What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[New POD]

On 15/12/2024 at 10:16, MikeR said:

up and around like the milk choccy man last night at midnight ..

woke up to the dog barking , then I noticed some banging and shouting , it went on for a while , and so did the dog barking ...so got up 

so being brave I stuck my nose out of the front door to find her next door locked out ..in her glad rags .. she was not happy ..

her grown up kids were supposed to let her in , but had left the key in the lock as well as going to sleep ..

so got the ladders out , over the back fence like a PJ d ninja , in the back entrance , shoved her "useful" dog out of the way to open the front door   .

to put it mildly I have never seen a woman wake up her offspring in that manner before , I assume their life will be as interesting this morning ....

My understanding is that the kids smoke a lot of weed ? 

Personally I would have offered to lend her a tent and a blanket and gone back to bed.  

 

[maxxo]

I’ve been looking for 3 years

but I’ve got a good one

i am so happy

my parents had an identical one when I was a kid

its perfection and it’s making me so happy

 

[myglaren]

[Bren]

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, Bren said:

I’ve always had the impression from that video , that Bing didn’t have a Scooby Doo about who David Bowie was.

[Remspoor]

4 hours ago, maxxo said:

I’ve been looking for 3 years

but I’ve got a good one

i am so happy

my parents had an identical one when I was a kid

its perfection and it’s making me so happy

 

 

Radiators, ain't they brilliant?

 

[richardmorris]

The local security police in bagshot park recently started a new security alert text message system. Just had a test message whilst at work - ongoing security issue on the estate, stay indoors or if off-site do not return etc. my colleague said - Prince Andrew spotted locally?

 

his address has also become a warning -Prince Andrew close

[Floatylight]

Never mind the earthquake, is that a 2CV rolling about?

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1HM5pVaZp4/

[hairnet]

so was looking at a gig

in philadelphia

for tomorrow

2500 quid for plane

hahahaha

no

couldnt make it anyway as the flight is in the afternoon here get there with hour and half spare - even from jfk which was slightly cheaper 2.5 hours to gig - and the ticket is a ring them and speak to them not a buy online - not doing that with no notice or guarantee of ticket

ahh well

[High Jetter]

Cheesey band?

[hairnet]

2 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Cheesey band?

https://www.showaddywaddy.net/gigs/

the manchester one i was away for

could make the shrewsbury - thatd be 4 times

 

[High Jetter]

I wonder why....

[hairnet]

7 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

I wonder why....

gave up on that as gen admission

also they wanted 12% fees on a 28 quid ticket

YOU AINT TICKETMASTER MELONFARMER!!!!!

(it wasnt theatre severn either  )

[High Jetter]

1 minute ago, hairnet said:

gave up on that as gen admission

also they wanted 12% fees on a 28 quid ticket

YOU AINT TICKETMASTER MELONFARMER!!!!!

(it wasnt theatre severn either  )

You should have a crew pass by now

[cobblers]

These Lithium batteries are coming down in price, but I can't help but think there's something a bit fishy about this one

[Westbay]

"These Lithium batteries are coming down in price, but I can't help but think there's something a bit fishy about this one "

Fingers crossed their not smoked ... 😂

[Aston Martin]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14205121/Love-triangle-murder-mystery-solved-macabre-Google-Street-View-picture-showing-man-loading-body-bag-car.html#

[morrisoxide]

The comments are good on that above article.  :)

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Not sure what I'd be more bothered by...being captured by Google driving a Rover, or being caught as a murderer : - )

 

[cobblers]

41 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14205121/Love-triangle-murder-mystery-solved-macabre-Google-Street-View-picture-showing-man-loading-body-bag-car.html#

surprised there's any room for a body in there besides the lead acid batteries, tupperware and half a dozen chargers from halfords

[somewhatfoolish]

Just goes to show what a great car the R8 is, with a deceptively capacious boot able to conceal a corpse.

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

 

omg at the turbo 2s and the alpines

the white reno 11 - nutter

the 308 near the end WTF??

[maxxo]

what a fantastically interesting day

random fb message earlier from my childhood best friend

he moved to new zealand in 2007 and we lost touch a few years later

never thought i'd see him again

anyway he messaged me as he's come back to the uk

not only that, he now lives in Easington Colliery, about 2 miles up the road

we are arranging a meet up

i am very very very happy about that

[myglaren]

[Remspoor]

Eric Idle - Fuck Christmas

 

[hairnet]

 

crazy motherfucker madman @Six-cylinder in the 404

many nutters in lancias and audi and opels ❤️ too

[nomiST]

21 minutes ago, hairnet said:

 

crazy motherfucker madman @Six-cylinder in the 404

many nutters in lancias and audi and opels ❤️ too

What a treat, thank you!

[Six-cylinder]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

 

crazy motherfucker madman @Six-cylinder in the 404

many nutters in lancias and audi and opels ❤️ too

So the error 404 messed up the turn and you think I would!

[MikeR]

Looks ok to me ....

[somewhatfoolish]

Rod Hull walt?