What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[cobblers]

32 minutes ago, Wack said:

I've always had jobs with an early start, 5am usually 

As I've got older I've found it difficult to sleep past 6am, semi retired now so no need to be up  early but I still wake up

It's so quiet in the house with nobody else awake 6am - 8am , peaceful, just the gentle snoring of the dog and tinnitus to keep me company 

 

Same here, I wake up at 5:30 ish most mornings. Start work at 8. I usually leave the house at about 6 and stop off somewhere scenic on the way to work in my van and have a brew and a few biscuits and read a book. It does me a lot of good.

[Rustybullethole]

 

[beko1987]

On the days I don't have the kids I try and get into the office before 7.30. Seems a sweet spot before the London wankers descend on the m40. 

Days when I have the kids I leave at 9 when the aforementioned is all over and it's far nicer! Still leave at 4/4.30 though 👌

[Metal Guru]

8 hours ago, hairnet said:

There was more much squiggly

 

Also thus

I never knew Nelson had a car! Every day’s a school day.

[chaseracer]

[hairnet]

Ooh ahh is that your shitahhh

Bikes parking in a space is a thing here

Unlike rhe rest of the world where as long as youre not in the way..........

So dumped here for brekky cos youll eat bush first

[hairnet]

Seen a mk1 pre 91 disco im going back to the maccys where it was parked soon as need tea

New range rover towing a caravan in amberley on the way here 

And who had the kingswood wagon on here hmc? Saw something very similar but was moving so no pic

Series 2 landie but ibvs that was pahhhked

 

Toyota ftw

[hairnet]

Chillin in the gahhhhden

Shame theyre not here

Oih suns out ( been cloudy and not that warm till half an hour ago

[hairnet]

@STUNO

Saw a lantis earlier

Weird burgundy colour tho

Blackcaps need less than 100 to beat sa

[nev_jr]

I fucking love Capri’s and Renault 5’s. Anyone who disagrees is wrong. 

[hairnet]

Saw a mk2 capri in that not sky blue( not navy either) but vinyl roof and dart boards

Fir sale

1.6?

27400 kiwis

[Erebus]

19 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

 

Makes a nice change to the obligatory yellow TIT version

[Metal Guru]

38 minutes ago, Erebus said:

Makes a nice change to the obligatory yellow TIT version

It’s a Ghostbusters version ffs! That’s so crap.

[Erebus]

2 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

It’s a Ghostbusters version ffs! That’s so crap.

Yes, hilariously so.  At least it's original unlike yet another groan inducing yellow TIT version

[hairnet]

Big whakawhetai koe to @Parky for taxi

Finally met him

hope the list of house shit isnt too long tomorrow lol

[Metal Guru]

3 hours ago, Erebus said:

Yes, hilariously so.  At least it's original unlike yet another groan inducing yellow TIT version

I’ve no objection to the yellow ones unless it’s some  chancer asking £35k claiming it’s an original from the show.

[Wack]

PC Steer, checking tyres, that has to be someone taking the piss, probably couldn't find a PC Skid, or a PC Aquaplane

[cobblers]

15 minutes ago, Wack said:

PC Steer, checking tyres, that has to be someone taking the piss, probably couldn't find a PC Skid, or a PC Aquaplane

PC Andrew Linglong says "There's no point wasting money on premium branded tyres"

[GeorgeB]

On 28/01/2024 at 20:08, Dyslexic Viking said:

Norwegian cooking

 

That only makes sense if you put the subtitles on.

[Dyslexic Viking]

26 minutes ago, GeorgeB said:

That only makes sense if you put the subtitles on.

I never checked the subtitles, what's going on, nothing is what he saying, but it's still funny.

[EspenO]

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

I never checked the subtitles, what's going on, nothing is what he saying, but it's still funny.

Proof positive nobody understands sunnmørsk 😄

I’ve never used youtube subtitling, so I don’t know if you can specify which language is spoken.  But I think it’s expecting english, and the voice recognition tries matching what he says to english words . 

[RoverFolkUs]

8 hours ago, Wack said:

PC Steer, checking tyres, that has to be someone taking the piss, probably couldn't find a PC Skid, or a PC Aquaplane

Have you heard about his brother - PC Dry Steer!

[hairnet]

19 hours ago, hairnet said:

 

Shame theyre not here

 

I think if they had - bike woullda been swapped...........

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Since Tuesday I've driven about 1,350 miles.  Canterbury-Cambridge, Cambridge-Carlisle, Carlisle-Cambridge, Cambridge-Exmouth, Exmouth-Canterbury and a couple of local trips in all of that.  Nothing compared to the couriers and lorry drivers out there but I got home about an hour and a half ago.  At last.

[High Jetter]

23 minutes ago, GrumpiusMaximus said:

Since Tuesday I've driven about 1,350 miles.  Canterbury-Cambridge, Cambridge-Carlisle, Carlisle-Cambridge, Cambridge-Exmouth, Exmouth-Canterbury and a couple of local trips in all of that.  Nothing compared to the couriers and lorry drivers out there but I got home about an hour and a half ago.  At last.

Have a lie-in.

[Metal Guru]

23 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Have a lie-in.

Having driven Kent to Cumbria myself probably 100 times, I can only sympathise. 

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

Outside maccys in dunedin

Needed ice cream

Still got hour and half to do

 

 

[hairnet]

Im at the bottom of the world and theres a coconut wearing an arsenal top ffs

[hairnet]

Shonk in Otago

The road between milton and here ❤️