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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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59 minutes ago, jumpingjehovahs said:

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Hyundai Tragedy, .... these were so shite.

The original Tragedy comprehensively scored very low on the EuroNCAP safety tests one year....

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jumpingjehovahs Rank: BL Wedge

jumpingjehovahs

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This is one of the worst creations I've ever seen, an AU Falcon hearse/limo with a Rolls Royce "inspired" face grafted on. Still, some good news: 

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"Whilst having the space for a casket in the rear , it can also comfortably sit  eight people ."

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FALCON-HEARSE-8-SEATS-LIMOUSINE-AUTO-IMPORT-INSPIRED-BY-ROLLS-ROYCE/193459510148?hash=item2d0b15db84:g:KgAAAOSwVcpelXZ7

jumpingjehovahs Rank: BL Wedge

jumpingjehovahs

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A face only a mother could love. An unusual thing, according to the the seller parts are available through Nissan UK - I'm not sure if I would want the burden of a 2004 luxury limo even with that caveat. 

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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2 hours ago, jumpingjehovahs said:

...A face only a mother could love. An unusual thing, according to the the seller parts are available through Nissan UK - I'm not sure if I would want the burden of a 2004 luxury limo even with that caveat. 

Budget S-class?

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Do we believe this is really an A-series? It looks too weedy, more like a Transit with an A-series nose stuck on.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274367656198

The unattached number plate in one of the photos comes back as a non-specific blue Ford, 2.4litre Diesel with a revenue weight of 3.5t.

Billy would know. I miss @Cavcraft.

camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

camryv6

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27 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Do we believe this is really an A-series? It looks too weedy, more like a Transit with an A-series nose stuck on.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274367656198

The unattached number plate in one of the photos comes back as a non-specific blue Ford, 2.4litre Diesel with a revenue weight of 3.5t.

Billy would know. I miss @Cavcraft.

Oh no don't mention Billy !!

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Floatylight

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@hairnet to the beige courtesy phone please...

 

 

Proton Persona 45k miles

 

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Dabooka Rank: BL Wedge

Dabooka

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7 hours ago, jumpingjehovahs said:

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Hyundai Tragedy, my dad’s work used to have one of these as a pool car, every week there were fights for the keys to a Sprinter, a Getz and a knackered Focus for the drive back to Scotland as these were so shite.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274308658168

Now hang on there.

My step father had two of these back to back. He moved to them after getting sick of being mugged by a succession of Renault Espace's going titsup, especially gearboxes (these were new).  Cheap, slow and agricultural maybe but very reliable.  He's been with the marque ever since.

I do wonder where the the other two rear seats are mind.  And you do get free car washes for a month...

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Vantman Rank: Renault 16

Vantman

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3 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Do we believe this is really an A-series? It looks too weedy, more like a Transit with an A-series nose stuck on.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274367656198

The unattached number plate in one of the photos comes back as a non-specific blue Ford, 2.4litre Diesel with a revenue weight of 3.5t.

Billy would know. I miss @Cavcraft.

The "A" cab shared most components with the Transit and the most notable differences are the longer and wider wings, longer hood and a different grille. 

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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2 hours ago, Vantman said:

The "A" cab shared most components with the Transit and the most notable differences are the longer and wider wings, longer hood and a different grille. 

Indeed, but that one’s got a narrower track that doesn’t need the flared arches and it’s on titchy Transit wheels. It also looks unnaturally low for an A-series.

Vantman Rank: Renault 16

Vantman

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5 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Indeed, but that one’s got a narrower track that doesn’t need the flared arches and it’s on titchy Transit wheels. It also looks unnaturally low for an A-series.

The 'Base' model A Series was a 3.5 tonne gvw so probably as you say mostly transit.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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4 minutes ago, Vantman said:

The 'Base' model A Series was a 3.5 tonne gvw so probably as you say mostly transit.

Ah fair do’s — an A-series BASE then!

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AndyW201 Rank: Citroen Ami

AndyW201

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4 cylinder A Series variants ran on small 14" Transit style wheels. 6 pot versions got 16" wheels , stronger  chassis and beefed up suspension.

Maurice Marina Rank: Austin Maxi

Maurice Marina

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12 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Do we believe this is really an A-series? It looks too weedy, more like a Transit with an A-series nose stuck on.

2F118FB0-3A25-4989-8E50-0E0B48A7CDFE.thumb.jpeg.b06f4b6e533960827e3a7ed7f5865484.jpeg

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274367656198

The unattached number plate in one of the photos comes back as a non-specific blue Ford, 2.4litre Diesel with a revenue weight of 3.5t.

Billy would know. I miss @Cavcraft.

Why? What’s up?

paulplom Rank: Isuzu Florian

paulplom

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19 hours ago, jumpingjehovahs said:

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Early 416 auto, with only 22,000 miles (and the best colour for one of these imo). Weird ad as it’s £1200 buy it now or “I’ll just let the auction run it’s course”. Currently £225, giffer scrapes included.


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174281059914

I thought these were all k series.

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Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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20 hours ago, jumpingjehovahs said:

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A face only a mother could love. An unusual thing, according to the the seller parts are available through Nissan UK - I'm not sure if I would want the burden of a 2004 luxury limo even with that caveat. 

And there was I thinking the 1994–1998 Ford Scorpio was ugly.

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jumpingjehovahs Rank: BL Wedge

jumpingjehovahs

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15 hours ago, Dabooka said:

Now hang on there.

My step father had two of these back to back. He moved to them after getting sick of being mugged by a succession of Renault Espace's going titsup, especially gearboxes (these were new).  Cheap, slow and agricultural maybe but very reliable.  He's been with the marque ever since.

I do wonder where the the other two rear seats are mind.  And you do get free car washes for a month...

I’m always happy to hear some love for old tat like this. I think their hatred came from exactly what you mention. Cheap, slow and agricultural isn’t what you’re hoping for doing Bristol to Glasgow on a Friday night. I thought the same about the seats, and it is advertised as a 7-seater, but it looks mighty practical as a 5 seater

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