What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[wuvvum]

You on holiday again ffs?  Do you actually ever work?

[MikeR]

10 outa 10 for quality bodging !

Changed the oil and saw the exhaust bracket hanging down ,1 clamp ,rod and sparkling session later ... 

[Crackers]

On 14/03/2022 at 21:56, Unlucky Alf said:

Faster than these ones…    GET A BLOODY MOVE ON WILL YA!   🤪
 

[Spurious]

Gave blood today. I'm O-, so they're always pestering me to donate and I do try. 

Anyway, got told today that my last round of blood was used for Neonates as I don't have some dormant cold virus that many of us just carry around (CMV). Made me rather happy that a unit of blood is probably enough for several little 'uns in NICU. 

 

[hairnet]

4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

You on holiday again ffs?  Do you actually ever work?

no if only

phil has a story about ihop - he not tell

hoping for land of the free in april but not looking likely due to stupid covid rule (rule is fine the length of it is a pain in the arse)

if not  - august

edit - also - read the date on the pic ya blind aul fart  

[PhilA]

That was your own fault for going to Jersey

[dome]

Treated myself to some Lego.

New Countach is a cracking little model and Lego clearly have a sense of humour supplying a man with a spanner for when it goes all Italian 🤣

[hairnet]

33 minutes ago, PhilA said:

That was your own fault for going to Jersey

cheaper and closer than jfk

did you make back into your own state yet

[PhilA]

43 minutes ago, hairnet said:

cheaper and closer than jfk

did you make back into your own state yet

Yeah, back in Louisiana. Hopefully back into the house soon.

[PhilA]

Cleaned up and got my bike running. 

The answer to high fuel prices. Not the answer to rain. Or car drivers.

[808 Estate]

[DavieW]

On some of the A9 litter bins, I noticed a while ago Flat Earthers have daubed FE on them. The last time I went up the A9, some of the Fs have been changed to Rs - presumably for Round. 

Amused me anyway sitting at 64mph with cruise control on.

[RoverFolkUs]

[PhilA]

3 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

It's a lot easier just to get up underneath and drill a hole in the tank.

Siphoning fuel from a modern car is awkwardly difficult, what with all the baffles in the tank neck (there for that purpose).

 

Phil

[J W Pepper]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10586105/Owner-25-year-old-Citroen-worth-1-250-spent-THOUSANDS-fees-leave-car-park.html

[warch]

On 3/15/2022 at 9:18 AM, Remspoor said:

Nice peaceful protest that makes me grin

A bit pissed off because the police are moving in.

Ooh Windsor Castle, that was a very British protest I thought.

[hairnet]

18 hours ago, PhilA said:

Cleaned up and got my bike running. 

The answer to high fuel prices. Not the answer to rain. Or car drivers.

this is the reason valentino retired  

[Dyslexic Viking]

 

[hairnet]

@PhilA

saw one of these yesterday

gr8 license plate

was in rubbish red tho not the nice blue you have

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

So simple yet so wrong.

[Wack]

Who on here wouldn't think " fuck yeah" if we were queuing for a taxi and this turned up

 

 

[MikeR]

No explanation needed ...

[hairnet]

15 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

So simple yet so wrong.

Seen that before and just dropped my shit laughing shame it's not longer

[cobblers]

Had a day off work, come out in the camper for a couple of nights and had a lovely big long walk up on kinder scout. Feel much better for it as my stress levels were about 9000%

I took the most obscure routes around the quieter areas, and only came across two people all day. One of them was my favourite youtube personality (Pat Dickinson) and we had a really good chat. That's made my week really, what a sad bastard!

[Dick Cheeseburger]

6 hours ago, hairnet said:

Seen that before and just dropped my shit laughing shame it's not longer

I've watched it way too many times. I'm still laughing! I think half of it is Zippy's expression..

 

[HillmanImp]

And so on......

[wuvvum]

Name change incoming in 3... 2... 1...

[brownnova]

An AS anthem! 

[Metal Guru]

2 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

And so on......

To be absolutely clear - P&O Cruises is part of Carnival and we’ve had foreign crews for the last twenty years!

[HillmanImp]

That does answer the question about who the sponsors were for Renault. Only took 800 people losing their jobs to find out. 

My search algorithm must've been fucked up for some reason when I looked before. 

I should probably stop using Bing.