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We need to see how many wheels are on the other side before we judge its authenticity! 

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A rare thing has happened this morning.
The driver delivering to our local corner shop used the off button for the engine and refrigerator on his truck.

I guess he's less of an inconsiderate cunt than the others.

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Fish and chips at the beach with my first grandchild. Balancing a chip on my top lip for him to steal. Warm, sunny, Inconceivable in March, COVID is not beaten, but it is well under control.

Best wishes to all who are still stuck with lockdown. I hope that by the time summer gets to you,   you too will feel the freedom and joy that has been here at Christmas.

 

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Finding some tinted perspex sunvisors for my Rover and buying  them  for substantially less than the £135 for one  😱 somone on Ebay wanted 

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I got a birthday card today off my mate up in Edinburgh - nothing unusual about that except my birthday is the third of October !

 not to worry, I forgot his birthday too back in May (or is it April, must check?) 

his choice of card was pretty funny though :) 

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Just got my first dose of the COVID vaccine. I’m currently in the process of sending my DNA sequence to Bill Gates over 5G. Getting excellent reception on my newly implanted microchip! 10/10 would recommend. 
 

In all seriousness, I’m really glad I managed to get it so quickly. Here’s hoping it proves effective and a return to normal life will be possible soon. I really want to be able to go on a road trip or two next year.

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Just watching Car Perverts live stream from the other day, loving how he and Mrs Smith called their son Wesson 😂

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Yes, I know, it's a bit late. But still:

 

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The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt,  I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!!

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I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute...

It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting...

and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease.

Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture.

Looked excellent.

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10 minutes ago, Jikovron said:

The youngest sister passed her driving test today first attempt,  I gave her a handful of vague 'lessons' to refine her progression in traffic, and she had 2 with an actual instructor,,,very happy!!

Congratulations, Elizabeth! That's how it's done. No messing!

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1 hour ago, Agila said:

I saw a silver zafira...wait a minute...

It had a dent in the tailgate....keep waiting...

and had this excellent wile e coyote sticker perfectly in the crease.

Similar to this as I couldn't get a picture.

Looked excellent.

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Saw one on a transit rear door about a week ago and it looked perfect.

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5 minutes ago, hairnet said:

the just eat ads

with snoop dogg in them (only those)

whoever phoned him up

genius :D

Best I've seen for a long time. 

 

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My 'Christmas' holiday officially begins today. Now off work until 11th January. :D

How to amuse oneself in a tier 4 lockdown may prove a little tricky? :huh: Can't even go for a Wetherspoons Beer and Burger meal.

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Stick man is on and Santa parked the sleigh on a little hillock

Stick man sneaks in and Santa hoofs his bag into the sleigh into one side the sleigh then falls off the hillock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I thought It was funny

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Piss funny earlier, I was chucking some diesel in the car, police had stopped this 55 plate 5 series, no MOT, no tax etc etc, anyway this nobhead is going ‘having no mot does not mean you can’t drive on the road!’ Copper quoted fucking paragraph 4b or whatever telling him the law. Anyway the guy goes ‘let’s start again and you chase me you’ll never catch me!’. Pissed as a fart he was. No wonder insurance is so expensive. 

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You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue

Well, for a minute  I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions

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29 minutes ago, motorpunk said:

Someone driving this around like it’s any other A to B rentabox on the road.

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I totally approve!

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1 hour ago, Wack said:

You know the filters you get on phones that make you look like a rabbit or a dog with a big tongue

Well, for a minute  I thought this was one of those , but no , as I've found out today he injects his muscles with oil to get them to comedy proportions

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Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

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Just now, sierraman said:

Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

Won't go rusty though

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Imagine if it was veg oil? You could stick a needle in him whilst he was asleep then run your car for a few weeks until his tits deflated.

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11 hours ago, sierraman said:

Massive arms and legs like sparrows and still can’t fight! 

I'd think one swing and gravity would be his biggest problem 

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watching junkyard digs where they revive old usa iron

in the videos 'related'

someone was doing the same to a capri

ooooooook..............

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