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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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Funnily enough - this on my FB Shite Search this morning : 1966 Ser 2a Land Rover

Land rover series 2a , 3500 v8 engine On a classic range rover chassis, On coil overs and disk breaks Mot and tax exempt, It comes with a modified certificate from dvla and v5  - Yeah, sure - it's missing original engine, transmission, axles, chassis, blah blah - how it got past the points system beats me


Product photo of 1966 Land Rover Series 2a

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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1 hour ago, Shite Ron said:

It was probably given the fake ID some time between 2007 and 2012 before rolling tax exemption was resumed. I cannot understand doing it on something so obviously wrong but there are many cars around like this, there was a mk3 Cortina estate on eBay recently clearly a 1976 model with a 1972 log book! I would not pay more than a few hundred for these type of cars as I would be expecting a pull from plod as it is really obvious they are ringers.

Would today's junior plod know anything other than 'aww, look, a nice * old car' - PNC check would show nothing untoward either so it'd likely not get a pull

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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8 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

That must have looked ancient even in 1923.

Yep,  Austin 7 would have seemed a great leap forward in comparison!

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

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8 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

That must have looked ancient even in 1923.

It wouldn't have looked like that back then:

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Looking somewhat older courtesy of its brass radiator, windscreen surround and lighting set, this particular example is understood to date from the final few years of Model T production.

 

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Sorry if I've missed it, but from the nice Bluebird above (listing already ended) I found this fantastic little thing:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285073499706

It's an early one with narrow rear lights:

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And from the same batch of registrations as some of Datsun UK's press cars.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I can't remember the usernames of Spitty owners on here but thought I'd share any way.

Galvanised Spitfire chassis anyone? Mainly mk4 apparently. 

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Tommyboy12 Rank: Citroen Ami

Tommyboy12

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Somebody buy my old 1.3 Montego and bring it back to AS

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Skcat Rank: Citroen Ami

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2 hours ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Somebody buy my old 1.3 Montego and bring it back to AS

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Tempting!!! I would be bored of it in a week and have it up for a roffle! 

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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11 minutes ago, Skcat said:

Tempting!!! I would be bored of it in a week and have it up for a roffle! 

Sounds the perfect solution!

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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"Hello Autoshite Funerals, you die, we drive, how can we help?"

"Hello, my name is Mrs @Cavcraft, unfortunately Billy has bought another shitty old moped, and I've beaten him to death with his own shoes. Can you cart him off in something suitable?"

"No problem Madam, we have just the thing".

Vauxhall Vectra Statesman Funeral Hearse, later facelift model, stunning, - Picture 1 of 19https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144856862868?hash=item21ba245094:g:XcgAAOSwI1hjmypM
(also @SmokinWaffle)

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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2 hours ago, Skcat said:

Tempting!!! I would be bored of it in a week and have it up for a roffle! 

Do it, a random please.

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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4 hours ago, Skcat said:

Tempting!!! I would be bored of it in a week and have it up for a roffle! 

Two randoms please

Tommyboy12 Rank: Citroen Ami

Tommyboy12

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Hell even I would take a couple of randoms on it 😂

pervypaul Rank: Austin Maxi

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4 minutes ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Hell even I would take a couple of randoms on it 😂

I'd raise this and and 3 randoms

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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On 12/15/2022 at 9:26 PM, robt100 said:

.....anyone got any tips on how I can get this one past her?

This is the holy grail of Autoshite. If you find out how, bottle it, and sell it by the teaspoonful 

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