eBay tat volume 3.

89,954 · October 21, 2021

Tidy low mileage 306

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/606992727390395

89,954 · October 21, 2021

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224

20,436 · October 21, 2021

18 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker.

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

20,436 · October 21, 2021

2 minutes ago, cort16 said:

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

And foreground.

12,932 · October 21, 2021

12 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

Chap deed..... Left his Carina herd to Science?

😂

89,954 · October 21, 2021

Looks alright for 850 quid

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-1.8t-convertible/1417679223

89,954 · October 21, 2021

Not sure if that yellow is paint or the MOT testers FAIL pen.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1012152726301140

2,565 · October 21, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294482700643?hash=item4490896963:g:ZYsAAOSw7axhcX15

9,275 · October 21, 2021

As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Edit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

Edited October 21, 2021 by outlaw118
handbag penknife blancmange

9,275 · October 21, 2021

One for the more twisted coach-pervs.... Is this the equivalent of a snuff movie or a scat film? @cms206 @rml2345 @davidfowler2000 @Inspector Morose and anyone else... £500RNM no bids. Pershore.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115049541544?hash=item1ac97cafa8:g:3TcAAOSw5VRhayh5

9,275 · October 21, 2021

@vulgalour to the beige phone please

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234242744414?hash=item3689f4a05e:g:4Q0AAOSwcUhhbWuW

9,275 · October 21, 2021

Renault 4. Better than a 2cv*

*Your opinions may vary. But you're wrong.

Says BRANFYND but in the ad it appears it's been sitting in his own garage, the twat. Just under a bag so far, Brizzle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133907492342?hash=item1f2d822df6:g:UyUAAOSwcDZhbYPS#viTabs_0

28,465 · October 21, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144256891302?hash=item21966179a6:g:24AAAOSwO2dhcYWa

28,465 · October 21, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165140709655?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180816085401%26meid%3D2e0778cbe8244a36a0991ad5d72f24f4%26pid%3D100970%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D144256891302%26itm%3D165140709655%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100970.m5481&_trkparms=pageci%3A1716dad3-32ac-11ec-aed2-72fff897b1e4|parentrq%3Aa481863417c0adb9dadfe0e7fffbcf34|iid%3A1

18,572 · October 21, 2021

On 10/21/2021 at 6:13 PM, cort16 said:

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224

'Just had £650 of welding repairs'.

'Welding repairs need painting over'.

Hmmm. Probably a bit late for that now.

30,023 · October 21, 2021

1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Edit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

Thank you, but I see you've already spotted the obvious issues! Never mind eh?

/pedant alert: slant 6 is a Mopar in 2.7 or 3.7 flavours, this is a slant 4. /end pedantry

6,097 · October 21, 2021

3 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

Like the yellow p reg MK3 cortina that keeps coming on eBay here in Sheffield been on there used car lot circa 7 years in all weather's price varies between £5-12 utter pile of crap & and writer should win the booker prize for fiction!

18,091 · October 21, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294477585034?hash=item44903b5a8a:g:GJ8AAOSwjVphbxoc

could be a nice little project for someone, and rare too see one with a hard top.

its ADO16 based, and as it happens Kerry has a 1300 GT engine sat in the garage all ready.....

89,954 · October 21, 2021

14 minutes ago, JeeExEll said:

'Just had £650 of welding repairs'.

'Welding repairs need painting over'.

Hmmm.

Is okay the roads aren't wet or salty in Scotland

64,886 · October 21, 2021

@dome, make sure you stay off the booze tonight - here's another modern diesel Renault with a floppy clutch pedal going cheap. Bit of a trek from you mind.

53,594 · October 21, 2021

Those Lanchester ads are making me feel much better about ours, not that I was feeling particularly down about it in the first place.

89,954 · October 21, 2021

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

@dome, make sure you stay off the booze tonight - here's another modern diesel Renault with a floppy clutch pedal going cheap. Bit of a trek from you mind.

Its okay this one is closer although it's the wipers rather than the clutch that's pumped.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/391838532585500/

21,620 · October 21, 2021

5 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

Nice house...

16,925 · October 21, 2021

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Is okay the roads aren't wet or salty in Scotland

There are roads there?

64,886 · October 21, 2021

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Its okay this one is closer although it's the wipers rather than the clutch that's pumped.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/391838532585500/

Don't fancy trying to fix the wipers on one of those - they're a separate motor on each wiper controlled by a computer, rather than a traditional linkage. This can lead to amusing* issues like when the passenger side wiper on mine decided to stop at the top of its sweep for a bit - the driver's side carried on going on its own for a few sweeps until the passenger side rejoined the party. I don't relish the thought of trying to chase down the cause of a total failure.

22,234 · October 22, 2021

13 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1392392

I love the period 1970's-1980's pressed metal plates on that

you really dont often see vintage retro-reflective on something that old with a non suffix mark and I love it

(but you just know they will probably be the first thing to get binned off when it gets restored/recommissioned)

20,874 · October 22, 2021

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Don't fancy trying to fix the wipers on one of those - they're a separate motor on each wiper controlled by a computer, rather than a traditional linkage. This can lead to amusing* issues like when the passenger side wiper on mine decided to stop at the top of its sweep for a bit - the driver's side carried on going on its own for a few sweeps until the passenger side rejoined the party. I don't relish the thought of trying to chase down the cause of a total failure.

Why was that the solution ? What additional requirement, above, must clear water and ice and bird shit off as much as the screen as possible, drove such pointless complexity.

20,874 · October 22, 2021

6 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Nice house...

Surely that's a HMO ?

7,976 · October 22, 2021

3 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

I love the period 1970's-1980's pressed metal plates on that

you really dont often see vintage retro-reflective on something that old with a non suffix mark and I love it

(but you just know the poor thing will get platebummed within a week of sale)

FTFY

21,620 · October 22, 2021

2 hours ago, New POD said:

Surely that's a HMO ?

Very nice Victorian building. Where is that? That will be by well known Victorian architect I'm guessing.

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