back to the phone call from the garage: I asked whether they were sure - and explained about the spare - they sort of laughed at me, then looked it up and then said that they could fit the tyres.

When I went to pick it up the chap behind the counter still reckoned they were the wrong size. But on the other hand he didn't appear to actually understand how tyre sizing works... He said that spare tyres are usually/often a different size. Sounds like nonsense to me (surely a full-size spare should be interchangable with the other 4 wheel?) Again though, what do I know?

I'm not sure whether they attempted to balance them, none of the wheels have balancing weights on - one looks as if the balancing weights have been removed.

Drives OK anyway...rides smoother and feels grippier... but the experience has taken the edge off my enthusiasm for the new rubber.

[Rusty_Rocket]

Those tyres look perfect to me, was the counter advisor very young?  Maybe he's not used to proper cars have a full-sized spare wheel?!

Good job keeping this thing going, it's an honest motor and so practical!

[Marm Toastsmith]

Yeah pretty young I reckon.

Thanks @Rusty_Rocket you've cheered me up.

I might go and treat the rear arches to a scrape and some kurust now.

[horriblemercedes]

Don't worry, they look the right section to me. I reckon they just saw the different sizes, assumed you'd got it wrong and the guy you dealt with was just winging it a bit with his explanation. 

 

I never tell garages that I have an interest in cars and do most of the maintenance myself and I've been told some really odd things over the years. I just nod and pretend to accept it and carry on. A couple of times I've had to explain in detail what I need doing because the receptionist doesn't get it. It'll just be one of those things 

[MikeR]

Don't worry my focus spare tyre is a 185 as opposed to the 195 s that are fitted , it works better than the space saver  , and it fits In the tyre well better than a 195 .. 

[Wgl2019]

Oponeo suggests either 185/60 or 175/65 as alternatives. 

Guess the previous owner decided to go for a pick and pic approach 😸