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carburettor Rank: Austin Maxi

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15 hours ago, garethj said:

Welcome, newbie 👍

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Poweredbyhopealone Rank: BL Wedge

Poweredbyhopealone

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I feel like this has been for sale for my entire life. Probably because it's so bloody expensive, cool though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284469691470?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D8247f42ff4564b5db0a8490bb61d4a2c%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D174967335648%26itm%3D284469691470%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982&autorefresh=true

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You could moonlight as a private ambulance in order to offset the cost I suppose.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Image 01 - 1989 FORD TRANSIT CLASSIC OLD TRANSIT

 

1989 FORD TRANSIT CLASSIC OLD TRANSIT | eBay

 

The two three most important questions that remain unanswered on the advert:

1) Why is there a ducking being tickled by a snake in the bottom of the photograph

2) Does it have the correct engine?

3) Has the radiator been shot like a cartoon cowboy who's just had a big drink?

 

Luckily, our old M8s at the DVLA have confirmed it's a 2.5 diesel

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Wonder how 'Swerved to avoid a packet of fags' is going to look on the accident report to his insurers

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image 31 - Aprilia RS4 125

Aprilia RS4 125 | eBay

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?

Or an 84,000 miles Laguna standing in a field?

Image 31 - Renault Laguna 1.9 dci Dynamique 5 Dr Hatchback, 1 Owner, Genuine 84k, 120 Bhp

And I don't quite understand what the floor stain is

Dear God, I hope to fuck it's not his jizz 

Image 41 - Renault Laguna 1.9 dci Dynamique 5 Dr Hatchback, 1 Owner, Genuine 84k, 120 Bhp

And tell me when the recovery truck comes as it's got a broken spring

Image 91 - Renault Laguna 1.9 dci Dynamique 5 Dr Hatchback, 1 Owner, Genuine 84k, 120 Bhp

 

Oh and in the middle of the night

it looks less shite, but then tomorrow morning

Oh, it's all come down 

Image 101 - Renault Laguna 1.9 dci Dynamique 5 Dr Hatchback, 1 Owner, Genuine 84k, 120 Bhp

Renault Laguna 1.9 dci Dynamique 5 Dr Hatchback, 1 Owner, Genuine 84k, 120 Bhp | eBay

MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

MisterH

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31 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Wonder how 'Swerved to avoid a packet of fags' is going to look on the accident report to his insurers

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image 31 - Aprilia RS4 125

Aprilia RS4 125 | eBay

Why does that look stolen...

MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

MisterH

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224650761587?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D6fa32a2962e649829334b5353e5d7eca%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D255172666489%26itm%3D224650761587%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A02e2dc6d-2f6f-11ec-9274-36aff0a20f32|parentrq%3A8f4812b117c0a4d496dbed7fffecc233|iid%3A1

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Second complete timewaster bought item without reading description ...Clearly states no MOT on advert !!

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For a 10k mile car I would expect something cleaner...

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Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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1 hour ago, bezzabsa said:

I wasn't aware that Acclaim steelies were Alloys!!!!!!

I think they are MGB V8 alloys painted a shit colour. 

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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1 hour ago, bezzabsa said:

I wasn't aware that Acclaim steelies were Alloys!!!!!!

Poor little car, hopefully all the shit on it is easily removed 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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C2 Code.  Out of MOT, exhaust has snapped and it appears to have had a biff on the snout at some point, but it does have those seats.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1 hour ago, w00dy said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/194445405100

 

I'm in love.

Must be the rarest Mk3 left now. Bloody lovely that.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anyone got a good search engine? Fucked if I can find the film that starred Leslie Ash,  Melvyn Bragg and U WOT M8's dad

Image 21 - API Lamby Polo Lambretta style street racer scooter

 

API Lamby Polo Lambretta style street racer scooter | eBay

 

This 'Gatch' fella who ruins paints scooters with his 'art work' needs to take the 't' and the 'c' out of his name and swap for them for an 's'

 

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