eBay tat volume 3.

[BorniteIdentity]

5 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

@BorniteIdentity Instead of fixing your broken '90s Toyota people carrier, you really need to buy another broken '90s Toyota people carrier.  'Tis the Autoshite way.

The interior. ?

Yo dawg. Heard you like urbex so now you can urbex whilst you urbex. 

Fucking state of it. 

[somewhatfoolish]

@Skizzer You're rich! Turbot Matress Rancid. £7,250 pounds of the realm. Because mintola.

Boring colour though.

Not boring interior though.

[cort16]

@NorfolkNWeigh are you still looking for a cheap camper?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/615242012697939/

[vulgalour]

Wipe down interior party busses should be banned.

[cort16]

Just now, vulgalour said:

Wipe down interior party busses should be banned.

They probably are now. I imagine that needs jetwashed more regularly on the inside than the outside.

[vulgalour]

You just know there's going to be chunks and yeasty extracts stuck in all the folds.  The same goes for the bus.

[cort16]

?

[pilninggas]

1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said:

@Skizzer You're rich! Turbot Matress Rancid. £7,250 pounds of the realm. Because mintola.

Boring colour though.

Not boring interior though.

might have to buy a ticket for the Euromillions tonight.

[vulgalour]

This is very lovely. https://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/214358/borgward-isabella-combi-11499-cumbria

If you've a SAAB 95, or a Volvo Amazon,  or some money, it could be yours.

[egg]

Been welded.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Ford-Mondeo-Mk1-Ghia-x/143701602985?hash=item21754872a9:g:mzoAAOSwz7NfRroE

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/924121988098580

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202008272999583

300 quid Astra, interesting description, (YP55HCD).

[Wack]

Looks a tidy mgf, from the one picture anyway 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/610793063163038/

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/978468282558637

[Jamie]

@Split_Pin 25k corsa b apparently rust free

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/314157146461164/

 

 

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?

[spike60]

1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/924121988098580

Not sure I've even seen an A series panel van let alone a camper. I used to work on and use a pick up and box van, both with 2.4 York diesels. They weren't great.

[Wack]

No idea whether £3600 is a bargain or extortion , I know it's £3600 more than I'd pay for it though 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/332172597970342/

 

[wuvvum]

I certainly don't think it's a bargain, especially for one which needs registering and (presumably) recommissioning.  If it were half the price I'd be half tempted.

[wuvvum]

Also, has @LightBulbFun had an early night?  15 minutes since you posted an Invacar and he hasn't liked it yet.

[The Vicar]

7 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said:

I've lusted after one of these for so long, truly a rarity.

I was recently offered this very rusty example:

Took a great deal of restraint to turn it down!

[LightBulbFun]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

No idea whether £3600 is a bargain or extortion , I know it's £3600 more than I'd pay for it though 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/332172597970342/

 

I have quoted this over to my thread to keep the anti-invacar crowd happy! LOL for those curious on my comments about it feel free to check my thread  

[meggersdog]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1260418

[The Vicar]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1260222

Have we had this? Room for all the family and Fido, MOT'd etc - £2500

Looks quite straight and lovely, but a bit pricey at two and a half bags?

[The Vicar]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1260620

Rusty 825 Coupe for just £200, owned by a master engineer no less.

This seems like a very genuine ad and that garden is exactly the kind of place you want to buy a car from. I'm sure this'll be snapped up.

[willswitchengage]

I wonder if these will become cherished? A shit base vehicle and temperamental engine (that still spins to 7000 rpm) but they do look smart.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-200-brm-1-8/114375279371?hash=item1aa14c430b:g:5MQAAOSwFGRfRT2h

[cort16]

nice

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Vauxhall-Cavalier-SRI-Red-Top-2-0-16-Valve-Last-of-the-Cavaliers-Full-MOT/303668087390?hash=item46b4074a5e:g:gToAAOSw0M9fSVOx

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Turbo-Daily-Race-Camper-Band-van-Project-63754-miles-102603-kilometres/203091377491?hash=item2f49307d53:g:YR0AAOSwW15fSWEn

 

'To sum up , if you are a competent bodywork fabricator and welder and/or electrician then this will could be a great project vehicle for you'

 

If that isn't a line in the sales brochures for all new Iv*cos, then it fucking well should be.

[wuvvum]

Fuck, it's sold already.  I would have had that at that price.

[Cavcraft]

'Monday:  Started engine'

 

 

'Tuesday:  Found a dead dog on the road, got out (whilst going along) and made it into a couch cover. Put van into first, climbed into back for a sleep'

 

'Wednesday:  We set off again'

 

 

(6 months later) 'Thursday:  After non-stop travelling, reached the end of the car park. The big adventure starts here!'

 

Friday: 'Exactly 6 months and three days after we set off, the missus has had enough and walked  the 200 yards home.  Fuck a duck'

 

'Saturday: Felt a bit despondent to be honest, not sure I thought this epic adventure through properly. It's lonely, cold and miserable and I can see our house from here. I bet that bitch is having a nice warm bath or something.  I'd turn the gas on but the bottle has rotted out since leaving'

 

 

(6 more months later) 'Hello again, diary.  Susan has left me for Kenneth, apparently his company car is faster than mine. Never liked that milk man anyhow, and he's welcome to the daft bint.   Anyhow, feeling a bit better now, and after nigh on 180 straight days of driving flat out, I've reached the edge of the car park. '

 

(November 3rd, two years later) 'Bit parky the night, set fire to my wedding pictures and my 'Michael Buble' CDs' They're just a distraction, and tomorrow is the epic leg of the whole trip. '

 

 

 November 15th: 3 weeks in the planning, 3 years in the making. Can I get to the next village? Read on again tomorrow to find out'

 

 

''December 33rd, nine years later:  Bollocks'

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Enchanting-1992-Mercedes-Luton-Converted-Camper-Van-A-Tiny-Home-on-Wheels/254702811939?hash=item3b4d787b23:g:P8EAAOSwTjpfSWOx