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Posted
8 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

No documents. Good luck with that.

Have you registered an imported car with no documents before?

Posted
37 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

No documents. Good luck with that.

make NOVA declaration, get a dating certificate from someone on the V765/1 list, fill in a V55/5 plus monetary cheque (how very french) post everything to the DVLA

and job jobbed :) 

Posted
8 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker.

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Did you mean a Carina !!? He seems to enjoy his exclamation marks!!

 

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It does concern me that I'm well over 40 according to said plonkers dating of a car registration in 1990

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1 hour ago, pervypaul said:

It does concern me that I'm well over 40 according to said plonkers dating of a car registration in 1990

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Low MILLage? Does it need more millers?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

These must be about the worst-proportioned car in recent memory.

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Even worse when seen from the rear three-quarter 

Posted
13 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker.

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TBH..... Possibly a toasted box/total crusty/cleated door/thirsty/high tax..... Err, N.A.I.L.

Lots of broken ones '4 spairz' likely in S Ireland, tho.....

Posted
4 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Low MILLage? Does it need more millers?

Probably a description of how well it'll shred when it inevitably goes through one.

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Is there a more ungrateful bastard of a car?

"Just had new in last month or 2
timing chain set
head gasket (plus a skim)
thermostat
rocker gasket
water pump
water pump pulley
drive belt
valve stem seals
up-rated braided turbo oil feed and silicone return (mamba)
rebuilt vacuum pump with up-rated seals.
New arch clips
full service kit consisting of oil and filter, spark plugs, cabin filter, air filter
new pulley bolt and chain guide bolts
new front spring and drop link
4 good tyres
Brand new battery

Then

1.car boosts weird up to 4k then boosts great im led to belive there is some sort of vacuum leak, car drives fine and only proper notice this if u really put the foot down normal driving u dont notice.
2. There is a small knocking from inside rocker cover when cold, which was advised to be a sticky tappet or 2 by a friend, almost completely dissapears when fully heated up and doesnt seem to affect driving at all"

And obviously a huge gluten for punishment given what's parked behind it.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper-s-turbo-r56-2007-mot-september-2022-fsh/1417651334

Posted
18 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker.

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Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, cort16 said:

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid.  I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

And foreground.

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12 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

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Chap deed..... Left his Carina herd to Science?

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